Scaralover

18! He/him, They/Them, Taglish speaking Filo (I make a lot of stuff, but I'm really lazy) and obviously, I LOVE SCARAMOUCHE

[yukiko-istired]

Hi! I'm Yuki and I'm planning a Scaramouche x Dom!Male!Reader, Filo!SocmedAu because I don't see many so I thought I'd do it myself, so if you liked this sneak peak, you can follow my main, @yuki-istired for more soon enough!

An Filo!Modern!Au Where you finally stop chasing after your crush, Scaramouche, after years of pining (Cliché, I know)

Note:

This au is a modern college au, where reader is implied to be a "dominant" male, so, sorry submissive girlies or boys but unfortunately you are not my target audience. But if you'd still like to follow along, who am I to stop you.

Just please make sure you do not berate me with 'why isn't it gender neutral?' Or 'can't you make the reader a female/more submissive?', because no. I will not, very sorry my loves.

[yukiko-istired]

Update: This account is now the main and the other is now the alt due to personal problems with a former friend. Yes this series is still going, yes it's still in development. Why? Because the art used in the profiles of the characters were made by my former friend so I had this whole moral debacle inside my mind and have decided to just start from the very beginning instead of having to keep overthinking everytime I post another part, because- duh, it's not my art. In other words, with about 100+ of screenshots, I was only able to keep about 10-12 of the screenshots I've taken, all of which are not in chronological order, and I know you guys(tumbleweed rolls through) must realize how absolutely demotivating that is and realizing I had to delete about a hundred screenshots, this just got shoved under the rug in favour of doing more important things, exams, enrollments, projects, thesis' and so on. I honestly feel really guilty how someone who saw this probably expected another part (then forgot about it) but then suddenly the writer just dips after hyping the entire shit up.

Hopefully I'll have more time and motivation now, seeing as I've been using writing fan fiction as a way to distract myself from using ai chat bots (an Idea I got from another writer, thank you so much) as well as a way to make me feel like Im actually improving on myself (hence the distraction part). And as of right now? It's working pretty well, it's been about a couple of months since I've last touched those things.

I promise you guys, it's my target to finish this before y'all are dead, you WILL see the ending, I just need a bit more time (and storage)

Tldr: This acc is now the main acc, the original main is now the alt, stopped this series due to pfp's being a former friend's art, lost motivation because I had to delete about 100 screenshots. Yes I'm still working on it, yes it's still in development. No it is not trashed. Will update as soon as I can. Ty guys for your patience, seriously.

[vhvrs]

every time morty does anything "bad" refer to my chart

[vhvrs]

back to safety.

[frostys-art-blog]

A list of charities and organizations to donate to help fight back Global Warming: a Masterpost

Since we have now reached the hottest month of the record since the dustbowl July of this year, I think it's no better time for me to finally cross-post my list containing major organizations that are trying their very best to help turn things around in this predicament; so that everyone can feel empowered to donate to help with their cause. Clean Air Task Force - A US-based non-governmental organization that’s working to reduce air pollution by reducing the use of fossil fuel based energy and replacing it with renewable technology.

www.catf.us/donate/

Carbon180 - An environmental nonprofit organization that has a main goal of accelerating the development of carbon removal technologies.

carbon180.org/donate/

Terrapraxis - A UK-based nonprofit aimed to find innovative ways of meeting the globe’s energy needs, with a strong focus on advancing nuclear power.

www.terrapraxis.org

Future Cleantech Architects - A Germany-based organization promoting innovation in hard to decarbonize sectors, such as zero-carbon fuels, industry, and carbon removal technologies.

fcarchitects.org/contact-us/

Good Energy Collective - This organization outreaches to US communities and politicians to help build support for advanced nuclear power, a powerful and effective source of clean energy.

Good Energy Collective | Nuclear Energy Policy Research

Policy research advancing responsible nuclear energy deployment through community engagement, supply chain analysis, and evidence-based advo

Good Food Institute - This research program works to make alternative proteins, to replace livestock based meats- such as beef, which is a major culprit for greenhouse gas emissions such as methane.

