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mel | gay hot mess | late 40s| she/her | chicagoland This has become a Star Wars/Ghostbusters blog, lol. Holtzbert trash. Rey is the purest of cinnamon rolls. Star Wars memorabilia collector. Princess Leia made me teh gay. Safety lights are for dudes. I'm maschinenmensch on AO3 if you care.

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The Funko for 1/2 of my favorite space lesbians arrived today.

Now Funko needs to make a Cinta one. So I can make them kiss LIKE DISNEY+ SHOULD’VE >:(

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Andor S01E09 Nobody’s Listening!

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Coming out of a long hibernation to say…

Vel/Cinta is my current OTP.

Thank you, I will take no questions 🙃

[domestic-harry]

IM SCREAMING

[dynamiteking]

Have we tried turning 2020 off and back on again? 

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us government be like

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Tessa Thompson, Evan Rachel Wood and Thandie Newton posed together at the season 3 premiere of Westworld

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Sundays are the worst, because not only do I have to deal with the fact that the work week is near, I also have to take my gf back home.

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Cuddles on the couch with the girl, the patio door open to let in fresh air - blissful.

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[thebkwyrm]

Thanks, Liz.

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Evan Rachel Wood finally got rid of Dolores’ wig yeey 

[thebibliosphere]

Vogmask have been out of stock for months and came back in stock this morning, and sold out within minutes, again, cause of all the healthy and able people bodied panic buying them, even though vogmasks will do exactly zero to protect them from coronavirus.

Meanwhile, I’m not going to be able to go outside at all without one. I’m going to be trapped in my own home, unable to breathe the air outside as soon as the pollen hits. Which from the look of the rapidly melting snow outside, is going to be pretty fucking soon.

So just in case I’ve not made this clear in multiple posts by now: Stop 👏 Panic 👏 Buying 👏 The 👏 Equipment 👏 Chronically ill 👏 And 👏 Disabled 👏 People 👏 Need 👏 To 👏 Live

You selfish assholes.

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😂

[aenramsden]

You have to admire her audacity, if nothing else.

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Literally my favourite thing about Rogue One is that it makes the opening of New Hope so funny. Like, Vader has followed Leia from a planet he just blew up seconds ago and pursued her across the galaxy and then she’s just like: ‘I’m on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan’

Vader: You’re a rebel. I just had a fight with your entire rebel fleet and followed you here. Straight from the rebels. Of which you are a part

Leia: *dramatic gasp* rebel? Me???  I was just passing through. Diplomatically. Thought it was a five-space-ship pile-up or something going on there… 

[hashtagloveloses]

death star plans? on my alderaanian diplomatic mission? it’s more likely than you think

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[jackhawksmoor]

ok but this is like legitimate Canon Improvement because I’d always wondered why Vader was so wildly furious at the start of the movie like “rahhhhh bring me the passengers I WANT THEM ALIVE!!!!” and now I’m like

ohh yeah okay they literally JUST blew up Vader’s base, stole his sh!t, and took off while giving him the finger from the window

[deadcatwithaflamethrower]

while giving him the finger from the window

IT GOT BETTER

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Tfw you’re making the bed, and remember you’re making it for two, not just your previously lonely ass

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Ahhh!! Happy birthday!! And congrats on the gf!! That’s so exciting!! Happy for you!!

Thank you kind anon! <3 It’s been a long time coming, but I feel like the pieces of my life are falling into place!