[kaijuno]

Look at these koi

[3000s]

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[escuerzoresucitado]

shooo

[mistbjorn]

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sburbling]

onto better things thursday

[universalstudent]

Lord CHINO came thru to see his mural in progress

[kaijuno]

This video has utterly undone me

[littlepawz]

In Italy, newborn lambs that can't make the long journey from high pastures to the plains are carefully transported in special saddles on donkey and mule nannies. These nanny animals help the lambs navigate tough terrain, ensuring their safety.

[dogpuppy]

[catsofyore]

KNEEL BEFORE TOPSEY. Postcard from my collection, 1907.

[getvalentined]

The Weather Channel's AQI is broken (apparently the entire planet is hazardous to breathe right now, oops) but the scale only goes up to 500 so I am in tears at how the little indicator loads in upon a refresh.

[dankxsinatra]

[madlori]

You would arrest a man for having a meal?? A sumptuous, Chinese meal???

[importantcatpics]

[thelionofthenorth]

[humperxhumper]

those other guys are just roleplaying. i'm a real freak. i don't trust tapwater. i'm inbred. smoking me out is like trying to smoke out a warehouse. i get drunk off of 2 beers. i'm scared of Walmart. ever had real freak before? you will immediately feel the difference. the ride is smoother, the controls are more responsive. you've been driving shopping carts until now. are you in the right headspace to hear some shit like "batter up!" before you get fucked? i'm 5 foot 6. i don't have insurance. i'm trying to move to your state before we even enter the talking phase. i'll get a passport to fuck. you think you can have it all with a genuine freak? have it writ upon thy meagre grave. i escaped from a lab where scientists work round the clock creating artificial life- genetically bioengineered to drive your pussy insane. ready for a real freak? once you've seen the stroke you can never go back. my ears ring 24/7. all i do is train. spending a night with me is like spending a night doing the super mario 64 speedrun stair glitch. send me an email.

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[galaxywarp]