Plant-based and cultivated meat innovation | GFI

The Good Food Institute is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit think tank working to make the global food system better for the planet, people, and animal

Industrious Labs - This organization advocates for the “heavy industry” to go green. It pushes corporations to make low-carbon commitments, and for governments to commit to regulations and public funding to accelerate the transition.

Industrious Labs

Putting climate solutions to work.

Wren - An organization that gives you a monthly subscription to help offset your carbon footprint. It takes your money and uses it to fund climate change solutions, such as rainforest protection and carbon removal methods.

Wren | Systemic change starts with you

Wren helps you calculate and offset your personal carbon emissions through a monthly subscription.

Energy for Growth - This organization strives to end energy poverty via climate friendly solutions.

Energy for Growth Hub

Project Innerspace - This US-based nonprofit’s goal is to expand global access to geothermal energy. They map out geothermal resources and identify geothermal projects in need of further funding.

Project InnerSpace | Unlock our most abundant source of clean energy

Project Innerspace, led by Jamie Beard, is focused on taking geothermal exponential.

Opportunity Green - A UK-based nonprofit aimed to cut aviation and maritime shipping emissions, via regulations and policy initiatives, as well as encouraging the private sector to adopt clean energy alternatives.

Opportunity Green is a bold, brave NGO using the power of law, economics and advocacy to close the gaps in global climate action.

[stormy-nights-are-best]

Deliberately took two of my sisters out to the clothes store and told them to go pick out yellow+blue outfits so I could secretly use them to draw Morties on top. The ONLY moment I have ever been glad my younger sister's taller than me ✊😔

unfortunately I can't show y'all the actual picture because my sisters are minors, but I used it as a lighting + color study most of all. I showed my parents the finished painting and they didn't realize it wasn't us, that's how fitting they were for the job. btw I did end up keeping those pants because thEY'RE SO FUNNY!! IT'S LIKE YOU'RE WEARING 2 PANTS- LIKE, THAT'S NOT A BELT THAT'S ANOTHER WAISTBAND. MY MOTHER HATES IT SO MUCH :D

Anyway, I've been meaning to figure out what my personal design of Morty (and EM) would be, and my problem with that is that i REALLY like that Morty is basic as fuck... 2010's vibes.. And I think EM wouldn't dress any differently either because he strongly believes his identity can exist outside of what makes a Morty a Morty and sticks to what he likes. Yellow shirt, blue jeans, white shoes. Helmet hair he makes sure to keep perfect (“is that enough off the top?”).

but i do have some pet peeves with their canon design ↓↓↓

And uhhh I'm gonna be honest, I don't like Morticia. I used to hate Miami Morty too because he just LOOOKs annoying, but now he's one of my favorites and I need him and Morti to be besties so I can learn how to like her too

[zhukzubast]

NO WAY OUT NO WAY OUT NO WAY OUT

[mycelial-morty]

nobody cares about him i'm fucking sick

[shoe109]

The realization that maybe it’s not just your grandpa who destroys everything and everyone around you

[rere-like-stars]

I'm thinking of a yandere superhero family with a neglected villain reader.

The reader was born without powers and the family had heroic duties, so she neglected the reader, completely forgetting about them.

One day while walking home the reader encountered his family's greatest enemy, the villain took advantage of the moment and kidnapped the reader to lead the heroes into a trap. When the parents received the message, they checked all their children, they were all at home, so they thought it was an unfunny joke, completely forgetting about the reader.

the day turned into a week and the week turned into months, finally the villain seeing that no one would come, offered the reader to give them super powers on the condition that they finish his work, the reader agreed without hesitation.

A few years later, the family managed to catch their greatest enemy, they thought it was over, but suddenly a new villain appeared with much more powerful powers than the previous one, when the family saw their new enemy, they couldn't help but feel like they had seen this man before.

