twelve totally real pictures of us and then two more pictures of some bozos in love to equal out fourteen years of a wild and crazy ride forged in the fires of being weird and gay about quentin tarantino movies on this webbed site. i wouldn't trade it for anything else in the world. i love you aino @gaycolumbo even when you bully me relentlessly in wife chat and make me wake up to read horrendous messages, including this morning on our literal anniversary. thank you for listening to all of my insane voice memos about ER and women's basketball and for being my partner in all things, including crime and life. you are my favorite person and my best friend! i love you!!! sneaking onto my dad's work computer in the middle of the night fourteen years ago to tell you that i was falling in love with you was one of the best decisions i ever made and i can't wait for whatever the next years of our lives bring. happy anniversary!!!!!
I really love how we've crafted our own unique vernacular to the point that I sent you a message that says "stole money and a kid from that bitch- Jj hunsecker" and that was not even surprising. Your laughter is my favorite sound in the world and as a certified #Listener that says something. Big fan of when you sent me that Pic of Abraham and hulce and went like "us if we slayed" and i was like girl what do you mean IF. Youre a sweet heart and im a vindictive c word (candy ass) and yet we make it work. 💖
Heres some great conversations weve had. It never gets old when i make a joke and you rate it unfairly and i go. Come on man
Love u lots honey











