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just here to reblog stuff i like

[neflil]

[ The Crystal Bastion ]

My submission for tennocon2025 community showcase :3

[kosmogrl]

this june we’re gonna be outside, happy and eat as many mangoes and watermelons as we please

[ibumuc]

[elderwood-moonrise]

Drifter: where's my hot chocolate??!

Vice Regent Grand Carnus Admiral Roathe:

[reagan-the-saunders]

he's gonna blow

[silwar]

albrecht has quite a diverse list of haters

[technocite]

[brambeag]

blue demon who has me blocked

[orinthered]

memory unlocked: embarrassing social faux pas

[saragrosie]

>"I am evil and unforgivable"

>look inside

>abuse victim

[coldstream]

i love having friends who can communicate like adults it's so cool

[coldstream]

imagine being like "hey this made me feel bad" and they're like "oh sorry i'll try to be better about that" and that's all it is

[kookiyu]

i dont miss overwatch but i miss the psychosexual dynamics of playing mercy or whatever like. getting to briefly exist in the body of The blender porn girl you know

[kookiyu]

playing mercy and just thinking wow everybody in this match wants to fuck me

[gemstone-gynoid]

Playing pyro in tf2 is still like this

[theunfairfolk]

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

[catchymemes]

[charlesoberonn]

You just keep brewing more potions and let the lingering effects of the previous potions add up over time like a lingering stew.

[onemagpie]

[maculategiraffe]

(me, my parents, my sister, and the baby are sitting at the kitchen table eating lunch)

baby, pointing at the light fixture over the table and signing "on": o.*

my sister: we actually can't turn that light on right now, because the lightbulb inside is burnt out! it needs a new one.

baby: ighbu.

sister: yes, lightbulb! granddaddy said after we eat he's going to climb up there on a ladder and change it, and then the light will come on!

baby: gadada! adda, uuu! ighbu o!

sister: exactly!

baby, signing "on" and pointing at the light and then my dad, with increasing urgency: GADADA ADDA UUUU. O.

my sister: we're going to finish eating first though, ok?

baby: nonono. O. gadada adda uuu.

[a split second goes by]

baby, pointing to himself: ba. adda uuu. ighbu.

me: you're going to climb the ladder and change the lightbulb yourself?

baby: dzyeah. *pointing to the buckle where he is buckled into the high chair* ububu.

me: unbuckle you? so you can change the lightbulb?

baby, highly businesslike: dzyeah.

*pronounced like "on" without the n

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[phantomrose96]

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

[phantomrose96]

hang on I gotta look something up.

[i-suggest-vore]

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

[phantomrose96]

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story