Sam-I-Am

Hey! General Reaper here! [birthday: April 10th] I like undertale and all the Au's. ヾ(・ω・ｏ) (ノ^∇^) I like creepy and wierd stuff. I also like Snafu comics. My favorite artist is Bleedman. I enjoy many things. and my fear is balloons T~T . Hope you enjoy my art~! ( i also do random doodles and drawings as well)

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

[clingyduoapologist]

The tragedy of Marinette Dupain Cheng is that being ladybug is extremely bad for her precisely because she’s so good at it

[chibiosaka]

Miraculous Ladybug is about what if you gave a girl with extreme anxiety the superhuman capability to actually prepare for every scenario of What Could Go Wrong

[dykeferatu]

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

[subaru-copilot]

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

[draconym]

Me: Fuck, the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.

The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging ... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a tool, and voilà--

(paper towel roll falls on my face)

Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.

[forgetful-nerd]

Spelling mistakes? I guarantee neither of us saw those at 3:00 AM Monday Morning.

[teaboot]

“Do you ship...” Buddy I will ship almost anything if I think about it too long. I love love and situations

[orchidblack]

Night photography by briscoepark

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[jellybeanzrock]

Today I was chatting with two guys and mentioned I was aroace. It went a little something like this.

A: wtf is that

B: it means she’s not attracted to people in that way

A: bro you can’t just not pick a side, that’s crazy

B: nah, it just means she’s spectator mode

A: OHHH IT MAKES SENSE NOW

I have never felt more validated or laughed so hard

[silvermoon424]

As an ace this is the only time "you just haven't met the right person yet" has made me laugh lmaoooo

[kristianasquill]

You know what? Forget the discourse. This is no longer my hill to die on.

You wanna ship canonically aspec characters because “aro/ace people can still date/have sex”? Okay, then. LET’S DO IT.  I wanna see an aromantic character with an alloromantic love interest. I wanna see that confession of undying love and the moment when the aro character says they will never feel the same way—not romantically.

I wanna see the asexual character with their allosexual partner. I wanna see that moment when the ace characters tries sex with their partner for the first time because they want to make them happy only to realize that they are 100% sex repulsed.

I wanna see the two demiromantics who don’t even know if what they feel is romantic attraction, but they adore each other and just want to make healthy snacks together and destroy each other at Mario Kart.

I wanna see the two aces who love sensual affection and are figuring out what they define as sexual or not.

I wanna see the romance + sex neutral aroace who happily and consensually does whatever makes their partner happy…but their partner still struggles with feeling undesired. 

Oh, babe. You thought shipping an aspec character would be just like shipping an allo character? 

[t-min-nie-t]

Hot take: I never interpreted this line from Splinter from the Season One finale the way everyone else in this fandom does.

"With the world at stake, the only thing of importance is that you complete your mission, no matter what you have to sacrifice... or who."

You can visibly see Leo's thought process, being "...shit- really?" To "I'll give up my life if it's necessary."

And I kinda get how he would think that...

But I don't think Splinter AKA Hamato Yoshi, who has already lost his first family, would tell ANY of his children that they should sacrifice themselves for their mission.

No man, I see this as Splinter telling his eldest and most responsible son that he can let some people die.

He is fully telling him he has permission to kill his enemies. And Leo interpreted it in the wrong direction.

If Splinter found out Leo tried to sacrifice himself, he would break Leo's leg twice over before Shredder ever got to him. That's his son, those boys are his babies and he'll be damned if he loses another family.

I don't care what people will say, I'm standing by this hc:

Splinter was telling his son to kill if he had to.

[flygoing]

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

[chastittie]

i trusted you

[flygoing]

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

THE ORIGINAL?!?!?!?!?!

[unheardoracle]

writing is such a strange hobby because sometimes you’re like

“wow I created something beautiful today”

and sometimes you’re like

“oh i just spent 4 hours researching whether this character would realistically bleed out under different circumstances”

[writingblus]

i dont "go on walks," i dont "use character sheets" and i dont "plot before writing," i raw dog it, and if it doesnt flow, I FUCKING CRY.

[pixiecaps]

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

[pixiecaps]

they couldnt take the heat

[doctordotdj]