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IM NOT SORRY THIS IS SO HOT ESPECIALLY WHEN HE CATCHES IT IN HIS MOUTH

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don’t ask me why i made this he’s so disgusting
IM NOT SORRY THIS IS SO HOT ESPECIALLY WHEN HE CATCHES IT IN HIS MOUTH
nobody has ever served pouty lips sweetie pie face pushing 30 like he has !!!!!!!
Frank fixing a "Ladoodoo"
Yeah fuck you (in a lovely lovely lovely way mama trust me) this is mostly a joke but if you post it I will be over the fuckin moon. Ignore me if this is too stupid. Reader, cool and tattooed, and has a lovely tramp stamp. And bullets Frankie, eats it up. Practically cums at the thought of it. Thinks it's the hottest thing ever. Back shots are of course a must. Uh. Yeah. Anyways been here for to long gotta sleep I'm half fuckin awake good night mama kisses !!! Thank you thank youuuu!!!
hi baby, how you doing? missing you, as always. this is so not something I wanted. or enjoy writing. or anything. (im lying. im so obviously lying baby get real.) yeah, anyway. kisses my darling, be good. xox
its not a bad dive bar- its cute. your friends are off, dancing around on tables near the front of the bar- the music just awful enough to make you guys laugh and dance at the same time.
he texted that he was going out. and look, a crush is something you can deal with, easy. you've had one million and one before. but he's different. energetic and charming- funny and ridiculous. he's so talented, passionate. and he is so fucking hot it actually hurts a little to look at him sometimes. you came to the bar, not because of him, but in spite of him. better to feel like you could get your mind off the over whelming amount of love you have for the boy.
you lean over the bar-top- let the guy serving flirt with you as he looks at your exposed shoulder, you hair sweeping around you face in the "im soo not planning on seeing the guy I like today" blow out you worked 20 minutes perfecting.
you hear him enter the room, hear his friends laughing as they joke around. Mia comes over and hushes for you to 'keep cool', as if you don't talk about him for around 50 minutes a day. when he comes over, you flip your body so your back faces him. and listen, he's seen outfits. but not this one. this one is specific.
low rise trousers, off the shoulder black tee with a slight rise in the back. the tattoo is obvious. too easy to see, like a bullseye on the centre of your lower back. the word discipline spelled out in neat cursive. he can see the other tattoos you have littered around your body like this too. ornamental, floral. feminine. powerful. they make you feel that way too. you keep a calm- straight face. let yourself, hopefully, be gawked at. you here ray drop a holy fucking shit man- look , you hear frankie pause. and its cute- but yeah you get a little nervous as the bar tender in front of you offers you his number a bit too loudly.
frank rushes to your side. eyes dropping to your lower back. he growls, nearly whimpering out a "hey-hey can we chat just- do you- need, need a smoke?" and you nod over, smiling down at him. he is a little guy anyhow. sure frank-like-like now? "yeah uh- rightthefucknow-"
he grabs your hand and tugs you through the crowds of people. out into the alley between between this dive and the one next to it- "hey uh, what the fuck is this?" you look around, look down at yourself. shake your head uhh-what? "the, the-you did not tell me you had-uh-th-tha-" the tattoo? "yeah, you're like. like covered.- the uh-" the tramp stamp, frankie? "yeah actually- what the fuck-"
he moves over too you so quickly it feels like a sprint-flips you around so your facing away from him-your hands pressed into the wall. he runs a thumb along the tattoo- tracing the scarred ink with his thumb. you can hear his breathing speed up, you can feel the alcohol flushing you system- his touch rushing along the process of your face increasing in shades of red. "baby, you can-cant do this too me-"
you don't feel like saying anything, standing up for yourself- you just want. you've wanted this- him for so long it has started to feel like a pain in your spine. you nod into the wall get-get the fucking hint, frank.
and he laughs soft behind you, grips the side of your waist tight- and kisses down the exposed skin of your shoulder- the pale form with black dancer-ly marks all over it. "my-my car is parked a, a minute away-" you nod. you nod again and again and again.
