Howdy Pardner

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[neonjude]

You would not believe your eyes

[pork-cutlet-phan]

If ten million fireflies

[nucleic-asshole]

Lit up the world as I fell asleep

[suntherians]

‘Cause they fill the open air

[john-got-locked]

And leave teardrops everywhere

[rainy-days-are-great-again]

You’d think me rude but I would just stand and stare

[shpenification]

I’d like to make myself believe

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that planet earth turns

[cisphobiatestredux]

Slowly

[straightedgedhigh]

It’s hard to say that I’d rather stay awake when I’m asleep

[bootstrapnation]

‘Cause everything is never as it seems

[shoutout2allmyrealafrikans]

‘Cause I’d get a thousand hugs

[genderunknownatbirth]

From ten thousand lightning bugs

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As they tried to teach me how to dance

[you-nasty-j-bitches]

A foxtrot above my head

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A sock hop beneath my bed

[jordanthediamonddingo]

I’m left speechless

[neonjude]

Why’d you interrupt us pardner

[pork-cutlet-phan]

What is wrong with you pardner

[nucleic-asshole]

Are you proud of what you’ve done pardner

[suntherians]

Pardner

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[woodysroundup]

On becoming a sheriff

Howdy folks! This here’s Sheriff Woody, but you can just call me Woody! I’m part of the roundup gang, with Jessie, Bullseye, and Stinky Pete! Not to mention, tons of other pardners joined the gang, and at a rapid fire pace too, YEEE HAW!.

Now some of y'all may be wondering, what does it take to become part of the roundup gang? How does one become a sheriff? That I will tell step by step:

Be on the lookout for some bandits and varmints. You could find em through seein them say real nasty stuff. To know who’s a bandit or varmint, come in contact with me, the Sheriff.

Now from here, go right ahead and check if they passed on from this big blue Wild West. Doin that simply takes a hoverin over their name, and if you see a “Deactivated”, that’s your cue to ride like the wind to the scene!

Now, a “Deactivated” could mean two things. One of em means that they’ve already been taken care of, so their hollow corpse can’t be used tor feasting. Another means that they simply passed on and deleted. And if they went n deleted, well, you know what you gotta do!

Claim your prize and set your theme up! Leave everything at its defaults besides the title, which should be changed to “Howdy Pardner”, and the icon to this:

Thank you all, and always remember….YERMA FAVRITE DEPUTEE

[severalangrypies-deactivated201]

@ Woody’s Roundup

[gendershouldntexist]

Can you help me gather up a posse? We need to stop those bandits!

[birdiesbirdies]

Uhh,,,, Hey Howdy How you doing there…. Pardner

[gendershouldntexist]

Sheriff Woody here; calling you to duty!

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this is a post i thought i could trust but with this icon i don’t know what to do anymore

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They did nothing wrong

[neonjude]

Happy birthday Sonic

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Happy birthday Sonic

[john-got-locked]

Happy birthday Sonic

[cisphobiatestredux]

Happy birthday Sonic

[vikingmetal-prussia]

Happy birthday Sonic

[gendershouldntexist]

Happy birthday Sonic

[peddlerofusedwares]

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[woodysroundup]

Laws of the Roundup

ONLY take URLs from bandits and varmints. No custom URLs.

Update: reblog chains are now cut shorter and used less

Keep posting to a minimum. Commentary even moreso.

If there is commentary to be added, I suggest you research some pardner lingo

If you spot an impostor, report it to me, the Sheriff.