i apologize

||♂️|| ne fais confiance à personne roflmaoxd nerds

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

trying out a new combo tonight weed + ibuprofen i expect it to be just like xanax

[dogg]

dun dun dun dun

[sandersstudies]

Hey kids, not to be a party pooping adult, but if you start noticing signs of having an addictive personality/tendencies at a young age, be really careful when experimenting with alcohol, marijuana, or nicotine (and other illegal drugs, which I would encourage you to avoid entirely; and medicinal drugs like opioids acquired after a surgery).

Like, if you can’t tear yourself away from a video game, even to make it to an important event on time? Addictive tendencies.

If you keep spending your allowance money on those funny collectibles or new shoes even when you promise yourself you’re going to save it? Addictive tendencies.

If you find yourself unable to resist and manage food cravings, or frequently overeating even when it makes you feel bad? Addictive tendencies.

Be aware of yourself, kids. Be cautious and don’t be anybody’s fool. I love you, be safe!

[gaytheistic]

haha too bad didnt hear this like 10 years ago yikes

[hotboyproblems]

me: what are taxes and how do I pay them?

school system: worry not

school system: mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

[gaytheistic]

so

i make over double what is considered to be in poverty is the usa

make enough to even be over the poverty line for an entire family of four with single source income

isnt feasible for me to rent my own 1 bdrm apt where i live

and apparently that's acceptable. i cant imagine what the standard of living is making half of what i make with your own place...so basically what im saying is go fucking vote....

im just,,, ugh, , people cant afford to pay for their insulin,,, or prescriptions,, life saving procedures,, or end up in debt from having to be hospitalized,,, i mean health is just one thing on the list of many im just in my feels about it rn ig

[thebootydiaries]

NASA: there's water on mars

me: ✌️👽✌

[doeofdevotion]

90% of conversations with me

[thebootydiaries]

me: who is that

me: what are you talking about

me: I don't know what that is

me: wait what

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me

[biscuitsandtee]

it was on sale

[shewillbelubed-deactivated20201]

thanks mom

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

my goal is to be completely vaporized at disneyland so they cant take my body off the premises and pronounce me dead offsite

[themathomhouse]

or, bring your own team of doctors and paramedics to pronounce you dead as soon as it happens so they’re stuck with it

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

I love the visual of me striding into Disneyland all smug with a confused team of doctors

[vannajamma]

[benignheart]

I guess this is it.... I’m... supporting astrology

[whalesharks-archive-deactivated]

outfit idea

[distractedboyfriend]

[zagreus]

Visit Original Link

[zagreus]

[gaytheistic]

haha

got a nail in my tire on the way to work:)

[cheaphalloweencostume]

deeply in love with this reddit post

[sinkies]

so much fat positivity revolves around sexual prowess . what about 10 yr old kids getting bullied for their weight u gonna tell them "dont cry dude ur so thicc" like what lmao

[1111-deactivated20171231]

its elmos world were just living in it