your genes are next

Bia | 17 | she/her | transfem, aroace | EN | ADHD

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

making a new intro/pinned post because i have absolutely nothing better to do

hello! i don't really expect anyone to refer to me by a name that isn't just my handle on this platform, but on the off-chance, i go by Bia (100% stole the name from kotlc) :). uhhhh i think this means it's time to talk about myself.

my pronouns are she/her, and i'm aroace (repulsed) as well as trans. i'm 17, don't be creepy. not too related to this but im also pescatarian! i am speedrunning mercury poisoning

as of this edit (24/3/2025) i use the tags "#bia the band kid" for band and euphonium things and "#bias burnout" for school related things

music blog @biathebandkid

i love being tagged in things but tagging people stresses me out ;-; so if you see a tag game from me feel free to jump in I would love to see answers

interests/hobbies!

there's not all that much i can put here, because i'm kind of just a band kid... well, at any rate, i play euphonium primarily (think of a tuba, but smaller and with a significantly higher note range), but i also branch out to different instruments for other bands, such as sousaphone in marching band (my shoulder has been rapidly deteriorating since September 2023), trombone in jazz band, or trumpet (for the hell of it). i would say i'm a STEM nerd, except i'm really not smart enough to get to say that TwT. i like marine biology, but i don't really post about it that often because again, i'm not as knowledgeable as i'd like to be :/. i also like to cook!

there are a couple things i'd like to learn more about. obv the big one is more marine biology, since the ocean is a fascinating place that we can learn a lot of information from. other things i kinda wanna learn more are about queer history, art, and computer science!

fandoms!

i'm a big fan of riordanverse, my favorite character is alex :). i'm also a big fan of kotlc (sophie is asexual and i will not change my mind until i have further proof) and i also enjoy the hunger games.

music!

The Living Tombstone and Guchiry. Also anything with enough bass to liquefy my brain.

dni

all right this is the less fun part of this post

terfs, homophobia, racism, sexism, anything of that nature. pedophiles can stay the width of the pacific ocean from me as well as zionists, genocide is genocide. from the river to the sea palestine will be free.

well, uh, that's all i can really think of right now. if i think of more things or if anything changes, i'll update this post.

hope you enjoy the chaos that is my blog!

[embers-braincells]

sh htcg(?

[embers-braincells]

THE BOY HAS SPOKEN

[embers-braincells]

so for my ttrpg thing, should i make the local sapient species bird-like, lizard-like, smth in between, or smth else?

sapient local species basis for a space western thing?

birdlike

lizardlike

smth in between the two

smth else (pls share in tags/comments/wherever)

i lvoe butons :]

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

well, actually, birds are descended from reptiles, so in a wa- *gets strangled*

[embers-braincells]

*unstrangles you* no no, keep talking

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

uh ok so even though birds and reptiles are split into separate classes (aves and reptilia respectively) birds would traditionally be cladistically considered reptiles because they evolved from theropods (dinosaurs) in the Cretaceous period (at least that’s when neornithes [modern birds] became recognized, but availins such as archaeopteryx first diverged in the late Jurassic)

they split off and formed a unique class of reptiles with traits such as beaks and warm blood to the point that under traditional Linnean taxonomic classification they are considered their own separate classes

however evolutionary history places them in a separate class of reptiles along with crocodilians, known as archosaurs

if you’re curious i did not know all this off the top of my head i am actively fact-checking myself as i go

[embers-braincells]

so for my ttrpg thing, should i make the local sapient species bird-like, lizard-like, smth in between, or smth else?

sapient local species basis for a space western thing?

birdlike

lizardlike

smth in between the two

smth else (pls share in tags/comments/wherever)

i lvoe butons :]

Remaining time: 2 days 22 hours

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

well, actually, birds are descended from reptiles, so in a wa- *gets strangled*

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

AHHH ITS DONE

no more assignments and just a half day left with my favorite teachers

i survived five ap junior year

now I don’t have to worry about school until July 6

[copperbadge]

Men, boys, and eggs of my acquaintance, I cannot stress this enough:

Nobody worth being with will ever judge you based on your deli sandwich choices.

Sincerely, a dude who had to watch like two dozen men pretend to find vegetarian sandwiches unthinkable in order to maintain a sense of masculinity today.