your jacket is pressed into the window- a make shift shield. his breath fogs the air in short breaths, it's cold out. his hands feel so warm its like kissing a candle. he bucks in and out of you- one hand under your lower stomach to feel you- the other lands a hit down on your backside, laughing to himself- that the tattoo is basically "a fucking instruction." you moan his name on repeat like knocking a buzzer- he's perfect, panting out sweet whimpers like he's locked into you, into only you.
you feel in control, in charge- you feel like you would let him do anything. because fuck does it feel so good to have his cock hit you ridiculously deep- his thrusts get messy- voice gets drowsier as he moans "babybaby-baby fuck this- you're mine now alright? just- just frank's baby-fuckfuck, let me- fuck gonna mark this-this fuckin whorish-tattoo-show-fuck show me its mine-baby-babyfuck-not gonna let anyone have you-"
he pulls out just before finishing, you let him push your head into the bottom seats as he sprays himself over the back of you. you whisper frank, I-was you-yours already- and you hear him smile, whisper to himself "thank god" and he sits in the car with ease.
you don't go back into the dive bar.
Bus Hookup
Tw:piv, cream pie, hair pulling, doggie style, fucking from behind, rough Frank, biting, choking, grinding, smut with little/no plot, praising, nipple sucking/biting
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When you went to the show you never thought this was going to happen. Never thought that the guitarist from your favorite band would notice you. It happened faster than you can comprehend. One minute you were against the barrier, singing along to the songs. Then the next you were alone with Frank in the tour bus. His hand wrapped around your neck as he devoured you. His tongue exploring every inch of your mouth
Frank's hand tightened around your neck, as you let out a strangle when. Frank used his other hand to pull you onto his lap. You gasped for air as Frank pulled his lips away from yours. “Feel what you do to me princess.” Frank said. Putting his hands on your hips, guiding you to grind against him. You let out a moan at the feeling.
His hard cock with the friction of grinding against him sent new sensations throughout your whole body. “God, you're such a good girl for me” He said, his voice heavy with need and desire. Frank moved his hands to the bottom of first. Pulling it off in one quick motion. The hot muggy air of the bus hit your skin. Frank wasted no time taking your bra off.
Once it was off Frank attacked your tits. Frank's mouth attached himself to your nipple biting down on it, while his other hand played with your other tit. You threw your head back. A mix of pain and pleasure rushing through your body.
Frank laid you down on the couch as he kissed down your stomach, making sure to leave love bits all the way down. When he reached the top of your jeans he looked at you, searching your face, seeing if you were going to let him continue. You nodded, that's all Frank needed. He wasted no time, frantically trying to get your pants off. Letting them hit the floor with a thud.
You laid on the couch, naked and vulnerable. Completely at Frank's mercy. You watched as Frank pulled his shirt off over his head. Your eyes scanned his bare chest, the tattoos adding more desire in your eyes. You kept your eyes locked on him as he took off his pants, leaving them discharged on the fool. You looked at him, he wasn't wearing underwear. You figured that it was just because he was busy on tour and did not have a clean pair.
Frank looked at you. “Be a good girl and get on your hands and knees princess”. You dint argue, you got onto your hands and knees. Frank got onto the couch. It, dipping a bit because of the added weight. Frank put his hands on your hips and he got behind you. You were waiting for him to start when you felt a hard smack on your ass cheek. You let out a yell of pain as Frank chuckled behind you.
Frank took his pick in his hand, pumping it a few times before lining it up with your cunt. With one fast thrust he thrusted in you. You let out a moan, the pleasure overwhelming. Frank was big and thick, and you felt every movement he made, every slight twitch of his cock, and every part inside of you that it's pushing against.
Frank's thrusts are fast and relentless. His hand comes up and grabs your neck. Squeezing it hard. You let out a whine, breathing now being coming hard. When he pulls his hands away you gasped for breath. That would scare off a normal person but not you, For you it made this hotter.
Frank stopped and grabbed your hands, putting them behind your back, He was the only thing holding your upper body up. He helped you by your waists as he stared to fuck you again. He let out groans and he tried you like his own personal toy.
