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20 | F | AUS | GAY

[wearethewitches]

reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[englishdub]

When I was in 6th grade I was going through my emo phase so one day I came to school wearing all black and my teacher said “What’re you all dressed up for? Going on a hot date?” and in the saddest voice that i could muster I said “Yeah… a date with death” and she stopped talking to me for the rest of the school day

[dirudo]

* Me after eating ass for over an hour *

Him: OMG yess daddy keep eating this ass me:

[artbussy-deactivated20181101]

Him:

[ghettofabulous]

Me:

[nintendhoe-switch-deactivated20]

My ass:

[majortvjunkie]

[gaynfl-moved]

yesterday at the store, i said “babe” to get my girlfriends attention and like four women who aren’t my girlfriend looked at me and the lesbian power fjrjfndmsmzksp

[gaynfl-moved]

i said it again at the bar and the bartender turned like i was talking to her djfnfjdndkdjd

[gaynfl-moved]

FJNRFINFENDMSLWKDJEN YOU ARENT WRONG

[borbamenasmoved]

duality

[borbamenasmoved]

the surgery was a success.. the boy is complete

[gaylordee]

Do it the other way

[jeffdonofriocaneatmyshit]

[geekremix]

It’s almost fall and I’m ready for the traditional pumpkin thigh smash.

[shucktsubo]

@sydsliftingface you have two months to prepare.

[milky-katzchen]

As a lesbian this video has made me powerful

[genderoutlaws]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[kingcheddarxvii]

“Not all men” I say, “there is but one who is purely good.” But which man am I referring to? In Iceland, deep in the woods and the snow, there lives a lad raised by wolves who feasts upon sunbeams and loves all of nature, unburdened by man’s sins. Tenderly, he strokes a hungry squirrel, sharing with her the last acorns of the autumn harvest. A tear rolls down his cheek. Who is he

[gaylordee]

Hozier

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I never should’ve taught my parrot how to laugh it’s given him far too much power

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

do you know how embarrassing it is to have a pet that can laugh at you? I dropped my ice cream and wailed in despair and my parrot zoomed out of nowhere JUST so he could stand on the couch and laugh at me. I’m being called a dumb bitch in my own home by my OWN SON.

[prokopetz]

Millennial culture is falling for the updog bit on purpose because the alternative is to leave a meme dangling and by God, not on your watch.

[sounddesignerjeans-deactivated2]

what’s a milennial

[gaylordee]

Not much, what up with you?

[msslsworld]

A healthy relationship keeps the doors and windows open. Plenty of air is circulating and no one feels trapped. Relationships thrive in this environment. Keep your doors and windows open. If this person is meant to be in your life, all the open doors and windows in the world won’t make them leave.

[hijacker-deactivated20160621]

reblog if u like titties

[cursedcatimages]

[cursedcatimages]

[c0deinee]

Man someone give me some tips on how to deal with heartbreak cause I really need them rn

[gaylordee]

Me too, the fuk

[logicalman6]

So accurate it hurts