A simple feeling

Love everything and everyone. Vegetarian. A Leo with a big heart

[shittycryptids]

bigfoot’s wife, protector of the forest, if you yell bitch loudly into the woods, she’ll shame you for yelling profanities in her woods

[shittycryptids]

A grown man that can shapeshift into his favorite anime girls.

[shittycryptids]

An immortal, shape shifting furry.

[shittycryptids]

The mothman, but he wears a diaper.

[shittycryptids]

A ghost that exists only to drink lemonade at 2am.

[percethecurse]

That’s just me and I don’t appreciate being called shitty thanks

[the-radical-buzzard-of-discourse]

I used to cringe so hard at my “I’m not like other girls” phase until I realized that most girls have this phase and what we actually mean is, “I’m not a thoughtless one-dimensional caricature of makeup and boobs, which is all I’ve been taught to believe girls are.” How can women be viewed so poorly that little girls everywhere all think they’re unique just for having independent thoughts and interests?

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[kaijuno]

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

[dynamicsymmetry]

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

[geekandmisandry]

And most management in retail? They do literally nothing to support you or they make it worse. You are just a number, anyone can replace you, you don’t matter. But also you should be loyal to the companyyyyy.

[dare-i-say-asexual]

why do lesbians always give their gfs such weird compliments? today i asked my gf how i looked in a new outfit and she said “like a cryptid on the moors babe” and idk what to do with that but i love it

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

because we know what women want??? next question

[closet-keys]

the other day in the kitchen, my gf told me “you have very convenient ears” and it was incredibly sweet but literally impossible to explain why

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Fuck you goat man

[catchymemes]

[pizzamenu-deactivated20181209]

Must be an important raccoon.

[africanaquarian]

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

[jemeryl]

What is this dramatic yet melancholy music though, what is the story here?!?

[between-stars-and-waves]

They’re bringing him to his trial

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Ah this is actually the Godfather music…this raccoon is heavily involved in Organised Trash Panda Crime O.O

[laporcupina]

[grym-scythicle-deactivated20181]

@yuutfa

[sorrywrld-deactivated20190515]

i love a bitch who look like she can fight

[theawesomeadventurer]

[glumshoe]

Another shoutout to the demons and monsters that lived under your bed/in your closet and actually obeyed all the arbitrary rules you invented to keep yourself safe, like “if light is touching me at all I can’t be harmed” or “if I’m stepping on carpet I am untouchable” or “if I move my hand in a particular pattern while I walk, I’m off-limits during my voyage through the dark house to the bathroom”.

That was really considerate of them, especially given how biased in your favor those rules were.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

children create their own magic

[featheredschist]

And it is powerful magic

[healingisneeded]

big areola energy

[maelwife]

areola grande

[puddingpp-deactivated20190823]

First time performance with Seattleshibari

[hirxeth]

The Mirror (1975) dir. Andrei Tarkovsky