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Bat appreciation post, because I needed the draw the first guy’s dumb little smile and it went on from there.

The first two are little brown bats and the last one, I believe, is a baby hognosed bat.

when Walter white said "smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos, and masturbating does not constitute plans in my book" he was wrong. this is the moment he really became Heisenberg. if you ask me

avvocarlo

wish he exploded after saying this shit

chaumas-deactivated20240115

played sims 4 for the first time and one of the married cis men had a desire to try for baby with his cis husband. i accidentally pinned it and could not unpin it. trying for baby is physically impossible. I tried to use cheats to give him a viable womb in create a sim but it wouldn’t let me do so retroactively. so I thought, maybe if they adopt the want for pregnancy will go away, and had them adopt a toddler daughter. but then the try for baby desire did not go away. since they now had an unwanted adopted child I tried to remove the toddler from the household, thinking this would send her back into the ether. it did not. instead she wanders the neighborhood like a feral cat. i thought the social worker would come and take her back so someone else could adopt her, but I guess there is no social worker in sims 4. so now the neighborhood is haunted by a smelly miserable baby that has no home but cannot die and everyone who sees her is uncomfortable. fucking omelas scenario.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

no one is feeding her but every time she gets hungry she simply produces a carton of milk out of the ether and drinks it

gremlin-pattie

OP— do ctrl+shift+C and type “testingcheats true” and then “cas.fulleditmode” into the bar, then go into CAS and change one of the sims to be able to get pregnant. mpreg is possible ALWAYS

chaumas-deactivated20240115

thanks. the womb installation worked.

adrenalinevan

I'm sorry, this was dune mpreg the whole time and you never thought to mention? Iconic.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

it wasn’t relevant to my journey

dailyquests

Point At a Mushroom (0/1,000).

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A Pangolin reacts happily to a human grooming it in places it could not reach or take care of it by itself. There are many benefits to humans having opposable thumbs.

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blastovkatamarinecromancy

Truly, we are put on this earth to serve

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made the mistake of googling up an image of solid snake

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augustdementhe

#lowkey I think 'bugs bunny would've worn that' is high praise but that's just me

It didn't occur to me for even a moment that it might not have been. I'll assume it was.

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alan wake playing patty cake with snake

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now kitten, mommy has a very special task for you. first, remember that Minecraft server i set up for us? well i need you to build a precise replica of fort meade in it for me. it's very important to mommy's special friends. i know a smart girl like you can handle this.

second, do you remember the classified documents you retrieved for me? place them in the dead drop at 4 a.m. tonight. and remember, this is a special game only you and mommy can know about. now how about a kiss for my special girl? 😚

werecreature-addicted

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?