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Stone, agender, they/them, ace/demi, total fandom trash

[cheaphalloweencostume]

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

[goofda]

“Imma destroy that pussy” my friend 😔

[riddle-of-sphinx]

Episode Prompto be like:

Besithia: would you love me if I was a worm?

Prompto: no??? I don't even like you now, as a human

Besithia: *already turning himself into a worm*

[freysai]

imagine going to take a shit and your friend is like can i watch

[sandmandaddy69]

[yourcalamity]

tumblr bitch: liking creepypasta makes you a freak!

me: **growls really hard**

jeff: its ok theyre just jealous babe…

me: i know jeff, i know

slendy: **slaps my fat juicy ass**

me: NOT NOW SLENDY JEFF AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT

slendy: youre so boring **murders a whole family**

me: **sighs**

police: **en route**

jeff: **the killer**

[evilvillain123456789]

I CLAIM THE ABUNDANCE THAT IS COMING TO ME NOW 🌈🙏💖✨ *falls asleep and dreams of a skeletal figure atop a black horse carrying iron scales*

[sobek-orange]

Sonic City Pop 💖

[nicejewishguy]

I JUST WANNA GET FACKED

[zehrdoktor-deactivated20260425]

[nicejewishguy]

Source

[nicejewishguy]

GIVE ME A FUCKING SOURCE

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[glitchfang]

there should be a term for characters you personally don't care about but you defend them anyways because the way people treat them is really uncomfortable. like ok this is a very middle-of-the-road character for me but the fandom's either been super misogynistic, racist, etc. about them or harassed innocent people who try to genuinely explore that character warts and all, and i find that more annoying than the actual character.

[androgynousmoonboy]

the term should by 'my client', like you're a lawyer defending your client that you are completely indifferent to but you are obligated by your job (or your morals) to defend

[weirdness-is-good]

[lachonk]

Imagine if a hog saw this

[lachonk]

Wouldn’t be nearly as many mushrooms is all I’m saying

[tomatosoupful]

Had to (attempt to) draw one of my favourite underrated lines from Rocky. Popping out of a wall to be like "I see you!" So SO adorable.

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[love-me-love-my-weirdness]

Starting off small: friendship isn’t inherently romantic

Getting bigger: living together isn’t inherently romantic

Even bigger: going on dates isn’t inherently romantic

Getting larger again: kissing isn’t inherently romantic

Oh my god is this too big: having sex isn’t inherently romantic

[dowereallyneedthis]

“I don’t do math because I’m gay” “the gays can’t do math” “If I explain math on tumblr I’ll lose my gay card” all of you apologize to Alan Turing right now 

[myfootyrthroat]

The “+” in LGBTQ+ is for math.

[dowereallyneedthis]

It’s literally been years since anyone added something slightly clever or original to this post, so I would like to congratulate you and maybe even bestow some kind of award. I don’t have anything to give you though

[moran-with-a-g]

It was simple addition, really.

[1percentcharge]

I met Alex Hirsch today and he drew a little picture in my sketchbook

[1percentcharge]

[cookieekun]