i'm cringe and that's based

hi, i'm mori! ive been on this website too long to leave. i sometimes post about mcyters at @calamitycodified

[pancakeke]

I’m watching season one simpsons

[3000s]

[amazoogle]

both 30 years old, born on the same day at precisely the same millisecond, but she was born in the state of Arizona which does not observe daylight savings time so one could possibly make the (weak) argument that she's an hour older. problematic age gap?

[amazoogle]

alright alright how about this other chick. she was born orbiting a black hole and due to relativistic effects currently unexplained by established models we are both 14 million years younger than eachother. help me with the ethics of this

[amazoogle]

definitionally yes

[boxheadpaint]

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

[touhouweed]

[valtsv]

do you think killing and hurting people and hitting them with hammers and blowing them up is epic and based irl

[superchat]

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[senatortedcruz]

Risencrantz and Grindenstern

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[desk-drawerr]

he brought friends

[xrd]

[lizardsfromspace]

Average reaction to The Odyssey on Bluesky: "Wow! Christopher Nolan's tour de force is a reminder of the magic of the movies!"

Average reaction to The Odyssey on X: "This disgusting moral failure of a film is propaganda for woke! We need to support a real version of The Odyssey, generated by Grok"

Average reaction to The Odyssey on Tumblr: "Christopher Nolan is a hack! We need to support a real version of The Odyssey, Epic the Musical."

Average reaction to The Odyssey on Sea Captain Date dot com: "Baby, I won't keep you waiting ten years."

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[morionette413]

@eddieintheocean

[aspirationalbrand]

amazing things happening in late series columbo episodes

[pangur-and-grim]

[gobusto]

this reminds me of a computer system we had at my previous job, which allowed an optional "medical condition" to be recorded against each person in the database. if one was entered, you needed to specify whether that condition was stable, worsening, or improving.

however, the list of possible "conditions" was rather broad, and included pregnancy; i was never sure whether "worsening" or "improving" was the correct choice in that case.

[damthosefandoms]

“I’m getting lectured on child safety from a man who’s gone through four robins?!?” might be the funniest line in dc comics history actually

[creature-phases]

(The Flash vol. 2 #233

AND HE WAS SO REAL FOR IT KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT BRUCE

[ladyloveandjustice]

Really important at the time because it was during the era where DC was saying Steph “wasn’t really Robin” and spoke of her as little as possible. So Wally including her was actually notable (Damian wasn’t a Robin yet.) I updated it on the wiki list of post death mentions of her and everything back in the day lol.

(The implication the justice league all knew about her and what happened to her was also nice, considering how inconsequential she was treated as by other writers. Though I guess as Dick’s bff Wally would be the most likely to know about Robin drama)