Frank kept you in that position, He was hitting all the right spots he needed to, you felt the familiar feeling of the coil tightening in your stomach, your mons getting louder and more desperate. Frank could tell you were close. So he let go of your hands, letting you fall face first into the couch. You're too tired and too close to get yourself up.
You were stupid to think Frank was going to let you cum that quickly. Without warning Frank grabs your hair, pulling you up by it. Holding you to his chest as he started to thrust into you. He kept one hand on your head pulling your head back, while he thrust his cock into you repeatedly. His mouth latched onto your neck, leaving bark hickeys and bark marks, while his other hand is wrapped around your waist.
It didn't take long before you felt the coil in your stomach return, your senses getting heightened as you felt Frank twitch inside of you. He was about to cum, just like you. Frank thrusted deeply inside of you, You felt yourself clench around him as you let out a loud moan. Feeling your orgasm wash over you. You felt Frank's warm liquid shoot in you as he let out a groan by your ear.
Frank thrusted into you slowly and sloppily, making sure every drop got emptied into you. Frank carefully pulled out. A few drops of his cum dripping out of you, landed on the couch. When he lets you go you collapse on the couch, exhaustion taking over your body. You were completely spent. Frank got you a towel and gathered your clothes.
You cleaned yourself up as Frank got dressed. When you were done cleaning yourself up Frank watched you get dressed. “You should go before the boys get back” “yeah..” you got your stuff and were heading to the door of the bus. “Hey, please don't tell anyone about this” he said, a hint of worry in his voice. You looked at him. “Even if I did they wouldn't believe me” you said walking out. Leaving Frank alone in the bus, the silence seems too loud now.
10/04/2004 nintendo fusion tour freeborn hall ucdavis ca photos from ken larmon on flickr
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Pairing: current!frank iero x younger f!reader
Notes: age gap (reader is above 18, obviously) and Frank is current age, mentions of thigh riding, biting, use of daddy, degrading, spitting, oral m receiving, photos, aggressive throat fucking,
Inspo/Request: Frank Iero’s meaty bod. That’s it.
Whatsername?! | Stoner!Frank X Fem!Reader
Summary: Pretty much about Stoner!Frank, whom you met at a basement party your college friend threw. He was cute, and he knew it. You were the prettiest girl at the party.
Words: 1.468.
Warnings: mischievous reader, weed mention (written by a weed lover, sorry), alcohol, stoner!Frank supremacy, excessive flirting, poor life choices, mildly suggestive content.
A/N: hiii everyone! i've been obsessed with this kind of content lately, so I ended up writing this in my free time. pls mind that english isn't my first language and i've never actually been to the us, so some details or cultural references might not be 100% accurate.
i wanted to keep this simple and easy to read because that's basically the whole vibe. anywayyyy, i have no idea if i'll end up writing more stuff like this, but pls let me know if you liked it! ♡
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A friend invited you to a shitty (yet somehow the most fun) basement party he threw every now and then at his late grandmother's old house on the outskirts of the city, in a quiet suburb that resembled the countryside more than an urban neighborhood. It always felt like a good option whenever you wanted to get away from New York.
From the outside, the house looked quiet enough. But the second you stepped through the front door, the noise hit you. Music, laughter, people talking over one another. It didn't take long after walking in for you to realize that everyone there felt pretty much the same as you and was looking for a break from real life.
You ran into a couple people from your color theory class near the bar and ended up talking with them for what felt like an hour. By the time you felt the buzz settling into your limbs, all you wanted was a cigarette, inviting one of your classmates outside for a smoke.
That's when you saw him.
He was standing against the wall, a joint hung loosely between his fingers as he passed it around to the guys next to him. When he exhaled a cloud of smoke and glanced your way, your eyes met.
And just like that, you thought he was cute.
Dangerously cute.
You lit your cigarette and kept talking to your classmate about teachers and classes, but every now and then your attention drifted back to the cute stoner with the crooked smile.
"I think you've got a fan" your friend said.
Your eyes followed hers and landed on the stoner guy. He had been watching you without even trying to hide it.
Not looking away.
Not pretending he hadn't been caught.
Just watching.
