Just A Little Gremlin

Henrie, 24, Bi, UK. They/he Watcher: ghoul-bois BBC Ghosts: julianfawcett

[tanadrin]

imagine how much more fucked up the history of the world would be if eating someone's brains reliably conferred on you their memory and knowledge

[stumpyjoepete]

[blumineck]

Look, if someone wants to buy me a suit of armour, I’ll test the hell out of it. But until then, here’s some theory!

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[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[hatepotion]

loved miss roan of arc

[exeggcute]

one of my favorite this american life segments of late is about the people who played orchestra pit for phantom of the opera on broadway and how, like, a sizeable majority of them had literally been playing the show since it opened in 1988 (on broadway. I know it opened in 86 on the west end, you random pedants, but I am specifically talking about broadway musicians) because their contracts stipulated that they'd have jobs throughout the show's entire run... but nobody anticipated that phantom would become the longest-running broadway show of all time.

and none of these people wanted to walk away from a guaranteed job, so very few of them ever quit. they just kept doing the same show eight nights a week... for twenty or thirty years... and by the time it finally closed last year most of these musicians (who had been working together for DECADES) hated each other and really really fucking loathed phantom. I can't stop thinking about it. it's indescribably hellish to imagine but also the funniest thing I've ever heard in my life.

[exeggcute]

can you imagine.

[bisexualshakespeare]

[ID: excerpt from an article reading: One of my favorite stories, which should drive anyone who has every played in a band crazy-- there’s this bassoon player who has sat next to the same clarinet player since 1988. She’s convinced he plays half a note4 flat on every note he’s every played. He denies this. /]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[cleverlittlefox]

[tsunflowers]

I feel bad for people who’ve never experienced a corn maze bc it’s not even fun but you just have to do it

[tsunflowers]

I'd like to reblog this with some tags and comments bc I've really appreciated reading them

people who get what I mean:

people who have found a way to have fun in the corn maze but who I'm a little worried about:

person who we are going to put in the corn:

[likedovesdo]

[bawdiestrhymester]

Button House XI

[justatallstick]

have this picture of my punk friend doing my other decidedly normal friends’ juggalo makeup

[teaboot]

This is like a right wing political cartoon I love that it's real

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

[wildspringday]

lgbt (linguine, garlic, basil, tomatoes)

[amvs]

[rslashrats]

i hate that this is on “bad two sentence horror” because its actually good

[mrpints]

he fucking killed the other guy

[str8aura-no-not-that-one]

rare post where every single comment is funny

[pigswithwings]

crying crying crying

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[hellerism]

christianity isn’t real dude they made it up for supernatural

[hellerism]

that’s a common misconception actually! while supernatural certainly feels like it lasted 2000 years, it really only ran for 15 years. i understand the confusion though!

[kibumkim]

[duncebento]

finally….feminem

[thewolfofthestars]

aight what human rights violation have they committed now

[alleecatblues]

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