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it's the podcast/dnd (CR, TAZ, and The Penumbra Podcast) sideblog folks -chris, 23yo gay trans man- main blog @thatfckingay

[theartingace]

no more sad, just me almost crying laughing at work at Chetney just matter-of-factly fucking around and IMMEDIATELY finding out re: FCG's damage

[thefeminineurge]

[randomfae]

“come back with a warrant”

i felt that. i shall start using that answer. it’s perfect.

[theridingwriter]

Me @gayasstaz

[gayasstaz]

A) obsessed with the fact you tagged my most obscure blog

B) listen sometimes spontaneity is the only way to make time to see your friends!! Open yourself up to adventure bro!!

[justalittlebluetiefling]

Bathroom Voices Time

[vethbrenatto]

welcome to biggityburg

[eponymous-rose]

One of the funniest parts of watching CR while a bit too tired to take it all in is remaining wholly invested and trying desperately to piece together what’s going on based on the cast’s on-screen reactions.

“You find in the room with you ZORBO.”

Oh gosh. Zorbo! That’s… that’s that character from. Maybe earlier? Yeah, that’s Zorbo, okay. How very unexpected.

“I KNEW IT WAS ZORBO ALL ALONG”

Oh! Okay. This was foreshadowed. Yeah, man. Totally Zorbo, that wacky character we all know and love.

“I hate Zorbo with a passion!”

Oh yeah, me too, we all hate Zorbo, that’s what I meant.

“Zorbo is clearly in league with Blaguefrix!”

Oh man, Blaguefrix. Yeah, I totally called that.

“Nobody saw this coming because Blaguefrix was annihilated in the Sprabdazzle!”

Oh shit! I thought the Sprabdazzle was maybe a breakfast pastry but dang. That sounds intense.

[lesbeauien]

Some of my most favorite completely pivotal, campaign-changing moments from Critical Role Campaign 2, in no particular order:

-mail fraud

-walking through a literal, not-space-related, massively long tunnel-like worm hole from one continent to another. with no DM prompting to do so. they chose this.

-blueberry cupcakes

-almost killing a weird purple dude with a weird geometric object, letting him go only for him to get killed by the government an instant later, and then being like “well I don’t want the GOVERNMENT to have whatever that is” and stealing it back on a whim. and then just. carrying around a powerful magical relic of unknown significance. for months. just jangling around in their bags and occasionally being whipped out for a once-a-day reroll. this thing started a WAR and then disappeared from under the noses of TWO NATIONS and these random adventuring chucklefucks had it the whole time

-appearing for an audience before a queen of a foreign land wearing BDSM gear and whipping out one of their lost religious relics

-The Wildmother loving her weird pink son enough to give him THREE successful divine interventions

-relentlessly attempting to become best friends with a war criminal even after learning that he started a war

-accidentally stealing a pirate ship. not ~accidentally stealing~, actually on accident stealing a pirate ship with no intentions to do so prior to stealing the pirate ship. and then going “I guess we’re pirates now.”

-Fjord flipping off a sea god and destroying his weird sea sword and then refusing or forgetting to get rid of the weird sea orb inside him and then going out to sea after he pissed off the sea god. multiple times.

-Yasha cannot make a wisdom saving throw to save her life her free will and it changed the course of the story. multiple times.

-negotiating peace between warring nations, and then dipping out to go organize and attend a cult convention

-going to their first ever big city and being like “what do we do now? crime? is crime what we do now? crime?” and committing treason and conspiring to murder a city official and joining a crime syndicate led by a wet dude who later turned out to be Jester’s dad

[sleepingjuliette]

Local 1000 year old woman takes up cliff-diving hobby again, has no fear of god or death

commissions | twitter

[azraelion]

Testing out new brushes on our favorite resident Firbolg

[artyphex]

Sam Riegel has such short king energy the fact that the man is six feet tall feels like some cosmic mistake

[kurocyou]

I cast haste

[sirislayer]

“Welcome Home, children.” - TAZ Ethersea Image description: A portrait format digital painting depicting a gigantic 40ft pink-ish worm on strong, lurking out of a green-ish glowing vulcano hole. Towering over two humanoid tiny sillhouettes standing in front of them. On the bottom of the image, the caption “Welcome home, children” is displayed in a fine cursive font.

[fatsoupy]

members of vox machina: vax, vex, scanlan, pike, percy, keyleth, grog, and travis willingham, who sometimes contributes to plans out of character and everyone responds to him in character

[occtistachoniis]

@delilah-briarwood this is objectively the funniest fucking notification I have ever received on tumblr dot com

[itisalwaysthursdayhere]

ID start. Tumblr notification that says: delilah-briarwood started following percy-de rolo (spaced for readability). End ID.

[theartofthecover]

Critical Role: Yasha Nydoorin commission (2021)

Art by: Benjamin Dewey

[ruushes]

tattoo designs… but make it beaujes 💎💎💙💙

[adventuresloane]

[ID: Two drawings showing Beau and Jester. Beau is a thin, muscular woman with brown skin and straight, dark brown hair that is shaved on the sides and tied into a high, messy bun. She wears blue robes and wraps around her arms. Jester is a chubby tiefling with freckled, light blue skin and straight, shoulder-length, dark blue hair that is partly pulled back.

In the first drawing, Beau faces directly away from the viewer and tilts her head down slightly, exposing her back. On the back of her neck is a shiny green tattoo showing an elaborate design of all-seeing eye inside a diamond. There are clouds all around it, rays like those of a stylized sun or compass below, and a few peacock feathers above just beneath her hairline. Jester stands in front of her, with all but her hands and a bit of her hair concealed. She reaches around Beau to point at the tattoo with both hands.

In the second drawing, Jester’s body is oriented toward the viewer, though she glances down and away with her eyes closed and a soft smile on her face. She has a dark green blanket wrapped loosely around her torso so that the tattoo on her chest and shoulders is visible. The design is white and appears to be glowing slightly, showing swirling cloth over her shoulders and a pair of hands encircling a light at the center of her chest, just below her clavicle. Beau, smiling, stands behind her and reaches around to kiss her cheek. End ID.]

[kniknacks-deactivated20240811]

no mercy

[villains-origin-story]

Respite in the Possibility Room.