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plates - he/him

[gayminecraftmen]

i exploit male friendship to propel my sick twisted fantasy

[gayminecraftmen]

Somehow I predicted this (I didn't)

[gayminecraftmen]

Istg you reblog that same post once every year and a half and give me a heart attack

I'M SORRY i have such bad memory and every time im like waow.. ive never seen this before in my life......

[gayminecraftmen]

why are we all reminiscing at the same time ? what caused this ? all the ebblr / critblr / whatever the hell it was called blogs i checked religiously in late 2020 / 2021 are having spurts of activity now that i check on them in 2024. what made us all want to look back at those terrible years LMAO

girll i do this like every 3 months... like its just fun to look back... gives me a cute lil ego boost

[gayminecraftmen]

ok im done reminiscing now

[gayminecraftmen]

ive never said this but i actually did have a dream impersonation blog... for like a week before i felt too bad to continue because too many people were believing me (i'm just that good!) n e way i mostly reblogged fanart. i think the url was dreamwastakenwastaken i know it was some iteration of that. theres an archived post that i lost one of the dream blogs interacting with me and i thought about it but i dont think that was me because i really avoided interacting with my usual circle iirc

[gayminecraftmen]

to their credit - i dont think my usual circle would have fallen for it

[gayminecraftmen]

ive never said this but i actually did have a dream impersonation blog... for like a week before i felt too bad to continue because too many people were believing me (i'm just that good!) n e way i mostly reblogged fanart. i think the url was dreamwastakenwastaken i know it was some iteration of that. theres an archived post that i lost one of the dream blogs interacting with me and i thought about it but i dont think that was me because i really avoided interacting with my usual circle iirc

[georgesoot-archive]

How I feel about Hairgate

[skepsies]

was just thrown into a flashback of late 2020 when i'd check plates gayminecraftmen lex wormweeb and dreamwasfound's blogs every day on the schoolbus like they were my morning newspaper </3

[wooteena]

hey remember this photo

[cinnamon-frograt]

[gayminecraftmen]

dream pisses the bed and gently moves george to the couch while he washes the sheets and mattress <3

[gayminecraftmen]

i love u @squishyyyghost​ <3333

[beacon-lamp]

if i had to read this w my own eyes then so do all of you

[gayminecraftmen]

Visit Original Link

POGCHAMPPOGCHAMPPOGCHAMP

[gayminecraftmen]

UH OH......

[gayminecraftmen]

SIS WENT DARK AHAHAHAHA

[gayminecraftmen]

A TRUE BRO LETS GOOOO

[gayminecraftmen]

king..

[gayminecraftmen]

[pyriteplates]

[gayminecraftmen]

[gayminecraftmen]

[f4c3]

I feel like watching a fight from a balcony

[gayminecraftmen]

Visit Original Link

[gayminecraftmen]

this seems relevant now…

[gayminecraftmen]

who wants to see my least favorite picture of george along with an in depth explanation of why i hate it so much?

[dreamsimp]

please

[gayminecraftmen]

ok sick its this one

first an foremost, the disgustingly patchy neck-beard peeking out from under his chin. god i hate it so much. it definitely feels like sandpaper and its not gonna get any longer than it is. gross.

the ghost of a moustache on his upper lip.

he is making direct eye contact with the camera while eating. i can hear the disgusting noises he is probably making (i wasnt there for whatever this is from btw) and i physically gag and convulse every time i see it. typing this rn is torture.

the lighting doesnt make it any better, it lights him up with such an unnatural way and color while the background remains pretty normal looking. it also highlights whatever the fuck his mouth is doing, it makes me really uncomfortable to look at.

his right eye is a little more closed than the one on the left and therefore theres a shadow of his eyelashes on his upper cheek. hate it. its a small detail that bothers me so much because its not on the other eye. also why is there so much more of a shadow on the right eye when that seems to be the direction the light is coming from?? WHERE IS THE LIGHT SOURCE????

prominent butt chin.. but only half of one? its like he was supposed to have one but he didnt quite finish it.

the way his shirt seems to LIFT around his neck?? where is it going???????

[gayminecraftmen]

Ur right. Dream does have 2 hands. He can use one of them to play Minecraft and the other one to play Minecraft because Minecraft takes 2 hands to play. All of his apparent boyfriends can cheer him on

[gayminecraftmen]

I miss 1 month ago dttumblr when the only thing we had to worry about was if it was George wearing the merch or dream wearing the merch 😔

i miss 1 year ago when dream wasn’t relevant

[realtommyinnit]

wait that was a month ago