Somethin’ wicked this way rides

Ely or Chazzy. It's him. Mostly k-pop, video games and funnies. Queer ASF. Little Dreams. Two-spirit and unapologetic and positivity. Recovering Professional Depression and Anxiety. No Bad Stuff.  AO3: WatchOverMe 

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[cannibalchicken]

[seventhpaw]

[akimojo]

I couldn't get this out of my head, it was urgent

[thestarsarealie]

What if Cyrus had taken both Cyno and Sethos when he left the Temple of Silence?

Redrew one of the old photos from Cyno's second story quest, following the fic I wrote where Cyrus leaves with both boys instead of just Cyno! I love this little family with my whole heart.

For those interested, the fic is Visions of Tomorrow on AO3!

[maulthots]

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

[maulthots]

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

[maulthots]

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

[maulthots]

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

[maulthots]

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

[maulthots]

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

[tnerdbean]

[emilysidhe]

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

[sviteer]

I finally found you..

[sviteer]

Who is the prey now?

[genshinoutfitotd]

The Genshin outfit of the day is:

Cyno from the 3rd Anniversary by amaichi esora!

[ithelpstodream]

[christophosaurus]

tumblr is where i learned to be a feminist

[hymen-restoration-project]

Hello Chris.

[dogofpizza]

The brainworms are back with a vengeance

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[energyprison]

Male Hysteria is a condition where a prolonged lack of prostate stimulation causes the patient to behave eratic and promiscuous, often to the detriment of his own life and the lives of others. Unfortunately it has never been diagnosed even once because nobody cares about mens mental health

[redladydeath]

"aro/ace people can still be in relationships/have sex!!!" yeah and lesbians can have sex with men without it invalidating their identity, but if you go up to every lesbian you meet and start screaming about how "lesbians can be in relationships with cis men too!!!" you're gonna end up with a lot of pissed off lesbians because you're highkey replicating the same "you don't have to go against the norms of allocishet society! you can just be Normal™!" messaging they've been bombarded with ever since they started using that label, just dressed up in progressive language.

[dmbakura]

sometimes I think I'm putting too many sex scenes into something . and then I look at what's happening in the world and I'm like oh yeah there's a massive puritan shift and censorship wave happening. why on earth am I feeling guilty for writing self indulgent fanfic lmao. I think I will make the characters do it sloppy AGAIN !!!!!

[problemnyatic]

sorry every age gap is problematic now. yeah the only ethical relationship left is twincest it's the only way to avoid a power dynamic

[marxistlesbianist]

Honestly I’d be more inclined to play Stardew Valley if it was about a depressed cop trying to solve a murder whilst navigating the politics of a mass strike and the fallout of counter revolution