You were curious and mischievous, so you stared back without breaking eye contact for several long seconds, until he finally looked away.
You couldn't help but smirk.
You always liked making guys uncomfortable, especially the ones you liked.
By the end of your second cigarette, it felt like a shame to go back inside and lose sight of him, but when Whatsername by Green Day started playing through the speakers, you felt the urge to sing along.
You were halfway through the second verse when a voice interrupted your singing.
"You definitely look like a Green Day kind of girl," he said.
"I'll take that as a compliment," you replied, tucking your hair behind your right ear and knowing exactly what you were doing. "Are you a Green Day kind of boy?"
"In every possible way, pretty" he laughed.
It was the kind of laugh that made your stomach betray you. The kind that immediately told you it was trouble. The fun kind of trouble.
"I'm Frank."
"Cute." you said it so casually that he widened his eyes before laughing out loud.
"So you think I'm cute?"
"Sure." you smirked. "And your name somehow makes you seem even cuter."
"Are you with anyone, or...?"
His curious eyes wandered across your face as if you were some kind of artwork.
“You mean… If I’m with anyone?” you watched him nod slowly, wearing the dumbest smile. He was definitely high. "No. Not really."
"So do you like cute guys?"
"All cool girls like cute guys."
Something lit up in his eyes. You had him.
"Do you like cool girls?" you asked.
"Yeah. I also like pretty girls and for the record, I think you're the prettiest girl at this party." he gave you a smug smile that somehow still looked vulnerable.
You felt like you could eat him alive.
"Probably the prettiest girl I've ever seen."
You gave him a nasty look, letting him know how unbearable that sounded, and took his beer can from his cold, tattooed hands.
You took a long, painful sip on it before giving it back and turning your back on him as the song was about to end.
You knew he’d follow you, which is exactly what he did. Once outside again, you found a safe spot far from most people, a place in between the parked cars.
You lit a cigarette as you leaned your back on someone’s dirty Corolla and watched Frank stumble on his own feet as he walked his way to you like a lost puppy.
God, you were loving it.
You didn’t say a word and offered him your own cigar when he was close enough, giving him a hungry look as he reached it.
“At first look I thought you were too goofy,” you said. “You know? But now, looking again, you seem annoyingly adorable."
“I thought you said I was cute.”
“Isn’t it the same thing?”
“As long as you like it,” he took a step in your direction, “and as long as it guarantees I have a chance of… You know… Getting to know you better.”
“You don’t wanna know me better, I’m fucking trouble. But you already know it, right?” now you took a step in his direction.
“All New York folks are trouble,” he said.
You could now feel the warmth of his body as you slowly stepped back to lean on the car, and he followed you, gently pressing his body against yours.
You tilted your head to reach for his lips without losing sight of the stupid hot smirk he gave you. When you finally touched, Frank raised his hands to both sides of your waist and let out a long sigh in between your kiss once he finally touched you.
Smiling in between the hot kisses you shared, you felt the air thicker and hotter with each passing second, being unable to control the urge of letting a few wet moans fill Frank’s lips.
You felt him getting harder and bigger while pressing you against the cold car, and your legs started to tremble when he slid his cold hands inside your shirt.
“You’re not fucking me here outdoors, but you got 10 seconds to figure out where you can.” you said breaking the kiss for the first time.
Frank laughed loudly, and it took him just 3 seconds to recompose himself and stare at you with starry needy eyes.
He didn’t say a word but gave you a wide smile and started walking between the parked cars when, at some point, he took his car keys from the back pocket and unlocked an old Toyota, guiding you inside it on the front passenger seat.
Frank entered the car on the driver's seat but didn’t give you time to ask where you were heading to, simply throwing his body over you as he reclined your seat and started kissing you again.
This time he seemed more desperate, hungry even. His hands ran all over your body as if he wasn’t sure it was real.
Grabbing, nailing, and pinching, it was a messy way to gain more and more moans out of you in between kisses.
When you couldn’t hold it back anymore and took out the belt on his already tight pants, he moaned loudly inside your mouth, taking a few seconds to let his lazy eyes take a good look at you again.
“You’re so fucking pretty, jeez."