One day, one of the older siblings was walking around the house aimlessly, and while walking, he found the farthest room in the house, opening the door he saw the children's room, while searching the room he found an old photo of the reader, he took the photo and ran to the family asking when they last saw the reader, everyone suddenly remembered that they hadn't seen them for several years. During one of the fights they captured some of their opponent's blood, They did blood tests and it turned out that the new villain is the reader.

When the family found out about this, they decided to take away the reader's new powers and do everything to ensure that nothing bad happens to the reader.

▪︎ I used translation because my English is very bad▪︎

[yukiko-istired]

Here's a little something I noticed on s6e3, rick keeps a little Morty in a jar! And I think that's really cute (he's such a cutie sleeping in there fr🥹🥹🥹)

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

lets be spikey with mama

[fanon-canon-idfk]

Oh My God, Fuck Off.

Gojo x Male Reader Drabble

Satoru Gojo who just WILL NOT leave you alone.

You got home hours ago and you just haven’t gotten the chance to relax cause Satoru is extra needy today.

You walked into your shared place, happy to finally be home from a day full of missions to see your boyfriend. Turns out, he was even happier to see you.

He was on you the minute your shoes were off, not even letting you place them neatly before he’s kissing and palming you.

It was round one, the couch. Yup, couldn’t even get to the bedroom. Satoru dragged you down on top of him and was shimmying out of his sweats while you kissed, a hand to the back of your neck to pull you deeper.

It was cute and passionate, a prime example of heat-of-the-moment-sex between a love sick couple. How beautiful.

It was funny when you finally made it to the bedroom, trying to pick out some clothes to change into for the night when he’s hugging you from behind and dipping his hands into your pants all over again.

So, naturally, you’re then both on the bed going for round two. He’s riding you like he wasn’t already dicked down a few minutes ago, like he needed it.

He’s definitely performing to make sure you need it too, getting you in the mood in any way he can. This time, with his tongue on the shell of your ear like a real freak.

Phew, ok two good rounds of sex. Good start to your night, definitely has you feeling loved and wanted already, but now it’s time to get on with your routine.

It’s when Satoru sees you slinking off to shower that you flinch.

“Mm, baby, where you going?” He’d sit up on his elbows, tilting his messy head of white hair all cutely.

“Uh- just gonna go wash up real quick.” You smiled, trying to squeeze your body through the door somehow even quicker than normal before he could speak up.

But, jokes on you, nobody is faster than Satoru Gojo.

“Oh! Hold on, I wanna come.” You’re more than sure he does…

Yeah, there wasn’t a lot of cleaning when he backed you against the glass and started blowing you back to hardness.

Ok. He got three rounds of sex now in the few hours you’d been home, so he had to be done now, right…?

You lost it when he started trying to ride your thigh and eat dinner at the same time. He may have the craziest stamina in the world but that doesn’t mean you can just be fucking like rabbits!

And yet you get hard again, because how could you not when Satoru Gojo is your boyfriend??

At some point you just gotta finger-fuck him through the night for your dick’s sake. This is what you bought so many toys for.

With Satoru, it’s sometimes never enough until he’s left shaking, and then some.

He’s such a pain in the ass, always wanting you to be in his.

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

till deactivation do us part

[flightyfinch]

im so sad this is from a deactivated blog i feel like i just found a heartfelt message in an old locket at a garage sale

[yukiko-istired]

You know what I just realized? Morty still has his space bike that Rick gave him because he wanted Morty to pick up his shit from stores or something that he used for his own adventure(s). Hell- Morty can drive the fucking spaceship, HE DIDN'T NEED RICK TO DRIVE HIM TO GET POKEMON CARDS, THAT MOTHERFUCKER JUST WANTED TO DISTURB RICK FOR THE SAKE OF DISTURBING HIM(or maybe wanting to spend time with him? I love Morty being a manipulative little fuck though)

[mjlor-chan]

🥺 just look at them

[invisiblegarabgetruck]

damn😭😭😭😭

original comic by sillygoose-xp

[glitteringcrab]

Morty is so dumb that...

1. He regularly disarms Rick's neutrino bombs. The first time he did it it was completely on the fly, no prior experience. Yet, he did it.

2. He has a knack for learning alien languages... as for the tree people in the battery dimension, it was obviously done without any sort of translator or support. (And he took over as their leader)

3. He's quick on his feet and can think his way out in a stressful situation, figuring out things that Rick can't and coming up with innovative solutions.

4. He figured out how to use a portal gun.

5. He can figure out how machines he's never seen nor used before work, and employ them successfully.

6. Beat Rick (smartest man in the universe?) in a board game.

7. Can manipulate said "smartest man in the universe", if he so chooses.

8. Became a successful stock broker. Out of the blue. Just did it.

9. Run. Whole. Freaking. Civilizations (and also toppled them as Marta)

10. Pitches good ideas that Rick typically ignores

11. When suddenly becomes motivated to try, he is good at math

12. His ideas were good enough that he would have gotten a deal for a movie production...!

13. His default intelligence is maxed out.

...At this point, it's only a matter of time before he starts making his own inventions, Eyepatch-Morty-style.

GUYS.

The only reason we've been thinking that Morty is stupid is that Rick has been calling him stupid repeatedly.

Sure, Morty does plenty of dumb stuff, but so does Rick. Rick has the emotional intelligence of a four year old and throws tantrums of cosmic proportions whenever slighted (vat of acid? submit to the selfie?), while often going ahead with complicated, innovative ideas... that in reality solve nothing and are a waste of time (Pickle Rick?? Leg Rick?? Cloning his own daughter? The dumb time-loop in his own dimension? Replacing himself with a robot? Creating a robot ghost to scary Mr Poopybutthole instead of just telling him to leave??) Not to mention his many incredibly lame jokes.

Everyone does dumb stuff occasionally!!! No one is an impeccable genius of non-stop moments of brightness!! (even Eyepatch Morty, the most cautious character, the character who has made basically NO MISTAKES up to now, sounds dumb a couple of times: "I'm gonna do the thing I wanna do, with the curve thing" and "My biggest fear is other people being afraid. Of fear. Itself." lol).

If Rick hadn't been calling Morty a freaking idiot with every breath available, we wouldn't be thinking "oh look haha the moron became a stock broker, what a joke, must be some sort of fluke"; we would be thinking "what an incredibly gifted kid".

We would attribute Morty's many mistakes to lack of experience, to lack of wisdom, to youth, to enthusiasm, to idealism, to teenager hormones, to acting hastily.

We would wish to see him eventually mature, apply his time and effort to worthwhile endeavors instead (mainly) of inane teenage stuff. We would wish to see him do well in school, we would wish to see him reach his full potential and succeed in great things.

Only Rick keeps pounding our heads with how stupid Morty is, and all of Morty's successes are never mentioned again, but getting lost to oblivion in comparison to Rick's (who has 60+ years more experience) genius.

WE VIEWERS ARE BEING UNWITTINGLY MANIPULATED THE EXACT SAME WAY MORTY IS.

Edit: This is by far my most popular post, so if you find my thoughts at all valuable, I'll hitchhike a message here:

I'm dropping Rick and Morty. For good. S09E01 was absolutely the worst thing the showrunners could have created: in season 1 Eyepatch Morty strapped boys down naked and tortured them; in real life he would be a prime suspect of having gone through CSA. Then in S09E01 they had him happily say incest jokes about himself and his abuser, and Rick responding by proudly declaring himself irresistible. No other character challenged this. It was a pedophile's wet dream.

We are expected to agree and laugh along, because we, along with Morty, have been groomed into accepting Rick (and the show) as flawed but inherently benevolent with juuust enough good qualities that later get backtracked. Rick is bad, sure, but ayone who could challenge Rick or be an alternative companion for Morty turns inexplicably monstrous, painting Rick in a positive light by comparison, and as the best option for Morty. Actual resolution for Morty's torment is not an option, since the showrunners want the show to go on forever.

The show isn't about abuse; the show is abusive. And it is grooming US into accepting an extremely toxic narrative.

I have no interest in watching such a show.