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"chad" 🍆 they/them 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 :) 🍆 adult 🍆 my blog about the furry game for gay babies: @deltaruminations

[vile-things]

[everyteenager4free1]

[everyteenager4free1]

[bonequest]

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

suddenly obsessed with deriving the heights of all the venture brothers characters

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

david bowie could potentially be a control, given he was 5'10" IRL, and we see him in at least one scene standing on the same plane as dr. girlfriend

to verify if that's accurate in-universe, we can reference his height relative to iggy pop, who is 5'7" IRL. the only screenshot i have handy is one in which iggy is standing maybe a couple of inches behind, so i'd need to account for the perspective to gauge it exactly, but i think it's reasonable to assume it checks out for both

can also confirm that brock and the monarch are roughly the same height, give or take an inch

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

ok so we can probably put dr. girlfriend at about 5'3" or so, given the Bowie Baseline

with this having been considered, we can probably peg dr. venture for about 5'5" or 5'6", which is pretty consistent with his canonical weight of 135 pounds of "grade-A, American come-and-get-it"

(note that rusty and dr. girlfriend are wearing roughly the same height of heel, which is such a great detail lmao)

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

based on all this stupid bullshit, id put the monarch at about 6'2 or so

this is taking into account that both the monarch and dr. girlfriend also wear heels of similar height when both are in costume

as far as the brock/monarch comparison, it is worth noting that brock seems consistently taller when compared to, say, henchman 21, which could of course be a stylistic/animation thing (brock is always going to be the Biggest Guy in a frame unless there's another character who's obviously drastically bigger, ex. baron underbheit); brock also wears boots with quite a bit of height to them. for now, im gonna put him at 6'4"

[bonequest]

[juice-bug]

Sorry for party rocking

[succubussally]

[therhythmbutchershateyou]

My genderfluid butch lesbians who I've drawn a hundred billion times yet I still can't draw them consistently at all

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

twitter sucks a lot of shit but i do almost kind of respect its Algorithm(TM) for very aggressively picking up on me being a gay furry who likes big boys and tummy stuff after i interacted with like. one (1) moderately freaky post. though to be fair the only other shit i look at or interact with on this account is deltarune-related so it probably wasn't especially hard to triangulate "gay furry" out of that

[7layerburittoboy]

go see the movie

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

highly specific nosferatu 2024 thought (potential spoilers)

so during the scenes of thomas in the castle i had moments in which i wondered whether the interactions with orlok ever actually happened Physically or if orlok was literally just a psychic corpse somehow manifesting these visions in his brain and draining/branding him from inside and manipulating reality in some supernatural way. like yes thomas has the bite marks and the contract and the locket is missing so it has to be real on some level but there's no telling what exactly was real or how it could have possibly happened. there's no way to rationally explain it. i thought it was really cool how the dreamlike quality of it all played into the broader sense of madness and uncertainty and experiencing things that are both undeniably real and utterly unbelievable. then of course the movie made it clear pretty quickly that orlok was in fact an actual physical presence who rises bodily from the grave and that might have actually been the biggest disappointment for me honestly i know it wouldn't really work with the ending but i wish they could have kept it vague because i'm obsessed with the idea of a vampire who's just a corpse in a box who gaslights people to death with his dead guy mind powers

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

i very distinctly remember someone in the comics sphere tweeting something in maybe 2010-2011 that was like "it's crazy how this in-joke between underground cartoonists on something awful exploded into a cultural phenomenon for middle schoolers" in reference to homestuck and I've never stopped thinking about it

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

when homestuck first started i was a problem sleuth guy mostly and i think i read homestuck for about an act before i fell off for a while and then everyone started talking about the trolls and i was like "what the FUCK are you talking about who are these gray assholes" and then started casually keeping up again. when i saw people saying to start with the trolls it would make me pretty nerd mad because the opening acts of homestuck are some of the best parts IMO and the idea of skipping them sucks so much shit to me like if you don't want to see 100+ pages of john egbert flipping shit about clowns and bunnies and navigating absurdly baroque fake video game systems then can you even say that you like homestuck. what's the point of reading it otherwise. anyway im not mad about it anymore it's just funny

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

i very distinctly remember someone in the comics sphere tweeting something in maybe 2010-2011 that was like "it's crazy how this in-joke between underground cartoonists on something awful exploded into a cultural phenomenon for middle schoolers" in reference to homestuck and I've never stopped thinking about it

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

i accidentally* saw matthew dear live a few days ago and it was very cool. anyway as a celebration here's my favorite matthew dear song. not kidding when i say this is one of my favorite songs ever something about it just hit crazy hard for me in 2011 and has never stopped hitting

*my partner took me to a show and neither of us knew that he was the opener

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

fun fact about my relationship to this song is that i know for a fact that the first place I ever heard it was on brian lee's TANE website which i almost certainly learned about through k.c. green because i was a teenaged twitter webcomics dirtbag at the time and TANE went on to be a big influence on me getting into web development. i also just learned like this year that toby fox did a cover of black eye/burnt thumb for TANE which is also a formative song for me and i almost certainly heard that cover while going through pages but would have had no idea who he was even though i was also a casual homestuck in 2009-2011. fucking crazy how small the internet can be sometimes

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

i accidentally* saw matthew dear live a few days ago and it was very cool. anyway as a celebration here's my favorite matthew dear song. not kidding when i say this is one of my favorite songs ever something about it just hit crazy hard for me in 2011 and has never stopped hitting

*my partner took me to a show and neither of us knew that he was the opener

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[generative-adversarial-nitwit]

@stxalq