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One day I wrote a long, long letter to the moon

[godstiel]

"masks are no longer required but still highly recommended" Okay well you can require them. if theyre so fucking recommended.

[lionfloss]

boluddha

[julieterbang]

maumau.thecartooncat

[scary-numbers]

[professional-egg-layer]

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

[parkchanwoohoo]

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[shelter-wood]

there's a tortoise at work and he's 30 years old and I love that he's 30 years old because I can look at this animal that is 3 years older than me and go "does the man want his appy slices??" and he hustles over cause the man do want his appy slices

[cutrateconjuration]

History books: Stede Bonnet suddenly left his wife and kids, bought a boat, became a "gentleman" pirate, was terrible at it, became a "guest" on Blackbeard's ship for several months because Blackbeard thought he was neat? We guess?

Taika Waititi and David Jenkins - There's no heterosexual explanation for any of this.

[selkielore]

literally going insane. marianne i’m not a religious person but I do sometimes think god made you for me.

[oneheadtoanother]

[end0skeletal]

[end0skeletal]

An important addition:

[rosegardenofeden]

Removing my garlic bread from the oven with tongs like a blacksmith forging a legendary sword

[headspace-hotel]

I dreamt i was looking at a wikipedia page that was like "list of autistic people" and i opened one of the subheadings and all it said underneath it was "autistic, Yoda is"

[if98]

“Some conversations stay in your heart forever.”

[curlymcclain]

sometimes i think i’m overblowing the weirdness of the gen z puritan thing but my roommate won’t wear her favorite skirt with a slit in it to a massive kpop concert because a member of the band is a minor

[curlymcclain]

exact opposite energy

[natjennie]

presented without comment.

[charles-jpg]

he’s literally so right about everything

[momoro66]