[housegoblin]

it is a mystery

[fipindustries]

ok this looks ultra mega based, are you kidding me? can you imagine the bullshit i could get up to with this bad boy? fuck yes i want ten

[mint-corset]

Wait are iPhone bros coping because Apple has to be more universal? Lol.

[such-justice-wow]

Boo hoo i'll be able to add more physical storage to my phone and be able to change out batteries if they degrade as well as all these other optional features I won't have to touch

[lectorel]

Continuing in the trend of political cartoons depicting milquetoast moderate positions seem so much cooler and more badass than they are

[domina-honoribila]

I love how they add totally absurd things no one is asking for to make the idea look crazy. And still, I must emphasize, failing to make this look like a bad idea.

[teaboot]

"Is this what you want? Is this ugly stupid bullcrap what you want??" the biggest loudest idiot in the room asks, holding up a picture of the hottest looking shit I've ever seen

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[rpfofficial]

the only thing i'll ever love romantically is the moving image and the only thing i'll ever be sexually attracted to is music

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[senfonimezari-deactivated202311]

[fantasticfinnie]

happy pride month chat

[fa3ryb0t]

goodbye straight people

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[rocktheholygrail]

[sleepcults]

wait why are likes grayed out on my dashboard IS THERE A LIKE LIMIT?

[our-queer-experience]

ive been repeating this in my head all week. auntie likes wearing the strap…….

[infestuous]

have yall heard about the 17lb cannibal cat named Baby Jesus

[infestuous]

thats a big a boy

[bitchautism]

hate when I rb a post that i think is just good but it turns out it's vaguing like fifteen other posts and now it looks like I've take a Stance even though I just woke up and haven't even been born yet truly

[apolladay]

Before you are two magic buttons. Button A: you will never have to clean your kitchen again (dishes are automatically done; floor swept and mopped; etc). Button B: you will never have to clean your bathroom again (toilet & sink & tub/shower cleaned and sanitized; etc) Which button do you push?

A

B

Voting ended on10h

[caniborrowurlighter]

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

[sleepcults]

guys PLEASE does anyone have the source of "happy holleew to all spoky" cause i tried searching but it only came up in a random dude's mirror selfie caption on instagram and it can't just be me and this one man hallucinating the meme