my tubenose is up here

IT BEGINS WHERE WE ARE Eleanor she/her

[smallbeakberry]

Semipalmated Plover Charadrius semipalmatus

[eroscestlavie]

lesbian texting their straight guy friends: it genuinely worries me that people are going to start with Vineland and get turned off to Pynchon forever. it’s not even that challenging but it’s like…others from him are so superior in basically every way?? this happened with Inherent Vice too like ok let’s all KILL OURSELVES

lesbian texting their bisexual guy friends: Omg hiii I actually do not know anyone who would be a good fit to run in bar marketing for the doritos infused tequila but thank you for thinking of me!! Are you still doing the MFA???

lesbian texting their gay guy friends: Of COURSE you can have my french onion soup recipe. Don’t worry.

lesbian texting their straight girl friends: that hang was sooo needed. genuinely think this is going to be your year 🫶 seriously I mean it.

lesbian texting their bisexual girl friends: I know. I feel the same way—that this is the year my father’s corpse, which I drag with me on my back every winter, finally stops keeping me warm.

lesbian texting their lesbian girl friends: do you think Tim Roth from Reservoir Dogs is a woman

[magrittr]

You may live to see unprofessional horseshit beyond your comprehension.

[markscherz]

This may sound stupid but. How do you even begin to look for new tiny frogs???

[bisexualbaker]

If you don't automatically read the alt text, I highly recommend stopping to do so this time.

[oneheadtoanother]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[justryingtovibe69]

If ppl read fiction they’d realize their unique crises r actually just the core of being alive

[magrittr]

why do I have to write a discussion section for my paper? actions speak louder than words

[paranoidgemsbok]

Stardew valley is problematic because it forces you to have an outside cat in a threatened woodland environment

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

[partingglances1986]

If you enjoyed this book you should read every other book in the world for extra textual context. All things are intricately related to one another.

[cannibalcaprine]

i feel like we don't appreciate these days how much the twin towers sucked, like, design-wise

they were contemporarily hated for just being these giant grey monoliths

like there probably could've been an easier way to get rid of them, but they probably needed to go either way

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]

crying at this. the curb is brutalist. the sidewalk is brutalist. house made of concrete bricks is brutalist. lmao??

[cue-jay]

[baddreamland]

Saul Steinberg, Country Noises.

[gaylord-nelson]

I strive to write with the same subtle contempt as did the author of the Wikipedia article on SUVs

[28dayslater]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men.

And me.

[gaylord-nelson]

I have had Enough of road closures

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them