[copperbadge]

The sando gender spectrum I osmoted this weekend according to a specific type of dude:

1. Roast beef is the most masculine of sandwiches. The only sandwich it is permissible to ask for by name (we did not have roast beef as an option).

2. Ham is an acceptable substitute for roast beef. There appears to be some controversy, however, over the bread options; we only had two, croissant or ancient grains roll (gluten free). Croissant is considered slightly more manly than ancient grains UNLESS you are under 20 in which case "ancient grain" sounds badass.

3. Turkey is okay, obviously not ham but if you don't like ham it's an option as long as you don't show enthusiasm for it. Definitely has to have mayo however. Mustard is a bit much. (Initial field research indicates mayo is the manliest of condiments but we have not introduced barbecue sauce into the study yet.)

4. Chicken salad is woman food. Absolutely not acceptable unless you announce loudly that it's for your wife or that she's making you for your health.

5. Vegetarian wraps require a recoil reaction or a sheepish "oh, no, no, what meats do you have?" protest. We had the veggie wraps off to one side so vegetarians could get to them more easily, and guys would come up to the wrap boxes because there was no crowd/line, then I'd say "that's veggie wraps" and they'd stagger back.

To be clear, most of the people of all genders at the event were totally fine, this was a small and specific set of guys -- mostly older dudes and (unsurprisingly) their young sons or grandsons. Maybe 20-30 people out of the 400+ attendees. But it really was both sad and a little funny to watch them unnecessarily assert their manhood using deli meat to me, a guy in a floral shirt with neon blue hair handing out box lunches at a charity event. My indifference to your masculinity is so vast it has its own international calling code, fellas.

[copperbadge]

Friends, I have volunteered in the lunch tent once more and I have new scientific findings to share regarding the Sandwich Gender Spectrum.

We still do not serve roast beef, the most toxically manly of all sandwiches, but it turns out that there is a sandwich option almost as masculine, the mention of which will preclude a certain type of dude from even asking for roast beef:

The Italian.

For those unfamiliar, an Italian sandwich in most American sandwich shops is composed of ham, capicola, salami, and sometimes pepperoni, with provolone, the usual sandwich veggies, and a drizzle of Italian dressing.

The hierarchy from ham-downwards remains undisturbed by this revelation currently rocking sandwich discourse, but new data has indicated that the Italian sandwich occupies a special place above ham and technically below roast beef but so acceptable a substitute for roast beef that I only had one guy ask me for it this time around. I would say, "We have ham, Italian, turkey, or veggie," and the Certain Kind Of Man would look skeptically at the ham and then ask for an Italian.

I am now working on my doctoral thesis in Sandwich Gender, where I will be examining whether there is a direct correlation between how masculine a sandwich is and how weirdly homoerotic the name is. I'm going to call it "I'd Like An Italian: Gender And Sexuality Between The Buns."

[tgirl-subway-the-dark-ages]

i find this very interesting

[oak1985]

I would like to submit additional data for your groundbreaking study. The deli nearest me has some sandwiches named after four private schools in the area. The boys school: roast beef. The two girls schools: vegetarian (different veggies, color coded to the school colors). The co-ed school, turkey.

[copperbadge]

I feel....I feel so peer-reviewed. Independent replication of results!

[oarfishcouncil]

OSTEICHTHYES ARE ALSO KNOWN AS THE BONY FISH. We think they could be friends.

[molidae-official]

official molidae post

[fulda-gap-express]

If I'm elected as your president in 2028 I promise to bring back the Western Interior Seaway.

[fulda-gap-express]

North America peaked with this design and every change since has been worse.

[luidilovins]

[grrrrrrrbarkbarkbark-deactivate]

NONONONO NO. NO. DO YOU WANT ANY OF THIS FUCKING SHIT BACK?

[prof-grace-aspen]

Pretty babies come swim in w ater with big fish water is fine with big fish in come taste interior seaway with big fish

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”

[rainbowsh-writer-and-artist]

MY FIRST TIME DOING A TAG!

Ahem, tag your moots for Pride Month!! What's your identity, pronouns, preference and types or are you allies, my fellow pride mates?

