i’ll be whatever you want

[gender-thief2]

I’m Bee 🐝

prounouns: he/him, or any

info about me:

-trans guy, ace spec

-18

-multishipper

my main interests: dan and phil

other stuff i like: project hail mary, heated rivalry, all for the game, the raven cycle, marvel comics/movies (hawkeye, winter soldier, iron man, spider-man, deadpool, loki, captain america, black widow), south park, good omens, death note

my blog title is always song lyrics

[amazinglestowell]

DAN BDAY ART!! HAPPY BDAY DAN!!!

[amazinglestowell]

amazingphil instagram story!!!!

[gender-thief2]

new dan and phil oneshot :)

[gender-thief2]

and mark my words if i EVER see an edit of sambucky to Thinking of You by katy perry and it’s either of them thinking of steve, EVERYONE is dying i’m SO SERIOUS.

[2009editingtips]

[weicecilia]

Never Forget that the first phan shipper was Dan Howell

[gender-thief2]

me watching phm: haha i bet tumblr is gonna want ryan gosling to fuck the rock

me now: they have such a deep bond it transcends platonic or romantic, they’re soulmates who somehow met against all odds, they have nothing and everything in common. also the rock would fuck him not the other way around.

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[contemptible-scoundrel]

my buddy brings her angel girlfriend to the function, I spend the whole time refusing to look at or even acknowledge her existence, because I am a staunch atheist and dont believe in that nonsense. she starts to throw things at my head to get my attention and between volleys of marbles and kitchen utensils I grunt "swamp gas. aurora borealis. probably a weather balloon.youre seeing things"

[contemptible-scoundrel]

another day, I greet my friend at the door, I look over her shoulder and raise an eyebrow, "I see you've brought the electromagnetic phenomena again,"

[madame-vide]

No more silly Philly !

[gender-thief2]

i don’t blame phil for disliking cheese at all actually, because when i’m craving cheese its kind of just like, wow i wish i has something overpowering and sharp and kind of bad in my mouth right now. and i totally understand why that doesn’t appeal to some.

[kuuuuuro]

i haven’t been on tumblr for a hot minute. did markiplier fuck ryan gosling?

[kankalin]

tiny warmup.... rip minecraft pjs you will be missed

[diphowell]

Dan and Phil: Tomodachi (real) Life

[dingusandpingus]

romance is a scam invented by dan and phil to sell more nordvpn subscriptions

[danhowellz]

art imitates life