pick your poison ... sentence starters
prompts surrounding alcohol, drinking, alcoholism, and being drunk. consider this a tw for all the above
"I pity your poor liver."
"I'm just here for the booze."
"I can't get this damn cork out…"
"I… swear to drunk… I'm not god."
"I mean, it's 5 o'clock somewhere."
"Okay, that's it, I'm cutting you off."
"Want to go out for drinks tonight?"
"You look like you need a stiff drink."
"Want me to pour you another one?"
"Hey, bartender, another one, please."
"Yeah, I had a bad day, too. Pass the bottle."
"I'm celebrating tonight! Want a glass, too?"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"Bring out the champagne! It finally happened!"
"There's a new bar in town. Want to head there?"
"Sorry, didn't mean to spill my wine all over you."
"Pour me a glass of wine and tell me everything."
"I would give all my fame for a pot of ale and safety."
"Not an excuse. Drunk actions are sober thoughts…"
"Vodka may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"Beer's in the fridge. Grab one and meet me out there."
"They could at least serve halfway decent drinks here…"
"I cook with wine… sometimes I even add it to the food."
"Here you go. This'll warm you all the way to your bones."
"Alcohol doesn't make you smarter. It makes you funnier."
"Want to just sit on the porch and throw back a cold one?"
"I want something fruity, that'll make me forget everything."
"How many of those have you had? Maybe you should slow down."
"This place might be a hole in the wall, but they have the best drinks."
"I'm a wine enthusiast: the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become."