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|Maggie| failing at life since ‘98|NC||Pansexual| |Skinnier than your average cig|

[unpretty]

i love cutthroat kitchen but bingewatching makes it really stand out how often alton brown refers to himself as ‘daddy’ and makes contestants wear spreader bars

[dr-hollands-deactivated20190209]

I’m sorry what

[unpretty]

you heard me

[unpretty]

[elkian]

#I CAN’T BELIEVE I NOW KNOW WHERE TO BUY THE EXACT FETISH GEAR THEY USE ON MY FAVORITE COOKING SHOW

[fiskeorn-deactivated20180416]

@genericrevenge

[son-of-maglor]

OKAY BUT WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY USING SPREADER BARS ON A COOKING SHOW??!??! DOESNT THAT MAKE IT KINDA HARD TO COOK???!?

[unpretty]

kinda, yeah

[renthebarbarian]

@datas-vibrating-robot-dong this seems like your speed

[gregorydickens]

That logo looks familiar.

[unpretty]

WHAT

OH MY GOD

[sylveonce]

[paintmeahero]

We met Alton Brown at a show he did here - we paid the extra cash to meet him and get a blurry cellphone pic with him and have him sign a picture. He noticed my (male) companion’s pocket watch, and proceeded to order him to take it out of his pocket. It wasn’t obnoxious, it was in a Dom tone that brooked no argument. So he complied. When he found out it wasn’t wound, and so not working, he was deeply disappointed, and told him to do better next time. 

If this guy isn’t a Dom, I’ll eat that spreader bar.

[unpretty]

[strangesequitur]

This post just keeps going new places every reblog cycle.

[chaos-in-rush]

What the hell

[emperor-of-roses]

reblog to support these gay bees

[septembriseur-deactivated202502]

#i believe you mean the gay club has installed a second smaller gay club#for the gay bees (@fursasaida)

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

GAY BEES GAY BEES

[sucros]

Where every bee is a queen

[1617]

Being a person who feels things deeply is exhausting

[weaksorry]

im rly just.. rly tired u know. just so tired

[bnmxfld]

“Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was always just red.”

— Kait Rokowski

[tearsofamuse]

I like the idea of calling toxic people parasites. It makes it easier to cut them out of your life.

[christyannmartine]

[haleyincarnate]

5/7/2019 (131/?)

[ufukedmeup-usikfuk]

~ The Liar Chair

[blackwoolncrown]

Are straight white people okay????

What is this?!

[squeezemetillipop]

People like this exist. Interesting.

[feliicityrampant]

this story has a part 2

[doctormemes]

THERE IS A PART 3 WITH GUEST RESPONSES I REPEAT THERE IS A PART 3 THIS IS NOT A DRILL

[bullyfemme]

[glorious-scumbag]

I thought things couldn’t get more horrifyingly amusing than the woman who wanted people to pay $1000 each to go to her wedding so she could “feel like a Kardashian for a day” and had a Facebook breakdown about it saying she was gonna go backpacking in Peru to “find herself” after being “betrayed” by her friends who didn’t want to partake but here we are

[caffeinatedcorvid]

I thought it was the same person ngl.

[imsuchacapricorn]

I’m in the wedding shaming group and saw both this and the Peru post before it went viral. Love it.

[imsuchacapricorn]

THERE’S AN UPDATE

[a-melior-ate]

Stephanie is a true hero.

[hemilf]

my favorite thing about this update is that the fact that we are even SEEING this means there’s AT LEAST one other snitch in the party that she hasn’t caught yet

[asmrosa-deactivated20170831]

[justasadbpd]

[charizord]

“Binch City”

[1dietcokeinacan]

The motto……………

[burningitdownn]

may 2019 bring you your “i’m doing better than i ever was” moment

[thedramaandart]

[ruinedchildhood]

[afloweroutofstone]

The President of the United States violated the Posse Comitatus Act this year by deploying the U.S. military on to U.S. soil in a law enforcement capacity during the Migrant “Caravan,” scare, which is an enormous deal and one of the things right-wing conspiacists have been freaking out about the possibility of for decades now, and every right-wing militia, every III%er, ever Tea Partier, every molon labe NRA member, every sap that has had their brain by melted by InfoWars- all of them loved it. They were never afraid of authoritarianism, they just wanted to make sure they were the authority

[tomatomutato]

The difference: they were defending our border from invaders, non-us citizens, not targeting Americans because they owned guns or said something deemed unacceptable by the government.

[afloweroutofstone]

There was no invasion, and there were no invaders. There was a group of people seeking their legal right to request asylum in the U.S., many of whom never even made it here. And if you think that you being a citizen and them being an “outsider” will save you when the military begins taking over law enforcement, you have another thing coming.

[blackfairypresident]

Y'all this old lady on Facebook got angry at me so she threatened to call my job and report my “rude” behavior to my boss. So she got my information from my page

SHE GONNA TRY TO CALL MR.KRABS ON ME YALL

SHE GONNA TRY TO CONTACT BIKINI BOTTOM

[ourspecial]

She is going to call a phone number and ask, “Is this the Krusty Krab?”

And the person who answered the phone will have a choice to make.