Know no shame

Samuel Willam / 21 / Poland INFJ / Aquarius / Ravenclaw Trans guy / gay / ace

[liviladoodles]

Eleanor and Abigail escape...

[catasters]

[matemisho]

Thorsty

[mattefier-deactivated20221118]

S C L O R M P

[nothing-more-than-hot-leaf-juice]

Iroh: so Toph, what are your goals in life?

Toph: I’ve been banned from every major city’s transportation system except Omashu

Toph: I don’t know what their limit is but I will fucking find it 

[probsjosh]

King Boomie, having exactly zero limits:

[theotheristhedoctor]

Unstoppable object meets immovable force

[gaangarang]

[Toph eventually slips up and is captured by the city guard force. Instead of being imprisoned or exiled, Toph finds herself being given audience with the King of Omashu.]

Bumi: Well, well, well. It seems I have finally met the troublemaker who has been causing such chaos with my rail systems.

Toph:…

Bumi: I must say, I am thoroughly impressed with your earthbending abilities. You remind me of myself when I was a lad.

Toph: Get to the point.

Bumi: I see great potential in you, Toph Beifong. I want you inherit my title once I am no longer fit to rule.

Toph: Wait what the fuck

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

Why wasn’t this Toph’s future instead of becoming a freaking cop. This would have made so much more sense. 

[gallusrostromegalus]

My favorite part of this is “when I am no longer fit to rule” because

1. Implying Bumi was fit to rule at any point

1.1 except maybe in the sense that he was completely shredded

2. That he has no plans to die, (nor would death necessarily make him unfit to rule), but that he apparently intends to like. Tuck his arms and legs into himself and just roll off into the sunset.

3. Given that the Earth Kingdom has an actual ruling family that causes some drama in LoK, Toph continuing to cause monarchy confusion is both 100% in character and fucking hilarious.

[definitelynotaminion]

Toph takes over as King Bumi the second and everyone is like “no that’s not how inheriting works” and Bumi is like “No no she’s right, I did say “inherit my title!”

[aromantic-angel]

When toph is no longer fit to rule, she instills bumi (Aang’s son) as her heir and he is known as bumi 3.

[queenophydea]

As if bumi wouldn’t be right there fucking shit up alongside toph

[omgkalyppso]

@kispesan

[luckygranmma]

Wayhaven Day 12: Flesh

I had no other idea for this prompt and i have also fallen ill so.... i guess we're all sinners in the eyes of god...

[liviladoodles]

Gouache McGraw.

[hundredthousandtimes]

[grogblogging]

genuinely cannot BELIEVE one of the most iconic percy lines, one so famous i knew it before even starting the vox machina campaign, is said in response to grog wanting to ‘get his freak on’

[torridturncoat]

the duality of man:

flints plan: *engineers a plan that relies heavily on reverse psychology to show the crew how they need him as they cycle back once again through stage 1 of 'I hate flint so much' to stage 2 'id suck his dick'*

silver's plan: 'tom fucked a goat. :) XOXO gossip girl'

[catsiidhe]

Out of Context ASOUE (5/13)

The Austere Academy

[catsiidhe]

Out of Context ASOUE (7/13)

The Vile Village

[lollytea]

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

[thesixthstar]

readers: what time and place is this set in? Daniel Handler: Yes.

[hyacinthlbridgerton]

                 Sunny Baudelaire and the Hook Handed Man

[catsiidhe]

Out of Context ASOUE (8/13)

The Hostile Hospital

[shattteredvisage]

When I was eight and was devouring the A Series of Unfortunate Events books, I wasn’t expecting to be sitting here today stanning The Hook-Handed Man as a gay icon but here we are ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[hyacinthlbridgerton]

                   Sunny Baudelaire and the Hook-Handed Man Fernald (Part 2)

[penelope97]

“Since that time,the expression “Stockholm Syndrome” has been used to describe a situation in which prisoners grow fond of their captors.But there is also an expression to describe when captors grow fond of their prisoners.“

[everlastingstarlight]

natalie in elementary, 2013