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(not) down to clown

[swolizard]

I use tumblr more out of habit than enjoyment at this point

[tastefullyoffensive]

[flamingomd-deactivated20240122]

[mattandjones]

I LOVE THIS WOMAN…

[softcore-boyfriend-deactivated2]

No reaction, no nothing just “Now I have”

[thechloecult]

Woman: [Speaking] “Scott, have you ever worked with dolphins?”

Man: [Monotonous] “No.”

Woman: [High Pitched Clicking]

Man: [Monotonous] “Now I have.”

[argonauticae]

i keep trying to think of a snappy joke to make about michael buble’s cover of santa baby but i don’t think there’s any possible way to improve on this

[whoopsrobots]

No Hoho.

[kumagawa]

[colachampagnedad]

this gave me internal bleeding

[theroguefeminist]

Thrilling, fast-paced, thought-provoking dialog of Pokemon, the Animated Series.

[micdotcom]

Amber Rose is a class act (x).

[bunnyfood]

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

now im a pretty composed guy but jesus, popcorn really just does it for me. popcorn really just makes me go apeshit crazy. i start the bag off like a normal human but somewhere along the line, man. i stop eating it and start just rubbing fistfulls on my face. by the end of it im just fucking the bag

[tabloidheat101]

[amorroso]

My kind of man

[littlekingcorona]

He needs to be in a batman movie

[weirdbuzzfeed]

i need you

[characterlimit]

@buzzfeed please confiscate this video

[buzzfeed]

it’s on the internet now there’s nothing we can do

[abgcomics]

this is my second project for my comic storytelling class in which a human woman gets hired to be a grim reaper.

[deanhadley]

This is awesome

[thenathanzed]

she about to drop the greatest in-class presentation of 2015

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your future self is watching you right now through memories.

[owomon]

[haus-of-ill-repute]

Squirrel being fed by a marionette of an old lady being controlled by an old lady. My life is complete   

[castironjackelope]

I follow many potters on instagram. This was not what i expected.