[catasters]

[epicfailcringe]

the party ended months ago but he's still going...

[mahawavy]

[faerie-dyke]

wait, you're gonna hunt me for sport? aw, damn, I'm not really into sports. can you hunt me for arts and crafts instead.

[notsotinyblob]

me @ healy: this your man???

[thekidsfromyestergay]

My girl a white french-american-japanese-miscellaneously slavic he/they from new jersey

[sasuke-thoughts]

is there a wheat version of this

[thekidsfromyestergay]

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[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tutorial

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning walkthrough

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

how to get up in the morning tips and tricks

[madrasaur]

hard launch

[eastofshane]

supporting the shane as snoopy agenda

[ilya as woodstock], [ilya as woodstock pt. 2]

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[autophage]

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still

[bibaleen]

[achillesinhighheels]

[shinhati]

you can't even say "get a job" to people anymore because the market is so bad they'll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months

[aslongasitsblack]

ilya’s pre game captain speeches are one million times funnier when you remember that him and shane let what happens on the ice decide what they’re doing in bed later

ilya [knowing that him and shane have a deal that whoever loses montreal v boston tonight is doing a strip tease for the other]: im not fucking around guys. do not. fuck this up for me

[covenlesswitches]

“he should be at the club” well he’s at the club and he wants to fucking kill himself

[audible301]

I KNOW Yuna shot up in bed that night like “DAVID THE ELEVATOR. HE WAS IN THE FUCKING ELEVATOR.”

[mumble-muse]

the problem with the gay hockey show is that the acting is great, the lighting is great, the music and costuming are great, the care taken is incredible, but you can't recommend it to normal people without sounding like a pervert