never beating the dog allegations

milo ☆ vi/vin he/him ☆ 23 ☆ plural ☆ queer ☆ married :] ☆ old art: @budderball

[vivi266-archive-deactivated2024]

i'm perfectly fine except for the problems

[charl0ttan]

markiplier was already a good looking guy back in the 2010s but he's gotten absurdly hot in his thirties. he has so much aura these days its like when luke puts on the black jedi master robes and gets into a car crash

[blackleatherjesster]

I get no notes because as soon as someone finishes reading my post they are compelled to put down their phone and experience the wonders of the world around them with fresh eyes

[blackleatherjesster]

Because of how bad the post is

[gayboybeetle]

being a system sucks bc when I have funny internal chatter with the people who consistently look out for my well being so I think ACCIDENTALLY OUT LOUD "I love my friends" (referring to headmates) they get all 🥺 about it and NOOOOO I DIDNT MEAN IT I HATE YOU PEOPLE

[ivepetthatpokemon]

I got some Japanese posts showing up on my Twitter feed featuring Pokemon plushies dressed up. But it was like Conkeldurr with jewels on his concrete stacks and Hitmonlee in a dress and tiara.

I love seeing trainers making their favourite unique. Dressing them, customising them, nicknames, taking them on journeys. I live for this stuff.

[ivepetthatpokemon]

They showed up on my feed again! I hope they don’t mind me posting it here but this is just so sweet

[charl0ttan]

my dead wife is boring as fuck and all of my flashbacks are of her farting loud

[crimsonflowerz]

was so well-behaved the dentist let me put my fingers in his mouth too

[lamignonette]

[moldavite]

good news. the things that used to upset me no longer upset me. bad news. i'm creating an army of bugs to hurt innocent bystanders

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[mewwon]

the vivid sensory-memory of sucking water out of a washcloth as a child

[questionably-cryptid]

we regret to inform everyone that the world’s most microwaveable hamster has left us for the arms of the lord

[pokeween]

im actually fucking crying right now

[internetmom-deactivated20110422]

[outtox1cated]

what if eeveelutions were slugcats

[ecstasemen]

im developing cataracts in my right eye and ill be getting surgery for it on sunday so art might be paused for a bit next week ...

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

to help OP out for each day it is healing I will invent a new minion hybrid.

day 1: if a minion and shrek had sex that produced viable offspring

[ecstasemen]

that's okay. you dont need to do that actually