[wizardnuke]

so my bf's legs are uneven so when he walks he tends to drift left and my hips are twisted I tend to drift right so when we hold hands we cancel out

[wizardnuke]

jk he pulls me closer to him constantly bc I don't pay attention to where I'm going and my body is dead set on making me walk off of the edge of the sidewalk

[wizardnuke]

my left hand/his right hand = cancels out mostly, I still drift a little

my right hand/his left hand = collision course

[wizardnuke]

hang on I gotta google some stuff

[wizardnuke]

yeah this is funny

[annusunus-deactivated20240713]

Birds of Prey is so much better than 90% of the MCU movies because it's not trying to be generic and enjoyable for everyone. It has a specific audience. It knows it's audience. And it speaks directly to them. People who aren't a part of that audience might not get all of the appeal. They might not like the movie. But that doesn't matter. The mark of a good movie isn't how blandly consumable it is for every person possible. It's how well it understands what it's saying, and how well it communicates that to the people who have refined their pallets specifically for it.

[thechekhov]

Having the “mom-friend override” seems great until you realize it’s actually a developed coping mechanism from years and years of putting other people’s emotional needs before your own. (:

[gendervibes]

[froze]

[wildplantts]

[catchymemes]

[link-the-feral-anon]

When you remember the anti-vax movement

[burger-prince]

[sapphroses]

my gender is picking “woman” on a form but feeling kinda weird about it

[nk-ultra-deactivated20211006]

my gender is hovering over “other” on a form, feeling weird about it, then picking “woman”, then still feeling weird about it

[she-who-burned]

Me on January 1st: I wonder what whacky thing will happen this year?

Less than 72 hours later: *possibility of WWIII*

Me:

[jean-luc-thiccard]

based on scientific research

[therandomninjakitty]

i have poor audio processing please let me visualize the words coming out of your mouth

[catsbeaversandducks]

By harvey’s secretary

[gahdamnpunk]

Professionalism is code for conformity for the sake of assimilation in the work environment and schools

[whitepeopletwitter]

[imtotallystoked]

2009 average rent: $886

2019 average rent: $1,476

[brainstatic]

[0x202f]

I will always add the follow up to this.

[viewtifulgio]

10k enemies to lovers slow burn

[mma-gifs]

Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs

[mma-gifs]

You guys, he’s back!

[harcules]

I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.

[jaxblade]

To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy.  haha

[nudityandnerdery]

So I looked this guy up. First, not shown in the first gif is the fact that he’s just wearing regular pants:

Also, he’s written a sci-fi novel and has spent time in Africa building a school and orphanage for abused teenage girls. So, good for that guy.

[valtsv]

i'm that rat type, concealed inside his hat type, control his every act type,

[valtsv]

[wetookanoath]

Via Shane Madej’s Twitter on May 18, 2019

[id-rather-be]

I have questions Shane

[thexfiles]

Being a daughter is like *apologizes to your mother even though she's never apologized to you*

[ineffablebadwolf]

Me: *feels bad about something I said when I was angry a minute ago and apologizes*

My mother, after I tell her what she did to me was fucked up and it makes me feel like shit to this day: that didn't even happen