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@gdievelyn
Moodboard for Hallie, Evelyn & Griffin (21/?)
âThey say friendâs are the family you choose. But I didnât choose them⌠They chose me and wouldnât let me leave no matter how hard I tried. They drive me insane most of the time but I love them and truth be told Iâd be lost without them â
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Text @ Griffin
Griffin: Mm, you mean things like charming, hilarious, amazing, generous, handsome, a good lay, unbelievably smart... need i go on?
Griffin: Obviously not, I never have before I don't think.
Griffin: Add that to the previous list... I didn't know that and I definitely wasn't about to risk making you feel uncomfortable by blurting out how I thought you were really hot and would've boned you then if you'd have asked. "Ceremonies by wives" when you say it that way you almost make them sound like a cult. Don't ask me, I've never understood the mentality of waning to be one /or/ wanting one. Isn't what my type? Trophy wives? Hard asses? In about five more minutes, finally, yes.
Ev: I was going for more.. Annoying? But those work to I guess.
Ev: You can't take it out on the technology either.
Ev: One would never believe you could get self conscious. I don't know about uncomfortable? I probably would have laughed? Or told you to just do it? They could be a cult, you don't know. Suburban wives are scary people. I think I'd rather run myself over than be a housewife. I was meaning hard asses but hey, if trophy wives are your thing I'll only secretly judge you.. You know I might not even be in the mood by the time you get here.
Text @ Griffin
Griffin: Something? Everyone is always something so I can't argue with you there.
Griffin: That... I probably won't be able to do, my phone still makes me frustrated and I've had it for two years.
Griffin: I honest to god have thought that forever, respectfulness and shit y'know? I thought it went without saying that we'd never turn into them, that's my worst nightmare. I don't even know how they'd react, I feel like it's a sacred ceremony for them. I couldn't even imagine you being the housewife type. No but they're all hardasses and difficult so it makes the process longer, they're closing out finally though.
Ev: Yeah, you're a lot of things Griff.
Ev: I'm hoping you won't take your frustration out on me.
Ev: you're adorable. Seriously I wouldn't have cared if you did/thought that y'know? Well sure but I had to double check. Yeah, I'm really going to stay away from being brought into ceremonies by wives. I'd be bored out of my mind. Honestly who /wants/ to be a housewife?? Isn't that your type? So I can tell you to hurry up and come home and you actually can now?
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Text @ Griffin
Griffin: But me? What am I?
Griffin: Hopefully my quick learning applies to technology too
Griffin: Well now that I'm not convinced out friendship would turn to dust if you see it, I'm sure you will soon enough. What a joy, but they've still got their kids soccer teams on me so at least I get a break when they talk about that as long as they don't rope me into coaching. If you do that I'm pretty sure you'll become their leader or something, they'll be looking for you to lead their next book club or some shit. Almost, they're doing final read overs. Crap, I did forget that, maybe I'll just sneak out.
Ev: You are... Something.
Ev: Sure and you can keep a handle on your frustration levels too.
Ev: You really thought our friendship would end if I caught you looking and thinking I'm attractive? Promise me we won't turn into copies of all these people! Book club? I'm more than positive I'd tell them to shove it of they tried to rope me into that shit. I'm not a housewife. Are they that old that they take this long to do things?? Sure, be a rebel, sneak out when it's almost done.
Text @ Griffin
Griffin: Yeah. Both is always the solution, who wants to pick between two amazing things like me and dogs?
Griffin: Skype might actually come in handy. I probably won't be learning to tweet though, I don't even know what I'd say??
Griffin: That's because I could get my act together while you were looking. But now I don't feel like I have to hide the fact when I go all slack jawed. Not at all, more like because they're too small for my dogs and because of noise. I never even thought about how I can talk about lawn mowing and fixer-uppers now. God no, you definitely don't /have/ to talk to them, they're all talk about DIYs and crafts and wine and how disappointing their husbands are in bed anymore. Well then you've got it all tonight, do with me what you will. Payback my friend, payback.
Ev: Well I know the dogs are amazing.. But you?
Ev: Well I can teach you Skype. Hell if I know.
Ev: Maybe I wanted to see you all jaw slacked? You never really let me see that. Well obviously, the dogs do prefer a yard. Now you can really get involved in their suburban-dad contest. Then obviously I need to show them up, tell them how great you are in bed. You better be almost done, I can't wait forever you know. You forget /I/ can do something about it.
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Text @ Griffin
Griffin: So I don't have to go all handy man and put in a better lock, I like your solution more.
Griffin: Really? I don't get why?
Griffin: Here I was thinking you'd teach me to use technology as a whole... oh well, like I give a shit.
Griffin: Flattering meaning I'm probably going to have to be picking my jaw up from the floor all night, like a repeat of that black one from vegas. You don't have to, of course not no, but you get to watch me try and fit in with that crap since /I/ am. You just summed them up pretty well, yeah. Yeah, i'd say it's your turn anyway. I was planning to anyways but now I'm definitely going to.
Ev: what a lock just for your bedroom? See both should always be a solution.
