I'm not crazy, i'm just living in another reality.

Just a guy with a litteral Random Access Memory instead of his brain

[askmrtorgue]

D*CK JOKE

[gellax]

Duck joke?

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Me

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[askmrtorgue]

REBLOG THIS WITH ONE THING YOU ARE BLOWING THE F*CK UP IN 2018.

[gellax]

My habit to procrastinate too much... oh well, I can always blow it up next year...

[cafe-grimful]

has this been done yet? because if not, WHAT THE F%@#???!!!

[gellax]

I consider life as my enemy... I also consider that flee your enemies is the attitude of a coward.

Me

[porunareff]

Jotaro deals with his problems the same way I do

[memesallovertheplace]

[gellax]

Any room left for me?

[lum1natrix]

Ninja Sex Party’s newest song is…

[gellax]

Just wanted to share this funny easter egg with you

[gellax]

Bringing this blog back from the graveyard

Sorry for not have been active the last year, i’ll try to upload this blog more regularly.

[askmrtorgue]

REBLOG THIS WITH A PICTURE OF AN EXPLOSION RIGHT F*CKING NOW

[gellax]

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[askmrtorgue]

Mr torgue, whats the best way to build self esteem?

1) BE HONEST ABOUT YOURSELF

YOU PROBABLY SUCK ASS AT SOME THINGS BUT THERE ARE ALSO THINGS YOU’RE REALLY F*CKING BADASS ABOUT. THEY CAN BE THINGS ABOUT HOW G*DDAMN SEXY YOU ARE OR HOW TALENTED YOU ARE OR JUST THE FACT THAT YOU’RE REALLY NICE ALL THE G*DDAMN TIME

DON’T HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU’VE GOT SOME FAULTS AND DON’T HIDE THE FACT THAT YOU’VE GOT SOME BADASS THINGS GOING FOR YOU

F*CK I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT COMES AFTER THE NUMBER ONE BUT I CAN BENCH PRESS TWICE MY BODY WEIGHT AND MADE AN ASSAULT RIFLE THAT SHOOTS ROCKETS THAT SHOOT GRENADES HOLY F*CKING SH*T CHECK ME THE HELL OUT

6) FIND EVERYONE IMPRESSIVE INCLUDING YOURSELF

SEE THAT BADASS OVER THERE? YOU CELEBRATE THE SH*T OUT OF THEM. YOU TELL THEM WHAT MAKES THEM GREAT AND YOU HIGH-FIVE THEM GET UP IN THERE AND SLAP THEIR G*DDAMN HAND SO HARD IT BREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND WHEN THEY COMPLIMENT YOU BACK, YOU DON’T SAY ANY OF THAT “POLITE SOCIETY” SH*T OF DEFLECTING IT. DEFLECTION IS FOR COWARDS AND MALIWAN USERS AND THOSE ARE THE SAME THING

POINTLESS PHRASE IN BOLD

WHEN YOU GIVE SOMEONE A HIGH-FIVE AND A COMPLIMENT, YOU WANT THEM TO TAKE IT, RIGHT? SO YOU DO THE SAME G*DDAMN THING AND TAKE ANYTHING PEOPLE GIVE YOU.

SOCIETY IS BASED ON TELLING YOU HOW MUCH YOU SUCK ASS SO THAT THEY CAN SELL YOU THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SUCK LESS ASS DID YOU HEAR ME SAY ALL THAT MISOGYNISTIC SH*T WHEN I WORKED FOR THE TORGUE CORPORATION DO YOU REALLY WANT THAT ASSH*LE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO?!?!?!?!?!?????????

SOMEONE SAYS SOMETHING COOL TO YOU, YOU ACCEPT IT. AS LONG AS YOU’RE HONEST ABOUT WHAT YOU NEED TO WORK ON, IT’S NOT VANITY AND SH*T ALSO WHO THE F*CK CARES IF YOU’RE VAIN SERIOUSLY WHO THE F*CK DOES THAT HURT????? THE BEST WAY TO PUNCH SOCIETY IN THE D*CK IS TO GIVE YOURSELF PERMISSION TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT YOURSELF.

NOW IF YOU’LL EXCUSE ME, THE ALLIGATOR FIGHT GOT OUT OF HAND AND MY LEG HAS BEEN IN HIS MOUTH THIS ENTIRE TIME IT IS VERY PAINFUL

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[gellax]

How to park your vehicle

[askmrtorgue]

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMIND TO BLOW SOME SH*T UP

[gellax]

OH SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT! THANK YOU!

[askaureliahammerlock]

Dear Diary

There’s no thrill quite like that of taking a shotgun to the last of a subspecies of Skag, making it extinct, and then paying ludicrous sums of money to have it cloned so that you can make it extinct a second time.

I’ve been informed that this should fill me with extreme amounts of guilt and shame, so I have hired people to feel those things on my behalf.

Sincerely yours,

Aurelia Hammerlock

[askmrtorgue]

YOU ARE THE TOFU OF PEOPLE

[askmrtorgue]

WAIT WHAT TYPE OF SHOTGUN

[askaureliahammerlock]

Tediore, naturellement. Their firearms explode upon disposal, which is just so absolutely smashing. Oh, they were simply geniuses when they patented that so that no one else could make guns that do that!

Oh, imagine it. Guns that explode.

Does it bother you that you aren’t allowed to make that, Torgue?

Does it?

Does it bother you?

[askmrtorgue]

WHERE IS THE REPORT FUNCTION

[gellax]

Okay, but consider this:

A season 2 for Shimoseka, which in SOX members ally with Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian from Ninja Sex Party to spread around their rebellion.