Just graduated, and there were no bear parties or paintball or insane spanish groups. What kind of scam is this???
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Just graduated, and there were no bear parties or paintball or insane spanish groups. What kind of scam is this???
Until death, all defeat is psychological.
odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
oh, you meant they literally did, ok
would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?
this is the only funny addition to this post
I'm a day late but happy birthday to the official music video for the full version of Planet of the Bass, a.k.a. the song that got me through last summer
shoutout to the Manly Mandanna actually belonging (in Deltarune, at least) to a little girl that just wanted to be seen as tough and brave and probably drew the abs on it herself
The solar eclipse from Agadir, Morocco
america’s 9/11
im only saying this once
the only acceptable jobs for spider-man
broke high schooler
broke college student
freelance photographer
high school teacher
unpaid intern
pizza delivery guy
research assistant for doomed scientific project
guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos
being spider-man
and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.
im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just
he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background
A former programmer spoke up during a city council meeting in a small town in Ohio, making a well-articulated argument against data centers.
this is making me hyperventilate
I have no sense of sense is too funny not to highlight
“everyone is mad at me and they just won’t tell me” —> “no one has said anything about being mad at me and i haven’t done anything to warrant being mad at so if someone is silently fuming about me and not saying anything that’s their problem and actually quite weird of them and i can effortlessly move on with my life”
this took SUCH a huge deal of unlearning because, like so many of you, i came out of a home where being quietly in trouble WAS the default state, and i DID grow up not just with the assumption but borderline religious conviction that Everyone Is Mad At Me, I Am Bad, I Must Exist In A Constant State of Attempting to Pacify The Natural Rage I Inspire In Everyone. and no it actually turns out that my family are the freaks . and yours are too
“this isn’t true because i DEFINITELY silently fume at people in the hopes they’ll figure out what they did and apologize” that’s not good. you shouldn’t do that
“this isn’t true because the ex-friendship that traumatized me ended explosively after they were mad at me and never told me why” that’s not good. they shouldn’t be doing that
“i don’t think this is true because my current friend group is constantly icing me out until i figure out what ive done to upset them and properly apologized without being told” hey thats not good. they should not be doing that
if the peacefulness of your relationship with someone (familial, romantic, friendly, anything) can be destroyed by effective communication/asking them for effective communication, you have got to get out of there. if you can’t get out of there, you’ve got to throw away any ideas about what that person thinks of you because they have their own shit to figure out before they can accurately read anyone else
say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually
please this is SO funny
HUH?!
Eddie saves the tape from his answering machine of Steve and Robin calling,long distance, and being absolute menaces at a party right off campus from Robin's college. (Steve flew out to visit for Robin's birthday and Eddie stayed at home because he had important plans with Jeff.) They are both booing him about not tagging along and slurring the words to "girls just wanna have fun". At one point Robin gets distracted and leaves the call and Steve accidentally hangs up then immediately calls back and makes kissy sounds in apology.
There are awkward pauses and moments Steve forgets to speak into the receiver. He even burps and apologizes, (Eddie isn't sure if hes apologizing to him or someone else standing there with him.) "Wish you were heeeere Edddieeee, it's not the same without you!" He waxes poetic about Eddie for all of ten seconds before complaining about the lack of snacks. "There's nothing to soak up the booze, and the host was pretty mad that I ate one of her cookies. Like why throw a party and not at least have chips out? When I threw parties I always did a snack run, and I was like 16!" He starts telling Eddie a half slurred nonsensical story about a shopping trip they took earlier in the day, repeating some inside joke about a rude cashier but then there's a crash in the background followed by an "Oopsie!". Eddie later learns as Robin accidentally knocking over a picture frame. "Uh oh, I've gotta go! the host looks pretty mad. Robbie broke something and I'm not supposed to be on the phone. Love you Eddie! Byyyyee! Stop moving Birdy! You're gonna step on the gla-"
He loves the tape, they have no memory of even calling and racking up the phone bill for that poor host. He hasn't shared that he didn't record over it. They were both being cute, but he kept it mostly because Steve says he loves him right at the end. They aren't dating yet and Eddie's crush increases tenfold.
Steve and robin have like 0 boundaries and Eddie can never comprehend it like "what do you mean she's seen your dick?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'VE SEEN HER BOOBS?! WHAT DO YOU MEANNNNNN?!?!"
“She was checking out a mole. That’s normal friend behavior.”
“How did she know the mole was there?”
“Spotted it when she was helping me take good nudes”
“….”
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My "the Weird Route works in part by forcing Kris to act out what would otherwise be intrusive thoughts" headcanon is winning bigly today.
mouse-dog kris and their cat sibling theory (half joking but low-key /srs) 🐭🪤