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[sacred-portal]

[laumeb]

Make a wish *

[spirulin4]

my kids are gonna be like mommy what’s an ipad and i’m going to be like we DONT use that word in this house. play with worms.

[ashberrrry]

I respect the moon's unwillingness to be photographed on a phone

[2009100000z9003007x]

( waits for an image to load and its not even that good ) i dont know what to say. i hope we all die.

[dailyskeletonreminders]

sorry yeah, you're actually not allowed in the grocery store anymore. yeah, everyone thought it was super weird when you were rummaging in your wallet for your debit card and it was making everyone super uncomfortable and taking a long time. sorry

[egberts]

80% of the ocean is unexplored by YOU GUYS. i've seen the whole thing

[greelin]

“hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me” is the funniest phrase because it always does. it always will. from personal experience things have already started to rouse from their slumber before i even get the first three words out

[angelslant]

(guy who hasnt eaten today voice) no no im fine its just yknow the horrors. yeah theyre unending again

[amygdalae]

It is good for the soul to microdose being a hater....so long as one remembers to always macrodose minding ones own business....

[fairycosmos]

since the tender age of 11 i have been so Scared due to everything being so Scary

[thiscuntkills-deactivated202311]

i think everyone should drop out of school and follow an unclear path

[eveydeevey]

Perks of being without sin:

Free to cast stones just whenever

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[quotemadness]

“Poisonous relationships can alter our perception. You can spend many years thinking you’re worthless … But you’re NOT worthless. You’re unappreciated.”

— Steve Maraboli

[medievalthymes]

me and the girlies on our way to the knickknacks and trinkets section of the thrift store

[memorycycle]

hey girl wanna come back to my place and chew on the ethernet cable