Geek Brush Studio

Artist and Certified Bob Ross Instructor: a blog of works and classes

[geekbrushstudio]

Back in the studio after a bit of a hiatus. Ramping up for some upcoming classes. This one will be created at @robinhillsfarm on Saturday, January 21st. There might be a few spots left if you hurry! I’ll also be at @cherrycreekcellars later this month. If you happened to miss these, I’ll be at both locations in February, so check it out. Also enjoy the cameo snippet of me at the end, sporting my new readers! 😉 I’m embracing my 2-years shy of 50 and my aging eyes the most fun way I can think of 😱😆

[geekbrushstudio]

Painted for my last class I taught this year. Paintings are available for purchase on my website Geekbrushstudio.com

[therizinotfuckingthere]

[geekbrushstudio]

Epic art!

[geekbrushstudio]

Elden Ring Tree Part II

Not entirely happy with the final result so I will likely do it again. Need to find more time to play it so I can get proper inspiration 😆

[geekbrushstudio]

Mock up of the sample painting for my class at Robin Hills Farm next week. Bob Ross’s “Golden Sunset”

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck

[lizluvscupcakes]

Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.

[aquilacalvitium]

By Talos this can't be happening

[oysters-aint-for-me]

reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.

why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op

[tungsten-moon]

I figured out roughly how many notes it's been getting per day and multiplied that by the number of days left until the end of 2023

If we keep it going at this rate we'll be far past 666k

[aquilacalvitium]

IMPORTANT

Okay so clearly I've underestimated y'all

So how about we make this more interesting?

I will practise self care if this post reaches 666k BY THE END OF 2022

[moonlarking]

Op you have fuckethed with the devil this post has gained 30,000 notes since I reblogged it last night

[headspace-hotel]

Reblog to throw a hedge apple in OP's driveway

[theleakypen]

What the fuck is this eldritch fruit? I'm in.

[headspace-hotel]

It's Maclura pomifera, commonly known as the osage orange or hedge apple. It is known to be native only to a small area of Texas and the edge of Oklahoma and Arkansas. Before the invention of barbed wire, it was pruned repeatedly and shaped to make dense impenetrable hedges to contain animals.

The fruits are inedible—not poison, they're just hard and taste bad.

The wood is super-strong, burns hotter than any other wood, and is ideal for making bows!

[laineysbucketlist]

We should just fill this post with other interesting things as reasons to reblog it

[lord-angelfish]

Actually I like this idea, we should do that. Here's my fun fact contribution; actual old English, what one could call Anglo-Saxon (as opposed to, for example, Shakespearean English, which a lot of people call old English but is actually antiquated modern English), is a Germanic language, and modern English shares a lot of roots with German because of that. It was also, at one point, written with runes.

[ailingwriter]

The hagfish is a deep-sea fish speculated to be related to lamprey. It exudes a strange goo that is believed to be used to clog the gills of attackers. This goo has been found to be a very good substitute for egg whites in cooking.

[headspace-hotel]

HAGFISH SLIME EGG WHITE SUBSTITUTE???

[i-make-smol-bad-decisions]

Saponify is a word which means to Turn into Soap

Which is great cuz it means you can threaten to saponify someone and it will both confuse and frighten them!

[headspace-hotel]

Wizard Convention Banned Spell List 2022: Saponify

[headspace-hotel]

This is absolutely fucking incredible.

160,000 notes have been added since yesterday evening.

OP has well and truly Icarus'd too close to the fucking sun

[not-grolahvol]

Let's share pictures of our pets, shall we?

[geekbrushstudio]

My rendition of Bob Ross’s “Hidden Stream” I will be teaching this painting at my workshop later this week at @RobinHillsFarm

[therizinotfuckingthere]

blubby :)

[geekbrushstudio]

Working on the Elden Ring tree

[bumblebeebats]

i love when people are like “Oh my god, I couldn’t possibly imagine being asexual, how sad, you’re missing so much…” Bitch!!! You know what’s sad? Being gluten intolerant. If you placed two pills in front of me right now, one which would turn me allosexual and one which would enable me to tear into a freshly-baked oven-warm olive-and-rosemary ciabatta without utterly destroying my body, it would not even be a choice. “hyuhhh-duhhhh aren’t you worried you’ll die alone” aren’t you worried i’ll just launch myself over the bakery counter in our local grocery store one day and stuff croissants in my mouth like a starving racoon til i die and the whole place has to be closed down as a health risk while they peel my bloated body off the linoleum floor? You should be

[geekbrushstudio]

It’s all about the bread 🥖🥐

[thenatsdorf]

[jaubaius]

[discardedscream]

I don’t understand how this can ever be scary it’s a baby mouse with dragon wings everything I ever wanted in my life

[lichfucker]

[video description: an extremely tiny black bat clinging onto a person’s finger, struggling to hold on. there is no audio. end vd]