The Ethics Express!

micromobility enthusiast

[segamascott]

[geistbusters]

coming out of hibernation just to say i waited ten fucking years for dragon age and boy did that game fuck me UP

[geistbusters]

neve gallus i love you and your fuckass hat

[geistbusters]

lmao this didnt age well i lowkey think the game is ass now sjsjdjdjkd

[mayothompson]

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[hollowtones]

?

[soundtestmenu]

Visit Original Link

[catboybeebop]

Visit Original Link

[westmansion]

Visit Original Link

[hearthomelesbian]

Visit Original Link

[lindleland]

Visit Original Link

[prommytheus]

[dallaswinstons]

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[slavery]

Young money!

a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili a mili

[oluransom-deactivated20201026]

you’re laughing. i told you a joke and you’re laughing. i love you

[dialogic]

I think it would be really fucking funny to write a piece of fiction set entirely in real life but using lazy fantasy worldbuilding talk. I gather coin* for the road west** - I will need it to enter the Capital.***

* two quarters and two dimes

** Interstate 64

*** Richmond, Virginia

[dialogic]

I must traverse the treacherous way north* to visit my lover at their place of learning. This city is a crossroads, positioned near the boundary point of a dark land we try not to visit.** It is an ancient place, riddled with the memory of the War.***

* Interstate 95

** Northern Virginia

*** American Civil

[dialogic]

The road north is blocked by enemy forces.* I fear we will be overpowered if we continue,** and never reach our destination.*** Let us abandon the road and take the ancient mountain pass.**** We will mind the cruel structures of bygone years***** as you go.

* northern virginians

** get vehicular manslaughtered by a tesla driver just outside the mixing bowl

*** west maryland

**** cut through loudon county

***** mcmansions

[geistbusters]

ijustwannabepartofyour

SYMPHONYYYYYYYY

[charl0ttan]

theyre invented a new machine that makes a loud all night and theyre calling it "kittycat"

[modernchemical]

watching death note with my family and after the college entrance episode my mom asked offhandedly if anyone had ever pictured L and light as a couple before. it felt like one single white dove had landed on a crystalline lake in a beautiful pure clearing. no i dont think anyones ever thought of that before

[rin-moonlight]

So silly, love them

Tiktok link

[evilvillain123456789]

Yeah i’m not   concerned about ball lightning. Or really any unexplained atmospheric phenomena. Anyway goodnight man

(I put my phone down and fall asleep. Shortly afterwards a sphere of electricity floats into my room through my open window, and explodes)

[drdaanvondutch]

thinking about when i got heat exhaustion at the House on the Rock and the experience was so overwhelming that i had a panic attack and thought i was hearing ghosts and genuinely fully believed i was going to die

which sounds like an overreaction, unless you've ever been to house on the rock and then you probably understand exactly what i'm saying.

[drdaanvondutch]

imagine it's 90 some degrees and you havent had any water all day and you've just walked through not one, or two, but three fake towns,

past a 200 foot tall whale,

through multiple rooms of animatronics and mannequins,

and you havent seen sunlight for almost five hours and you're getting dizzy and then you walk through the mouth of a fake devil and end up staring at this

and this just goes on and on and on in a maze and every single one of these organs is playing music and some of them have animatronics on them playing and you can't find the exit and sweat is literally pouring off of you and finally you turn down another hallway and instead of an exit it looks like this

and at this point your vision is blurring and you feel like your heart is beating out of your chest but every turn just brings you to more h r geiger ass hallways of organs and theyre all still blaring

[unholyhymns]

@disir-ex-machina

[geistbusters]

coming out of hibernation just to say i waited ten fucking years for dragon age and boy did that game fuck me UP

[geistbusters]

neve gallus i love you and your fuckass hat