Ev: it's nothing. But I'm not cute.
Ev: I can teach you Facebook and Skype but I have no clue how to use Twitter so you have to go to someone else for that.
Ev: your jaw wasn't on the floor the whole time I was wearing that dress. Though I'm still pretty happy I bought that. But yes possibly something like that. Is /that/ why you wanted a house more than an apartment? So you could join in on their conversations?? Do I have wives and girlfriends I have to chat up and talk all domestic shit with? I really have no problem with taking control. You're killing me here, you know that?
Griffin Castillo + Moodboard ⢠gdievelyn (( 10/?? ))
Text @ Griffin
Griffin: And what's that? Because if you're choosing to keep the dogs around instead then I'm going to get a deadbolt for my door.
Griffin: Why wouldn't you tell me though?
Griffin: Maybe with all that support I'll even learn to use that website with the bird one day.
Griffin: We might be able to find a room with a lock and I can give you a break from wearing it for a little. It's a thing, golf, barbecue, their lawns... Exactly my guess is their just bitter because they aren't getting laid. I think what I'd want is for you to take over, take back what I said about no hands once I get there. Maybe I'll just call you when I'm on my way home and stop encouraging you to try to keep them to yourself like this.
Ev: Your faith in me is amazing. My solution was to have you and the dogs.
Ev: because it's.. Idk embarrassing or whatever?
Ev: website with a bird?? Twitter? I don't even know how to use that shit.
Ev: like I'd say no to that. Maybe I'll even find myself a flattering dress. So long as I'm not forced to join those chats.. Oh so they're really boring old stiffs then. So you want me in control this time? Hmm I think you really should do that.
Text @ Griffin
Griffin: Well with the dogs there's three but there's only one of me... but then again I am your best friend and you can have sex with me... tough decision.
Griffin: The last part about how they smell like me and it feels like I'm around? Why not, it's nice?
Griffin: i /think/ i can handle texting just fine
Griffin: because i wasn't sure if you'd be into it. No trust me, seeing them all try to out class and out suburban-dad each other will be hilarious. It doesn't seem like they're wrapping up anytime soon, why not just give me a hint? I know you can but this is still not fair because I still dont think I leave to fuck you, as bad at I want to.
Ev: I see only one real solution here.
Ev: Yeah well as much as it's true, I didn't plan to tell you that part.
Ev: I believe in you, Castillo.
Ev: Fancy dresses aren't really my thing but I'd handle wearing one for you. Out surburban-dad each other? Is that an actual thing? Have i been missing out? How dare they not see in the urgency in which you want to come home! Well it all depends on what you want most. I suppose I will try to keep my hands to myself until you leave or get here.
Text @ Griffin
Griffin: That makes it sound like you're considering changing your mind about the killing thing.....
Griffin: The faster I get stuff done, the faster I get to leave. I'm not disputing that, I would know. Why can't you just admit it was because... it kinda was.
Griffin: Oh yeah, for sure, pass notes under each others doors, totally.
Griffin: I did ask, now we're going and probably end up making fun of all the boring business men. And how's that? Nuh uh, if I can't do that, you shouldn't be able to, solidarity and shit.
Ev: well that depends.. On one hand, I get the dogs and on the other I get you..
Ev: hmmm that is true.. Never thought you would. Because I didn't plan to add the last part..
Ev: well it was either letter or telegrams
Ev: you sort of asked.. You know we can make fun of them from the couch right?? You'll find out when you come home. Hey, I have free access to my own body, I can do as I please.
Text @ Griffin
Griffin: I would really hope not, my dogs would never forgive you.
Griffin: That's basically the only thing that'll keep me working. How generous of you. You can deny as much as you want but that answer was pretty damn cute.
Griffin: I just don't get all the points of these "modern" things.
Griffin: Well I've been complaining about going to you for ages so I had no idea. More like because you're very literally making it painful sit through this. Still.
Ev: Your dogs would become my dogs.
Ev: hmm I thought that would be the thing that didn't. I'm a generous person. It was not..
Ev: so we should start writing each other letters?
Ev: sure and I would have figured that you would have realised that all you needed to do was ask. I'll make it up to you when you get home. I had to pay /some/ attention to certain areas.
Text @ Griffin
Griffin: Now it is
Griffin: ...I honestly don't know if I'd /survive/.
Griffin: I can survive if I'm determined enough. Oh right, I forgot about that agreement, I've not been following very well. No why are you shutting up? I think it's cute.
Griffin: because making fun of the fact I'm an old man has been your favourite thing lately.
Griffin: oh thank god, I owe you big time. Well since you started without me, I can tell you that you're not going to be able to use your hands at all once I get there...
Ev: I guess I'm not cruel enough to do anything you won't survive.
Ev: I guess it'll help to know that you've got me to come back to. Well you /are/ supposed to be paying attention to a meeting so I'll let it slide. I'm not cute..
Ev: you make it so easy!
Ev: did you really think I'd let you go all alone? You're going to punish me because your stuck in a meeting? It's not like I'm actively trying to get myself off.
