Hello || Goodbye

Bisexual mess with a slight Klaus Hargreeves obsession

[gaydisasterjunkie]

My date and I somehow entirely skipped over small talk and went straight to communism. Like, can I marry this one already?

[gaydisasterjunkie]

Tumblr keeps giving me ads about car insurance. Sweetie please, I’m a useless millennial who can’t drive and definitely can’t afford insurance.

[gaydisasterjunkie]

Absolutely no one:

Me, calling my girlfriend for the sole purpose of reciting some Shakespeare to her:

[gaydisasterjunkie]

I have to analyse a beautiful painting of a woman for art class and wow I’m wayy too gay for this shit;;; I have to talk about the art style and crap but so far all I have is 500 words about her Beautiful Form™️

[gaydisasterjunkie]

Are y’all familiar with the Lesbian Nod™️ when you’re holding hands with your girlfriend and you pass by another lesbian couple? Experienced that for the first time today, such a powerful experience.

[yass-klaus-blog]

Klaus Hargreeves

[pechebeche-deactivated20201125]

me, inevitably, at 3 am, every single fucking night: alright time to make a joke from 5 years ago

[gaydisasterjunkie]

A girl: literally asks me out on a date, sits on my lap, kisses my neck,,,

Me, a useless gay: yeah but does she like me or is she just being nice?

[gaydisasterjunkie]

People are calling Robert Sheehan “white boy of the month” and I completely disagree. We’ve been loving him since 2009, bitch.

[armandyke]

Ladies is it heterosexual to get transfixed by a gif of r*bert sh**han for like a solid 25 minutes

[gaydisasterjunkie]

I’m bisexual: it means I like girls, Robert Sheehan, and Gerard Way.

[rad-umbrella-acad]

Luther: Thank God we aren’t related by blood because I don’t want whatever filthy genes you have!

Klaus: *looking down, confused* This is a skirt

Luther:

Klaus: And a clean one, I might add

[breastforce]

me attempting to socialize with people

[gaydisasterjunkie]

The Umbrella Academy kids as clickbait YouTube titles.

[killrqueen7]

Klaus: I can conjure Ben

Everyone else: Shut up Klaus

Klaus, five minutes later: [conjures Ben]

Everyone else:

[gaydisasterjunkie]

I just had to get this out of my system. Poor bby deserves better. :(

[umbrellasource]

Now who’s the lookout?

[gaydisasterjunkie]

That was so powerful, I felt that in my soul.

[neiiiin]

So the queer disaster and the dead one are my favorites.

How typical…