Gello

21 // black-demi-guy // he/they // "No one you look up to is better than you are." // doesn't use this site often

[gelloismello]

hey

this is the pinned post now  https://gello.bio.link

[gooseworx]

Climbers and Patrons. Knowing the difference could save your life someday.

[orteil42]

my friend's puppy has baffling levels of attitude for someone who's only been around for a handful of months. he understands concepts like deceit and civil disobedience and other things i didn't fully grasp until well into my 20s. this guy doesn't even know the seasons loop yet. he's probably like okay spring. what's next. some other new bullshit i bet

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[acidgirl]

the other day my friends and i watched the great gatsby and one of them suggested putting on lou bega’s scatman and hatman and here i’ve recreated the magic we experienced that night

[roycohn]

we need to have a conversation about how the "everyone is 12" theory of politics now doesn't only apply to conservative men who want to kick the bad guys' asses and then go home and eat a steak their bangmommy made just for them (NO VEGGIES!!!) but also to adult women who are literally afraid of other people having sex and being sexy. it's like there's been this massive regression among women in their 20s where we've gotten rid of feminism and replaced it with a new form of purity politics that requires never saying anything bad about another women unless you find a new and creative way to call her a whore. the misuse of "she caters to the male gaze" as a new form of enlightened slut shaming, labeling any woman who wears a short skirt or has sex with a man as "not a girls' girl" and "a pick me," the intense overreaction to celebrity affairs or even just shit like the summer house mess where a woman is now dating another woman's ex even though there was no overlap and the "relationship" was just kind of a situationship that fizzled but now these little girls are online demanding both people involved in the new relationship lose their jobs and not get any brand deals, the panic over mildly sexual content in literally any capacity like ads or an instagram post in a crop top, the compulsion to link everything back to the epstein files, the monthly meltdown over sex scenes on tv and in movies. everyone is 12 and AFRAID of sabrina carpenter.

[roycohn]

a helpful guide

[yellowplumfruit]

oh. my bad.

[flipchild]

[evilscheme]

A belly can be a "slut waist" too. If you're not a fearful little freak

[evilscheme]

Don’t even comment on my shit ever again. You and I will never be the same. You cannot even hope to comprehend the levels of belly I find sexy

[foxgirl-butt]

frutiger buttfuck

[vedurnan-archive]

[flipchild]

Get your stinking foot off my chalice

[395nm]

Booboo roll cancel. You can see how the leaves get pulverized.

[flipchild]

[c4horse]

Taken straight from the vault of a master villain. Just hope he doesn’t notice it’s missing.

when it comes to 1x, i feel as if a lot of folks don't actually consider what he is. he's some sort of inpenetrable wall. he's a bad guy, but we don't know what he is at all. the necrobloxicon gives you a good enough description to work with (as well as all the fearmongering when it was going around). 1x1x1x1, or "the adversary", is like a satan-esque figure given the blogpost we got from mrdoombringer, but we don't actually know what he does. (unless you're talking about the classic event boss fight, which in that case ... he appears in a green fog and chases you around in a circle).

so to really tie things together, i wanted to have a weapon that went hand in hand with what 1x, in my personal verse, actually is. if 1x is a being of the 4th dimension (capable of seeing all forms of time) (adopting the general idea of what the 4th dimension is), then he'd need a tool to "reap" the 3d plane. the daemonshank is this weapon.

it was a little hard for me to pinpoint exactly what i wanted to do with it. when i first made a ref for him, if you're here from twitter, you'd know i gave him the dual venomshanks because that's kind of what everyone was giving him at the time. then i actually read the character encyclopedia. they give him a darkheart there. why not merge them both, given that the sword takes the suffix of "-shank"? both weapons seem up his alley anyway. so i did that.

here's some extra trivia for the occasion:

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"