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In light of recent gaming events, I'll keep saying what I've been saying for years: Gaming Graphics peaked in the PS3/Xbox 360 era. Trying to make every AAA game look photorealistic is ruining the industry and the artistic expressions of games.

Games like Mass Effect, Skyrim, Fallout 3/New Vegas, The Last of Us, Uncharted, and all the popular games of that era had the perfect blend of grounded realism and artistic design to me. I don't want hyperealism or ultra high graphics and I'm so tired of it.

Every game looks the same now, is being made in the same crappy engine(UE5), and now we got an AI slop filter technology trying to make games look "real". I hate it here.

ceruleana

project hail mary is a touching and poignant film that leaves you asking questions about humanity like, "wow what if all mainstream media was genuinely good" and "what if book adaptions actually gave a shit about the book in question" and "what if studios hired actors that could actually act, and then let them get a lil wacky with it"

purpldology

I dont know if tumblr has seen this behind the scenes photo, but everyone has to see it because its amazing

stiffyck

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

nikuttek

everyone is drawing beautiful incredible stunning symbolic art of the scene when Grace hits his head in the cockpit, and the art shows the trail of blood from his head transforming into the Petrova line

BUT WHERE IS ALL THE ART OF GRACE REMEMBERING THE PETROVA LINE BECAUSE HE RIPPED THE CATHETER OUT OF HIS DICK AND SAW BLOOD

castielrisingabove

I’m no artist but I’m also no coward o7

drumlincountry

The thing about Ryland Grace and Eva Stratt's dynamic is that they're very much "leopard who eats peoples faces" x "guy who claims not to endorse this but has hung out with the leopard for years and when she eats people's faces he's like 'ah yeah she does that ☺️💫✨'."

habken

cat

fellator

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

fox-guardian

phm chapter one is a lot of grace being like "aaaaugggugg who am I.... what is this place.... auauagh I'm so fucking shredded and my dick hurts so bad"

dyke-parade

actually i think andy weir's boldest writing choice in project hail mary isn't the twist that "grace was a coward & had to be forced onto the mission" which then makes his decision to potentially die to save rocky & erid so beautiful. no, the BOLDEST choice is that what triggers grace's first memory of the petrova line & astrophage at the very beginning of the book (thus kicking off the entire plot) is seeing a line of his dick blood on the floor after yanking out a still-inflated catheter

dyke-parade

@soupis4awhile get back here and say that to the rest of the class

whattheforkdude

please unmute this

failbag

I’ve never seen high school musical and now I never need to

beccar

Basketball basketball we love basketball

fizpup

Get real.

pastelpolitoed

tumblr glitched while loading this, so instead of "dude get real" being the punchline, it was like this cat put on glasses for the first time and their friend was just. a legit dog. and not like them at all.

fizpup

This is killing me

casgirl

burins

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

burins

this is going around again and the tags are full of people talking about printing it out to put in their breakroom or cubicle or sending it to their coworkers, which fills me with great joy. vast diversity of professions represented also. zoos. labs. summer camps. restaurants. garden centers. libraries. schools. many reports from the brave warriors of assorted retail. a truth universally acknowledged: if there is a sign a customer will not read it <3 and they don't read emails either <3