Cashier: So the total is $24.50 Customer: But the tag price said 34.50 so that's what I'll pay. Cashier:......Okay SAID NO ONE EVER!!!!!!

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EXPECTATIONS
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Cashier: So the total is $24.50 Customer: But the tag price said 34.50 so that's what I'll pay. Cashier:......Okay SAID NO ONE EVER!!!!!!
I will now refer to shade as cloud shadows and people's shadows as human shade
Holy shit I just realized when clouds block out the sun were standing in a clouds shadow.... CLOUDS HAVE SHADOWS!!!!!
This may sound stupid oh well
I always wondered do women get the equivalent feeling we men get, some days I wake up it's just like "Damn I feel good, look at these muscles, this dick is fucking legendary". Do women just go " Yeah look at this face im one pretty motherfucker, MY TITS ARE FUCKING AWESOME"!
If your goals don't seem impossible to others you're not aiming high enough. Always aspire for greatness beyond what you think you are capable of.
Working the over night shift is throwing my morning wood schedule off
trying to go to sleep like
Girl: I only date thugs
me: girl I move bricks and rocks every night.
Girl: mm okay...
me: *she don't even know I work at Home Depot*
So today I finally got to catch up on American Horror Story: Coven, before the new episode comes on tonight, I see the part where the Supreme goes to see The Voodoo Queen and first the thing the supreme lets her do is put her hands in her hair.
let me repeat that VOODOO QUEEN and you let her put her hands in your HAIR.
Chicago Bears tight end Martellus Bennett (83) crosses the goal line after a reception to score the game-winning touchdown late in the second half of an NFL football game on Sunday against the Minnesota Vikings, Sunday, Sept. 15, 2013, in Chicago. Vikings cornerback Chris Cook (20) defends. The Bears won 31-30. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)
Today I realized how immature I am...and I LOVE IT
I make it to 95th station and a large group of people standing at the stop so I ask this woman
Me: Excuse me how long have you been waiting for the bus?
Woman:*looks me dead in the face and says* I JUST CAME, SORRY
I BUST out laughing all I could say is
me: You're welcome.
she gave me the dirtiest looks till the bus came......wait.....LOL
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A 7-year-old Tulsa girl was sent home form her elementary school because her dreadlocks were too much of a distraction, Fox 23 News Tulsa reports. Terrance Parker said Deborah Brown Community School (Principal and Founder Deborah Brown pictured above) officials “hassled” him about his daughter Tiana‘s dreadlocks, until he was told his daughter could no longer attend classes. She didn’t look “presentable, Parker said he was told. However, the school told Fox 23 that Parker knew that it had very strict dress-code rules–especially when it comes to hair. NewsOne reviewed the school’s dress code and it clearly states on page 13 that “hairstyles such as dreadlocks, afros, mohawks, and other faddish styles are unacceptable.” Deborah Brown school officials feel the hairstyle could cause distractions, a statement that surprises Parker.
When a Fox 23 reporter asked little Tiana why she was removed from classes, she burst into tears. “because they didn’t like my dreads,” she said. “I think that they should let me have my dreads.” (via NewsOne)
The natural hair that grows out of our heads is “distracting” and “faddish”? Wearing the hair you’re born with…is a trend? I already know that whiteness hates our skin tone, our hair, our bodies, how we speak, how we dance and how we wear our clothes (until some white person does it and makes it cute) but it’s really sad seeing black people enforcing this mess. Out here teaching black children their God given hair texture isn’t acceptable meanwhile rocking a synthetic wig made to look like a natural hairstyle? That makes…no sense.
That look you get when you see that real shady,shifty motherfucker: Type of person to watch a kid drops his bus card unknowingly and take it when the kid aint looking
You motherfucker...
SMDH L.A HEAVY is NO JOKE ( WALA CAM ) (by WALA WALLAH)