pandoras cereal box

shitposting (18+ warning)

[gaycephalopod]

"it's not real anymore"

[gaycephalopod]

"grief never goes away, you just grow around it" brother i have not gained an inch

[gaycephalopod]

on today's episode of Am I Freaky Or Just Autistic: leashes

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if you say you want someone "tall, dark, and handsome" and you dont mean poc you're WRONGGGHHHHHGGHG

[gaycephalopod]

i was dumping nilla wafers into my mouth from the box and i paused and thought "wait i wont know if i got a double cookie if i eat them so fast" and i think thats how life should be looked at

[gaycephalopod]

ive been in the transformers fandom too long every onomatopoeia gets translated to car

[gaycephalopod]

gangalang GET me out of the us

[gaycephalopod]

crazy how he acted so well in thunderbolts despite being pregnant with my children

[gaycephalopod]

I NEED A DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

[gaycephalopod]

[gaycephalopod]

"man i wish i had something slightly less sour than a lemon or lime"

the humble orange:

[gaycephalopod]

think death would let me hit if i killed myself?

[gaycephalopod]

cant talk right now im cracking the leader of the decepticons

[gaycephalopod]

its good transformers arent real otherwise he'd get the backshots of doom

[gaycephalopod]

im 18 now this blog's gone from shitposting to freaky shitposting hallelujah

[mangonetics]

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

[supreme-leader-stoat]

On it, boss!

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Bad news, boss!

[gaycephalopod]

emma what 💔