I am proudly genderfae (she/they), panromantic/fictoromantic and asexual!

@51lly-kn1f3 @c3rberuz @megamanzerov20 @holorform2009 @countingthestarsthings @pami-the-bunterfly07 @galaxywolfcomet @lalya-veronican @mothpheliaartgallerg @maruchxnn @scallywiggles @meowowstar

[pami-the-bunterfly07]

I’m a proudly Pansexual, Genderfluid, Teratoromantic, and I’m a Werewolfkin Otherkin :)

@vinylv1 @torrentialchaos @lunawolf012306 @galaxywolfcomet @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @roleplaynerdylover @khrystenapofficial @dazzle-expandism @elderwoodz @stroodlenoodledoodle @sleepi-toasti @glitched-across-aus @gloriatheitalianpuppetdoll @xxxlawrencexxx @b-does-arts @i-am-trashyy @stardxstsleep @bluechan2011 @herwonderlandfirefreakingevil @holorform2009 @lilonceleriscool124 @chairsqueue35 @sakiohappychan

[i-am-trashyy]

Um I'm proudly transmasculine, mainly he/him, errr, they/them works too err, grayaroace, and I'm almondsexual 👍

@kale-of-the-forbidden-cities @kingkit7734 @sharkinthewild @catdisguisedasaduck @im-garbage-trust @innocentlyhollowtoad @frogshroomsarentadrug-official @hawkeyedoodles @moonlitepaws @tacticalsp @santerball @fefe-the-cat @chaos-triangle

[boiling-with-rage]

SIIGGHHHH…. TAGGED CHAOS BUT NOT ME….. I SEE HOW IT IS

I’M ALMOST ENTIRELY UNLABELED BUT QUEER, GO BY LITERALLY ANYTHING (AND I MEAN ANYTHING) OTHER THAN FEMININES, AND TECHNICALLY QUALIFY AS OTHERKIN IF YOU WANNA GET INTO THE GRITTY ABOUT IT

@thatfreechyenigma @daringcrafter @he-who-vees @littlelysti @pyramid-steve-was-here @carb0n-m0n0xide @voidofthevoidmv @orionskittles @bees-with-a-camera

TEEBEEACHE I FORGOT WHO IS AND ISN’T A MUTUAL….

[pyramid-steve-was-here]

im agender (any pronouns!) Berrisexual and aroaceflux rn :3 im still questioning tho! (oh and alot of other microlabels lol)

@star-offline @the-cooler-shao-medith-lynn @0404sys @friendly-neighborhood-asexual @ilikesillybillys

I forgot almost all my mutuals..sorry....

[friendly-neighborhood-asexual]

transfem (she/her), lesbian, asexual, polyamorous :3

@transgarlicbreadlover @galacticghost77 @myfriendscallmeglados @make-me-president @ewoly5 @emma045 @thedoctordoesmarvel416 @thedragonbidotgif @the-queen-of-geese @meepmonstare @i-enjoy-the-gays @chaos-triangle @only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess @asexual-offical and I probably forgot some, sorry!! 3:

[only-a-randomcabin6demigoddess]

demisexual and demiromantic!!!

@labelledamsansmerci19 @lemonsunnyhoney @coniac-in-chb @nathaniel-is-a-twink @bisexual-otaku-girl

[labelledamsansmerci19]

I’m demisexual as well and bisexual!

@thefrogsthewaterturnedgay @mike-newton-is-a-marshmallow @my-melodys-bakery @george-karim

[thefrogsthewaterturnedgay]

I’m asexual, queer, and nonbinary (any pronouns) 💜💜

@queerbaitingsbiggestvictim @geneticallymodifiedidiot @cha0ticnutellajar

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

aroace (romance averse, sex repulsed) and transgender (she/her)

everyone. literally everyone tell me your pronouns im so serious rn

[bettyrightnow]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

[at-the-end-of-all]

has anyone done this yet idk?

[drtanner]

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[geneticallymodifiedidiot]

theyar in a schol :)

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[userfish]

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[nattousan]

i felt like these tags really added to the experience, thanks @cynderxdustypaws for your knowledge

[naamahdarling]

This is one of the most powerful images I have ever seen, and I will reblog it every single time because every single time it brings tears to my eyes.