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retired from sad, new career in happy :^)

[nationwidedornermoment]

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

[aranzi-aronzo-wisdom]

[cookiethebirddoll]

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[hangsawoman]

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this?

me: no live organism can continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality

therapist: no

[nonexistent-triangle]

at the club no drinks.in.fully stone cold sober: what if thsre was a secret city

[seventyeight-moose]

Face twists with bravery as a chill runs through the air We have to find it.

[nonexistent-triangle]

We have to find it

[toroidalearthtruther]

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[filmphotofranz]

[markovchaingang]

you guys do realise walking doesn't actually move you anywhere right? it just destroys you entirely and places a perfect copy of you right in front of where you were standing

[segamascott]

[monsterpotion]

"You can now sort your likes from oldest to newest on web and iOS. Do you remember what your first liked post was?"

oh dear

[monsterpotion]

oh its bad back there.

[cuppydogshane]

no weapon formed against my sweeties will prosper

[deadelated]

omg guys i have an idea. lets all live in subterranian houses, which protrude from the earth only by alabaster painted windcatching towers and minarets for cooling!

[justryingtovibe69]

[milfsisyphus]

Lestat tiny desk concert

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro