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Stone, agender, they/them, ace/demi, total fandom trash

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[love-me-love-my-weirdness]

Starting off small: friendship isn’t inherently romantic

Getting bigger: living together isn’t inherently romantic

Even bigger: going on dates isn’t inherently romantic

Getting larger again: kissing isn’t inherently romantic

Oh my god is this too big: having sex isn’t inherently romantic

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[myfootyrthroat]

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

[dowereallyneedthis]

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

[moran-with-a-g]

It was simple addition, really.

[1percentcharge]

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook

[1percentcharge]

[cookieekun]

[milk5]

The science behind THC + alcohol as a combination is literally soo interesting because it basically causes the crimson red duckling in your body to confront the serpent in the bronze vessel of your heart. Basically you feel good because the duckling is able to eat the harmonious seeds stored within the vessel and transfer these positive energies into your body. You can have bad highs when this happens if the duckling awakens the serpent and it bites the duckling. The interesting part is when you ingest alcohol after THC because it floods the vessel and causes the serpent to fall into a deep sleep. The duckling never gets attacked by the serpent when this happens because it is unconscious and the duckling is actually able to get fat from the harmonious seed, which causes an enjoyable sensation.

[only-cat-memes]

[cloudabserk]

my long lost husband returned from space obsessed with and devoted to some kind of extremely fragile alien blob. which is fine, i guess. building it a biodome was kind of fun at least.

[lettuce-tv]

don't go into the humanities because they're unprofitable and don't go into stem cuz its getting torn apart right now and don't go into buisness because it's competetive and speculative and don't go into education because it pays like shit. Just lay on thr ground. Just lay on the ground.

[notsotinyblob]

Rocky unfamiliar with classic earth puppet

[spiritb0x]

[twiggy-boy]

Posting this gif twice because I finally figured out how to make GIFs properly and it makes me laugh

[maalidoesart]

happy pebble pride

[lokaror]

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

[monster1994]

happy june everybody i hope you get fucked and/or sucked this month

[kazokuhouou]

what if we don't wanna be?

[monster1994]

then i hope for peace

[grendelmenz-deactivated20200929]

some sort of love poem

[grendelmenz-deactivated20200929]

This is the wildest result of one of my comics becoming popular I feel rabid

[semutamusic]

was just gonna reblog this bomb ass comic again bc it’s a mood but the author’s addition is hilarious. this is why your english teachers taught you to find meaning in a text

[this-is-a-love-story-isnt-it]

This insane update from Neocities