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illinicoise

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily

not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.

tumblgang

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

skuubasally

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

luckytaters

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

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☝🏾😂

callmedeku24

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

kingercainedaddyissues

If yall don’t know who Madam Zeroni is you better buckle up because I WILL infodump to you. That is a threat.

eve-the-beep

No chances taken

inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

expansion-fanatic

Size Tumblr Shout-outs!

It's been a while since that last one I made, and unfortunately many of them has long since deactivated sadly 🥲 but we also have some new members on the block! I wanted to take a moment to highlight everyone(that I currently know of) who do size content on the platform!

@lorddimitrescu1 @giantesscaptions @rough-giantesses @tallwomansworld @nogoodnik-captions @bustybounty @belover @growthslutdavey @growthgoddess @giganticluv @weevixtheweeblin @weightgainer400 @soulpervert @roundbellyramblings @koalster @gorgenzolatype @spawnf97 @getmefullo @imgrowingtoo @emptyhead424 @expansion-gts @expansion-gts2 @overflowingbrasareawesome

And I believe that's everyone so far? I think? 🤔 If not I'll go back in and edit it later! If I forgot you I apologize! Just let me know and I'll fix it!

belover

Amazing people on this list!!!

kamonra

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

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fitnessdesire

Can’t risk it

manuciruja

One of the things I love in Glass Onion is Benoit Blanc, the world's gratest detective, being absolute shit at mystery games like Among Us or Clue. Not only because it's just fun and ironic, but because it's an AMAZING form of characterization and to show why he really loves doing this cases. Sure, he likes the thrill of solving the mystery, but if that was it then he would have pointed out the blood on Marta's shoe immediately, or he wouldn't have encouraged Helen to blow up Miles' stuff.

No, the real reason Benoit does these cases is because he loves helping people, and you just don't get that experience in those mistery games. He loves being able to give Marta the little push she needs to stand up to Harlan's family. He loves giving Helen enough courage to call out the "disrupters" on the awful way they treated her sister so they too can have enough courage to finally say no to Miles.

This is shown perfectly in one of the earlier scenes in the movie in which Blanc loses Among Us and goes "Wait, so she caught me...and now the game is over?". Like, sure he could solve the mistery but those games will never give him the experience of helping others with their problems that he gets with real cases. That's why he hates them.

thebookwormfairy

jphcrk-deactivated20251128

*pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid*

feralraccoonman

I’m sorry, I have to reblog this I’m paranoid without doing so

Aaaa

Huh

tumblr tuesday: the greatest mafia movie

There's so much lore. An original soundtrack (masterlist here, thanks to @thisisnotjuli). It all began with a pair of boots. Then, a movie poster by @beelzeebub:

And here's how it's going:

@ms-musers:

@lspy:

@monsterhospital:

@waldwynde:

@fireleaptfromhousetohouse:

@mjulmjul:

@marella-moon:

@holl-horse:

@bricktoygrapher:

@greenscircus:

@theshitpostcalligrapher:

@sweetdollface:

@onion-souls:

@onemagpie:

@gregspectations:

@mimiadraws:

@flurgburgler:

@shrugsinchinese:

@runfreebirdrun:

@when-sanpape-arts:

@marblellous:

@ynngaa:

@vanwizard:

@inthefallofasparrow:

@1percentcharge:

And lastly, before she was Wonderwoman, @reallyndacarter was "Dancer #2." She has kindly revealed this hitherto unreleased photo from the world premier of the film:

Obsessed with Goncharov? Need more? If you want to join in, please be sure to use the tags #goncharov (for posterity) and #unreality (for those who need it). Take care out there!

lovely-english-rose

thank you sans and reigen for creating the perfect energy for today to happen

drive with all the photos, and youtube version

inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

philosophybits

“Never let the future disturb you. You will meet it, if you have to, with the same weapons of reason which today arm you against the present.”

— Marcus Aurelius, Meditations

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ghosttap65

Go ahead and reblog this. You might make someone’s day

famous-anteater970

:)

thoughtkick

“You have saved yourself from drowning every time before this. You will rescue yourself again.”

— Nikita Gill, Powerful One Sentence Reminders To Read When You Are Doubting Your Growth And Healing

ultrafacts

1. “State the idea you wish to express as clearly as possible, and in terms preschoolers can understand.” Example: It is dangerous to play in the street.

2. “Rephrase in a positive manner,” as in It is good to play where it is safe.

3. “Rephrase the idea, bearing in mind that preschoolers cannot yet make subtle distinctions and need to be redirected to authorities they trust.” As in, “Ask your parents where it is safe to play.”

4. “Rephrase your idea to eliminate all elements that could be considered prescriptive, directive, or instructive.” In the example, that’d mean getting rid of “ask”: Your parents will tell you where it is safe to play.

5. “Rephrase any element that suggests certainty.” That’d be “will”: Your parents can tell you where it is safe to play.

6. “Rephrase your idea to eliminate any element that may not apply to all children.” Not all children know their parents, so: Your favorite grown-ups can tell you where it is safe to play.

7. “Add a simple motivational idea that gives preschoolers a reason to follow your advice.” Perhaps: Your favorite grown-ups can tell you where it is safe to play. It is good to listen to them.

8. “Rephrase your new statement, repeating the first step.” “Good” represents a value judgment, so: Your favorite grown-ups can tell you where it is safe to play. It is important to try to listen to them.

9. “Rephrase your idea a ﬁnal time, relating it to some phase of development a preschooler can understand.” Maybe: Your favorite grown-ups can tell you where it is safe to play. It is important to try to listen to them, and listening is an important part of growing.

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