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Pretty little devil, liar, deceiver.
Ok so I liked the film
just imagine the jokes LMAO
you fools, deadpool would be proud of it
Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!”
deadpool, holding two wires connected to an active car battery bout to crisp a motherfucker: ohoho this bring back memories
@starspatter
*cocks gun* Pika pika, motherfucker
“sorry dickweed, i’m the one pokemon you’re never gonna catch”
Korg: So when you cuddle are you the big spoon or the little spoon? Thor: I’m a knife. Loki: he's a little spoon Valkyrie, playing five finger fillet on Loki: I can vouch for that Bruce, sticking his head into the doorway: the best little spoon Heimdall, standing in the corner sagely: little spoon is his usual preference Thor: /face red/ Korg: ...ah, so he’s a little spoon, and a liar
#they call him the cuddle bandit he's going around getting cuddles from anyone he considers a mild associate#he's never beating the thot allegations
Tags by worstloki
what people don’t understand is that he is being polite by being the little spoon. people might be threatened if he shows up in their room demanding cuddles so he counteracts this possibly perceived notion by not using his advantageous height against them! He is being considerate !
Why do you wear the horns? You let a child command you?
LOKI 1.05
#he’s king because other loki’s know that’s a loss not a win i said what i said#the Loki show#loki spoilers#loki show spoilers#“no Vote Loki you cant be king your backstory isn’t the angstiest and in Loki’s kingdom that’s your currency sorry xx” (tags via @worstloki)
The Kingdom of Loki
Leader: Loki
Currency: angsty backstories
National animal: Crocki
Technically a plutocracy, but in effect a malpraeteritocracy (rule by those wil bad pasts), the kingdom of Loki is ruled by a king chosen based on who has the most currency, which is angsty backstories.
To become a citizen of the Kingdom of Loki, you must:
- be a Loki
to qualify as a Loki you must meet the following criteria: - green
- horns are optional but add credibility
LOKI "Ouroboros"
Loki: Thanos won’t trace it back to us.
Nebula: He traces everything back to us. He traces things we haven’t even done back to us.
Loki: That’s true, but consider that he probably never uses the thing, and it was REALLY ugly, and the colour scheme was HORRIBLE, and also it wouldn’t have kept his hands warm since it was METAL, and he was missing the OTHER pair anyways, so its okay that we ACCIDENTALLY threw it into a volcano
Nebula: I hope you’re right
[years later]
Thanos: WHERE IS MY GLOVE
#crimes that may or may not have required them to sling shot a gauntlet filled with evil things into a volcano (via @ladyofthestayingpower)
@worstloki Ooh that wasn’t my tag, but it popped up in the tags I had to choose from 💖 thanks though 💖
No one else left those tags
[fighting together]
Tony: I got your back, buddy
Loki, an intellectual: I possess your spine, pal
Tony:
Tony: god, why would you say it like–
Loki, an intellectual: I own your vertebrae, friend
Tony: it’s an i d i o m
Loki: it’s a bizarre series of words
Tony: this coming from the guy who said ‘freedom is life’s greatest lie’ as the fun fact about himself in his ice-breaker class intro speech
‘Your backbone belongs to me, fiend.’
Thor: Are you a morning person or a night person?
Loki: thor, buddy, i’m barely even a person
Thor: YOU STABBED ME!! Loki: skill issue Thor: IT'S NOT!! Loki: learn to dodge...?
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much
actual bucky:
STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.
BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN
This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.
Okay but imagine after Bucky being saved by Steve and is slowly healing with the other Avengers and Steve is still sour about this moment and constantly just like "I couldn't imagine what it would be feel like to be used like a weapon against your will. Can't recall feeling like that ever in my life. It's not like my best friend used me as a caTAPULT-" "I SAID I'M SORRY"
when fanfic authors say that they don’t decide what happens in the story that the characters make the decisions i imagine it like this:
writer: *sitting down* type type type type *squinting at the screen* type type type
writer: *gasp* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT…… type type type
THE MAKING OF LOKI Marvel Studios’ Assembled
i feel like loki would also say this
because he doesn’t have any other friends
Loki in THOR (2011) Attack on Jotunheim