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cecil | he/him ( a dnd character blog )

[blond-shell]

[sesamie]

"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that

[infertilityidol]

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

[eddycocaine]

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

[pisshandkerchief]

"I'm sweating like a pig": scientifically innacurate (pigs don't sweat), mean (kind of implies you think pigs are gross :( not cool dawg)

"I'm sweating like a motherfucker: realistic. you probably would sweat if you fucked someone's mother. implies you've got game

[thelaurenshippen]

it's always "did you really need to burn down your workplace to prove a point" and never "how was the revenge arson? did you have fun doing revenge arson? were the flames pretty?"

[gumy-shark]

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

[lugubri0uss-deactivated20250504]

i kiss you on the mouth and end my turn

[egberts]

i have the heart of a lover with the soul of a hater and the mind of somebody with really great tits

[lynnbecks-gaming-sideblog]

I've poisoned⁶ this post so it's⁶ taking constant⁶ damage⁶ over time, and⁶ I also turned on⁶ damage numbers.¹⁴ Ooh, that one was⁶ a critical!

[mouseysister-deactivated2026041]

Knife with my name engraved on the blade NOW!!!

[mrsterlingeverything]

I will do anything to be free

[longnuts]

Even escape?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont know. Can i do that

[rumplefuckingstiltzkin]

listen up "bro", if that even is your real name,

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

Do you have an onlyfans?

no but you can close your eyes and imagine my naked body and then you can send money for doing that

[gaydogonline]

poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me

[caitlikescoffee]

you're going to try and bite it aren't you?

[gaydogonline]

im not gonna lie i will straight up be biting it yes

[aqwult]

guy who's profiting from it: look, i don't like it either

[greelin]

no i don’t hold onto resentment ever. Hope they die though however

[greelin]

“who is “they”?” They’ll know. they know what they’ve done