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Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

PLEASE DON’T LET THIS FLOP AHHHH

1. What is you middle name? 2. How old are you? 3. When is your birthday? 4. What is your zodiac sign? 5. What is your favorite color? 6. What’s your lucky number? 7. Do you have any pets? 8. Where are you from? 9. How tall are you? 10. What shoe size are you? 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 12. What was your last dream about? 13. What talents do you have? 14. Are you psychic in any way? 15. Favorite song? 16. Favorite movie? 17. Who would be your ideal partner? 18. Do you want children? 19. Do you want a church wedding? 20. Are you religious? 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? 24. Baths or showers? 25. What color socks are you wearing? 26. Have you ever been famous? 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? 28. What type of music do you like? 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 31. What position do you usually sleep in? 32. How big is your house? 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 34. Have you ever fired a gun? 35. Have you ever tried archery? 36. Favorite clean word? 37. Favorite swear word? 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? 39. Do you have any scars? 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? 41. Are you a good liar? 42. Are you a good judge of character? 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? 44. Do you have a strong accent? 45. What is your favorite accent? 46. What is your personality type? 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? 48. Can you curl your tongue? 49. Are you an innie or an outie? 50. Left or right handed? 51. Are you scared of spiders? 52. Favorite food? 53. Favorite foreign food? 54. Are you a clean or messy person? 55. Most used phrased? 56. Most used word? 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? 58. Do you have much of an ego? 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? 60. Do you talk to yourself? 61. Do you sing to yourself? 62. Are you a good singer? 63. Biggest Fear? 64. Are you a gossip? 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? 66. Do you like long or short hair? 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? 68. Favorite school subject? 69. Extrovert or Introvert? 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? 71. What makes you nervous? 72. Are you scared of the dark? 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? 74. Are you ticklish? 75. Have you ever started a rumor? 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? 77. Have you ever drank underage? 78. Have you ever done drugs? 79. Who was your first real crush? 80. How many piercings do you have? 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ 82. How fast can you type? 83. How fast can you run? 84. What color is your hair? 85. What color is your eyes? 86. What are you allergic to? 87. Do you keep a journal? 88. What do your parents do? 89. Do you like your age? 90. What makes you angry? 91. Do you like your own name? 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? 94. What are you strengths? 95. What are your weaknesses? 96. How did you get your name? 97. Were your ancestors royalty? 98. Do you have any scars? 99. Color of your bedspread? 100. Color of your room?

gemini--emerald

throw these at me

#ask game

veryfunnymemes

i-cant-make-a-good-name

dandy-boi-ftm

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

shadowkat678

Wait…what?

2fngrsin

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

skrytch

brunhiddensmusings

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

sunshine-tattoo

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

brunhiddensmusings

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

nevercure

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

brunhiddensmusings

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

owengrose

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

bossymarmalade

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

stelamaris

unamedwatcher

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

randomslasher

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

ironwoman359

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

holykryptonitekitten

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him.

nuggsmum

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

ijustwannagobacktosleep

Love him, great man

fanwithoutaplan

plizzanet earth

prismatic-bell

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

anastasian-dreamer

“You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.”

I don’t think anyone has ever said that better.

instructor144

Good to see this thread scroll up on my dash again.

aestheticallynotdeerlightful

Head full only impulse and phantoms

I love them

(I have many ideas and things for this I still wanna draw)

fluffy-papaya

gods. it’s just been this thought i’ve had ever since i learned the bedrock was being moved down.

the bedrock is there, functionally, to protect you. the void is the only death you can’t cheat in some way, and the bedrock protects you from getting too close to the nothing. it protects you from the other side.

but now, the bedrock has been moved down, and it’s about to reveal the warden, and the deep dark cities

and i can’t help but to think — if the warden has been revealed by the bedrock,

what did the bedrock decide was more dangerous than that?

shadeswift99

Well, Fluffy. You can't exactly have a proper Warden if they do not guard a cell, can you?

The Void is a cell, the bedrock its bars.

Do not request to visit the prisoner.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

The problem with being ADHD and having trouble reading long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on is that having ADHD makes you more likely to write in long, rambling sentences and paragraphs that go on and on do you see the problem I am encountering

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I feel like this post would be more popular if people with adhd could actually read it

gemini--emerald

i think i skipped a line while reading it but i think i got the idea

mjlor-chan

thecommonchick

THIS IS TOO MUCH 💀😂

roaringstream

“Do NOT tell the world about this” 200,000 notes

i hate this thought but i need you to consider it with me: vega but he has accent settings like a siri

you can change accent settings on siri...?

either way vega did change his accent one morning, x immediately started crying bc he thought they replaced vega, ex tried to murder dg for replacing vega and making x cry, and dg just had a very confusing 5 first minutes of his day bc he didnt have his coffee yet and didnt understand who was talking instead of vega.

after that, vega didnt change his accent anymore for a few years.

sycon-senti

Hey look! A new Hermitbrine fic!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

It uh...

dreamteamfanblog

Yknow, Tubbo having he/him pronouns and they/them pronouns is very valid and Dream calling Tubbo by they/them pronouns sometimes is super poggers. Dream respecting nonbinary pronouns is great and so is that time he deadass called transphobes terrible people.

Badboyhalo stating multiple times that he supports trans people and thinks everyone needs to be supported and when asked if he supported them sounded genuinely shocked that they even needed to ask. Bad respecting trans people is wonderful.

Feel free to add any other minecraft youtubers who have been open in their support of non cis identities.

poppyseed799

I did not know about that stuff but that’s nice, I was gonna make a post about how in one of Illumina’s streams someone asked him to build a pride flag and he said “you don’t even have to ASK” and built the trans pride flag as fast as he could lol

wooteena

wilbur soot has stated so many times for his support toward lgbtq+, especially trans people <3

dreamteamfanblog

These are excellent additions!

englishteam8

Philza and Tommy are also using they/them pronouns for Tubbo sometimes!!

(i would even say phil uses those often but i only remember one time he talked about tubbo,,, he only used they/them that time tho!! )

dreamnap

LETS TALK ABOUT ERET!!!! WHO I LOVE SO MUCH!!!!

-uses any pronouns

-has explained, respected, and defended tubbos pronouns

-openly bi

-literally told transphobes to go fuck themselves both on twt and stream

EDIT: included a screenshot of their response to when someone told an artist to stop drawing eret as trans after they posted art of eret in the strawberry dress

-supports lgbtqia+ community SO MUCH OH MY GOD (they have a whole counter on their stream that says "x people have come out on my stream" or smth along those lines) and also congratulates them

-is very gender neutral abt clothing! they said "fuck gender roles" before in a stream and that it doesn't matter if guys wear dresses and stuff (re: them, tubbo, and Niki all wanting to buy and wear the strawberry dress)

-EDIT: also didn't add before bc i dont want ppl to think its something they do for clout/performatism etc etc but they've said trans rights and bi rights and nb rights and so on on stream

-EDIT: I debated adding this but they said before on stream they had an ex boyfriend who was trans! i didn't include it before bc i dont want ppl to get the impression that i think that dating a trans person is a praisable thing since all trans ppl deserve to be loved-- but I think its also pretty explanatory that theyre SUPER accepting abt everyone!

anyways tldr I care them

incorrect-mcyt

techno: god i wish i could go back in time and be the person who cut peoples heads off with an axe

phil: why?

techno: there's something wrong with me

writing-prompt-s

You own a laundromat that literally launders money. It keeps the money clean, sanitized, and stiff. Of which you had to explain to mobsters, cartels, and law enforcement agencies, every, damn, year.