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Stone, agender, they/them, ace/demi, total fandom trash

[parakeet]

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

[bearthethirdwheel]

Please, how do you know this?

[parakeet]

quicksand does not have any hands

[frankensteins-mt-dew]

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[one-real-wrimonkey]

Platonic secret third thing Stratt and Grace not helping themselves against the rumour mill gives me so much joy.

They work together in the same room but on separate projects consistently. It’s efficient and works well around meetings they both have to attend but people absolutely talk.

They’re working in one of their rooms/offices late into the night for deadlines or calls to the other side of the world and end up falling asleep there and staying the night? It’s no big deal, they’re friends and coworkers and they work hard, sharing one bed and getting right back to the work the next morning occasionally was just logical, but the gossip goes nuts.

Stratt dragging Grace to get food because he’s skipped meals, sure, they’re going for ‘food’.

Grace always having coffee for her, sure, no ulterior motive there.

The two of them stepping away and having quiet conversations alone, it’s just moral support in the most difficult job in the world, but from a distance…

I just adore the concept of the two of them not helping themselves at all with their behaviour and fuelling the rumour mill constantly.

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[castielrisingabove]

I do think Rocky usually beats Grace because he’s just better at chess than Grace. However. Consider that this is a funny one-off option.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[tothechaos]

hate when people say something along the lines of "we must get along so well because you are/i am [some astrological sign]" to me. what are you fucking talking about. we get along because im fucking nice. a decision which i regret when you say shit like that

[tothechaos]

lotta people in the notes who im surprised managed to be able to read this post given how they cant fuckin read the room

[kujupikle]

✨ GRACE ROCKY SAVE STARS✨

[zdf-deactivated20251121]

[sudsyy]

[ID: a black cat standing screaming in front of a black background with rows of the lowercase letter ‘a’ in white. end ID]

[idkimoutofideas]

everyone needs one friend who has tiktok so they can send you the good edits without having to download the app yourself

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where people are fucking normal about aromanticism

[floralasshat]

At first I read “as an optometrist” and was just ready to accept the statement as is like oh yeah maybe some kind of pun about if people’s views weren’t clouded by hatred and biases they could be normal about aro and aspec in general but then I reread it was like “sigh, time for my nearsighted ass to go back to the optometrist.”

[knifearo]

as an optimist i dream of a beautiful world where all these beautiful aromantic people get to go to the optometrist

[squidong]

misread aromanticism as astigmatism

[earhartsease]

some of you need to get new aspecs

[ivy-michaels]

putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Corset of Visibility

[obscurelocalstranger]

[heinousier-bitch]

Strong contender for most depressing thing Charlie Brown has ever said

[commiefaggoth]

so embarrassing to watch yourself become obsessed with a character that feels tailor made for you specifically to become obsessed with. feels like i fell into a trap made just for me. like damn they got me. those are all the things i like and go crazy for

[gryffon]

[thealphapigeon]

I follow the "leave nothing but footprints take nothing but photos" rule of state/national parks yeah because conservation. But also because when I was 11 i read a short story about a girl who went to a museum and stole a bandage flake off a mummy on display with the mentality of "im just one person one piece won't be missed" then at night she was visited by the mummy and it plucked a single hair from her head and then the next night a different mummy took another hair and she realized that there were only so many pieces to her before there would be nothing left and that story was forever wedged in my brain. Anyways leave cool rocks where you find them or the mummies will get you

[rhube]

I just remembered that this was a thing that was HILARIOUS in 2006 and apparently that was ten years ago now.

Old people: join with me in remembering how funny we found this on LiveJournal.

Young people: look at this lolrus, it’s so happy, it has a bucket.

And then they stealed away the bucket and we realised we had fucked up a perfectly good elephant seal and given it anxiety.

[pipistrellus]

listen this vintage meme is high quality and i will hear nothing said against it

[rhube]

20 years. I am not happy about this.

[demonicsymphony]

I’m delighted at the bucket reappearing but dismayed at the passage of time

[luminouspica]

Happy 20 years to Lolrus and his bucket!