The small space between the car made everything feel even hotter, his devoted eyes, his whimpering and troublesome hands.
As your moans got louder and louder and bottom clothes went missing, he kept pressing his body against you as if he could come just by it.
The situation made it pretty clear that both of you were in sync and foreplay wasn’t much needed.
Frank held you tight and warm that Saturday night in his car for the first time, making you reach your most delicious peak so easily you felt ridiculous.
When you had enough of the sloppy and wet kisses and both could finally breathe again, Frank sat back in the driver's seat and opened the windows.
You shared a joint and spent hours talking about your lives, likes, and dislikes.
Frank was from New Jersey and was heading back home in 2 days. He liked dogs, worked on a tattoo shop and played on a band. He sang along to all your favorite Green Day songs and took you home.
You never told him your name. He did ask, but you'd rather not. He saved your contact as Whatsername.
Frank was adorable, which made him an absolute no.
No ever meeting again, no ever sleeping together again. No ever meeting your parents and no, absolutely no, never, giving him your sour heart.
Yet, when you got home and laid down on your bed, putting your phone off on the bedside table, you couldn't help but wonder if he’d ever call you again.
You wish he did.
i'm yours tonight
title: i'm yours tonight - the academy is...
pairing: Leathermouth Frank Iero x Reader
word count: 2.025
You have always been the type of person who thrives on solo travel, exploring the world on your own terms. Some call you intense, others call you crazy, but you prefer the term "free spirit." At nearly thirty, you’ve never felt the need to settle down. You are driven by raw physical attraction; love is a concept you simply don’t subscribe to. Whenever the men in your past tried to anchor you into a boring relationship, you did what you do best: you vanished, disappearing from their lives before things got complicated.
After months of grinding at work, your hard-earned vacation finally arrived. Your mission? To disappear into the vastness of the United States and see what the unknown had in store. That is how you ended up here, in a crowded, dimly lit pub that reeks of sweat and cheap beer. On stage, a band you’ve never heard of is setting up their gear. You stake out a spot close to the stage, close enough to feel the bass in your chest, but far enough to avoid the chaos of the mosh pit. You sip your beer, watching the sound technicians hurry back and forth with final adjustments.
fever dream
title: fever dream - frank iero and the future violents
pairing: prorev frank iero x reader
word count: 2.011
It was just another humid summer morning, a typical Sunday in New Jersey, but the air in the room felt different. You opened your eyes slowly, squinting against the aggressive sunlight stabbing through the cracks in the curtains. When you tried to shift beneath the tangled blankets, you were pinned by a heavy, tattooed arm draped over your waist and a leg hooked firmly over your torso, anchoring you to the mattress.
Turning your head, you came face-to-face with Frank. He was completely dead to the world, his face softened by a level of exhaustion only a grueling tour like Projekt Revolution could produce. He had arrived back just yesterday, finally trading the cramped, vibrating bunks of a tour bus and the cacophony of his bandmates' snoring for the stillness of your shared bed.
Those Arms- Frank Iero
This post did something to me!!!
Very short and smutty (getting choked out by Frank’s meaty arms, anyways) what do you expect from me, MDNI
You watched as Frank sat on the worn couch, guitar resting on his lap as he plucked the strings. You watched his fingers move across the instrument, all the while his forearms flexing with each movement. You were mesmerized as you watched the muscles contract and relax with each move. You glanced up to see Frank smiling at you, a small chuckle filling the quietness, “you okay baby? I think you have a little drool.”
A warm blush formed on your cheeks, as you rolled your eyes. The leather couch creaked under you as you shifted in your seat, facing Frank more. He watched as you reached out, your fingers gently wrapping around his wrist, “can you do me a favor?” Your voice dripping with sweetness that you knew Frank couldn’t resist. You smirked when you saw him nod, and you dragged his hand up to your throat. Frank’s eyes widen as he felt your pulse under his rough fingers. He stared at you, mouth slightly hanging open as he absentmindedly put the guitar on the floor. A small hum of appreciation vibrated under his hand as your eyes fluttered shut, all worries and concerns melting away at the feeling of his hand wrapped around your throat.
