only the cis deal in absolutes

star wars spoiler blog, sometimes star trek

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[bohemskt]

me, wandering shoeless through the snowy wastes of ao3: please… all i want is for luke and leia to have grown up together…… blease…………..

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[pipistrellus]

my favorite part in attack of the clones is when obi-wan just fucks off to play space nancy drew on Clone Rain Planet with the alarming giraffe-necked aliens and swans in like “HELLO IT’S ME, the jedi who definitely… … was here before and probably, uh, spoke to you, and stuff” and theyre like “ah you are here for the order” and hes like “beg pardon” and theyre like “the order of millions of identical human men?” and hes like “RIGHT YES. ABSOLUTELY I AM HERE FOR THE ORDER OF MILLIONS OF IDENTICAL HUMAN MEN”

and then later when he SNEAKS INTO A CORNER TO FUCKING… facetime yoda… like “ok so we have these millions of identical human men who were apparently suspiciously ordered for us by someone???” and yodas fucking response is just “when countless sapient lemons life gives you…….. send those lemons into intergalactic battle you must”

 and obi-wan’s like “shit man you’re so right" 

[kinky-space-nerd]

There literally isn’t a frame of this scene where Obi-Wan doesn’t look confused as hell

[whenanangelfalls]

[finns-lightsaber]

Ew literally says kylo hates Rey

[mistakenforamistake]

even better:

Rey is unburdened by these distractions. She doesn’t think anything about him at all.

[beachdeath]

kylo and rey

[amirwilson-deactivated20201125]

“uSe ThE fORcE rEY-“

[sdfsd32435-deactivated20180128]

tell him that sounds stupid as fuck, and that we would die of starvation or dehydration in less than a month. tell him i said he sounds like an idiot who is clueless about biology. tell him, threepio. tell him he is stupid as fuck. in those exact words, threepio

[senatorgana]

when han says he won the falcon fair and square he’s talking about divorce court not a card game open your eyes people

[mylordshesacactus]

Consider: Han and Lando played a game of sabbac in divorce court to decide who got to keep the Falcon.

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[theculture]

[heterophobicpoe-archive-deactiv]

bitch me too

[cherloak]

Commission for @finnreyultd ❤ Finn and Rey doing Padawan training, but not exactly like Luke had planned :’D  (click for higher res!) 

FinnRey Friday theme “Jedi” 

[weiwanyin]

The Skywalker twins, then and now. 

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Mark Hamill and Carrie Fisher photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair

[vanityfair]

Leading up to the 40th anniversary of the @starwars franchise, Vanity Fair introduces the next chapter in its saga with four covers devoted to The Last Jedi. 

Photographs by Annie Leibovitz.

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[dakotaraptor]

this is fake because the mike myers cat in the hat would not hesitate

[doctormccoys]

..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

[apicturewithasmile]

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.