Frank kept glancing at his hand and your blissed out face, and he barely curled his fingers in to close off more airway. You moaned from the pressure and Frank felt himself twitch in his pants as he let out a huffed laugh, “you feeling okay?” You nodded as you opened your eyes to see Frank’s pupils dilated, want written all over his face.
Your bottom lip was caught between your teeth as you brought your hand to his, squeezing it more. You shifted your hips trying to relieve some of the want, and groaned when you felt just how affected you were, “Frankie, I-i just want it” You watched as Frank just nodded at you, “please.”
The soft plea had him dropping his hand, and moving. The loss of contact made you whine and tilt your head back against the couch. Frank gently shushed you as he pulled you to stand up. He placed a quick, soft kiss on your lips and the moment your legs were straight Frank tugged your pants to the floor, the cold air making you miss his warmth. Frank turned you towards the couch and you wasted no time curling up onto your knees, facing away from him and your upper body draped over the top of it. The deep moan from Frank made you spread your legs more, back arching to show him just how much you wanted it, “oh baby- fuck, I see how wet you are.” Frank ran his hands over the curve of your ass as he stepped behind you, pressing his naked thighs against the back of yours, “you like when Frankie chokes you, hmm baby?” The condescending tone of his voice, had you pushing back into him as you tried to bury your face into your arm. The embarrassment of needing him so badly, making you blush. Frank tsked at you and pull him hand back before delivery a slap directly to your right cheek. You threw your head back with a hiss from the pain and Frank smirked as he reached down to his length and brought it to your soaked entrance, “answer my question.” His voice deep, close to your ear as he placed one knee between yours and leaned over you. His body curving with yours as he slowly pushed into you.
The stretch had you pushing your body up into his, soft huffs leaving your mouth as you adjusted to him, “oh- fuck Fraaaank.” You felt yourself clench around him as he pushed all the way in, “I-I need it again.” Frank moaned at your words and started to fuck into you, slowly wanting to feel every soft, warm part of you. He brought his arm up to your throat, wrapping his thick bicep and forearm around it. Your eyes rolled back, as you were exactly where you wanted to be.
Frank watched in a daze as your mouth fell open, tits bouncing with each thrust into you. He would remember this forever, your fucked out expression, your need for him to help make everything better. He knew he wouldn’t last long, not when you were babbling against his arm about how much you loved it and him. Frank released the breath he didn’t know he was holding, “I know- I know baby, fuck you feel so fucking good, tight- warm- so damn warm- mmm baby.” He brought his fingers down to your clit, quickly rubbing tight circles, wanting nothing more than to finish the same time as you.
You moaned as you pushed back to meet Frank’s slow thrust, your mind slowly melting as you felt his fingers work you closer to your release, “thank you- thank you Frankie- so good, feel so go- I’m- I’m- yes right there.” You wrapped an arm around Frank’s tatted arm as you heard his groans from you cumming on his cock. His hips pressed hard against your ass, as he came deep within you. You both breathless as Frank slowly pulled his arm away, leaving you leaning back into him to chase the warmth of his body, “noooooo!” You felt him chuckle from above you, “stay a little longer.”
Frank sighed as he pulled out of you but not leaving from you, “I’m here for you baby, but I think we need to talk about how much you liked being choked out.” His voice light as you shushed him and mumbled about “noooo not right now, another time” too embarrassed about it.
my mouth is watering
★ Fun Ghoul ★
hi bunny :3 i have a fic request if that’s okay >///< could you maybe write about big scary leathermouth era frank being the worlds sweetest subby boy? thank you!! <3 -🌈
Oh hi my love! 🫶🏻
YES 100% I can do this 🙂↕️ thank you for your request baby! This turned out way longer than I originally intended >.<"
Smut warning <3 mdni please & thank you!
Frank was known for being wild and crazy on stage, screaming into the microphone and slamming his guitar around. Hes broken so many guitars its unreal.
He just had so much energy and anger that he let go of while on stage. It would've completely shocked anybody to know that you have him wrapped around your finger.
Kobra and Ghoul at the vending machine
are you fucking joking me i'm so fucking hard