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tastefullyoffensive

This finally clears things up.

quasarthecryptid

I’m so tired that when I read the words “no legs, no house” it instantly played to the tune of Sweater Weather

hbunot

breathe if you think im cute

distinguishedbaloney

spellinwaiting

hello did you know that all the elderly npcs in skyrim are part of an unplayable race called ‘elder’ because the skyrim character creator doesnt have an age slider

pon-raul

“age slider”

don’t you mean an Elder Scroll

tabootasaur

learapproves

I’m losing my shit over out of context vintage comic panels, like

yallstillhere

Come get this dick-fil-a

yallstillhere

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

yallstillhere

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

rochejii

My friend’s snapchat makes me want to throw my phone out the window

nateural-deactivated20250921

That’s only 9 carrots.

trevenanl-deactivated20200913

You ever tried to hold 14 goddamn full size carrots in one hand

one-time-i-dreamt

I was in line at Starbucks and the person in front of me ordered a “large grande sriracha” and the barista screamed until I woke up.

liberalsarecool

Capitalism needs Imperialism.

War makes money for lenders. The lenders create nothing. Their profits come from stoking conflicts.

urexfriendsister

one time in 2007 i crashed the entire club penguin website. it was down for 2 days. i was banned for life.

urexfriendsister

many of you have asked, and so i shall give:

in 2007, my older brother gave me a small piece of information that would soon result in the shutdown of Club Penguin for a few days. he taught me a glitch in the club penguin system that, when sitting in the coffee shop, would make your penguin sit on the ceiling of the coffee shop instead.

and with this piece of information, i took off. i spent hours going to every server over and over, saying the same message: everyone meet in the coffee shop tomorrow at 7 pm in the snowball server. i did this in every single server, in every location i could find.

then, finally, 7 pm the next day arrived. snowball had a population rating of 5. penguins poured into the coffee shop, all awaiting my instructions. i then gave the next message, that of the glitch. i told everyone to wait exactly 3 minutes, then perform the glitch. they did. every penguin in the coffee shop was suddenly on the ceiling, and either the club penguin coding or the club penguin offices had no idea what to do, and no way to take us down. for a small glimpse of time, we ruled victorious – nothing and no one could stop us.

every great kingdom awaits its downfall, however. eventually, the website crashed. no one could go on the website for 2 days after that. my penguin was banned for life.

screenshotfunny

logarto

wheres the video of the japanese man making a spam sandwich. thats the only good content on earth

logarto

drtanner-dickery

“PORK AND BEANS!”

[quietly] ”Pork and beans.”

sardonicplague

VERY IMPORTANT ADDITION BECAUSE THIS MAN IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE!!!!!!!

his name is tsuda daisuke and his youtube channel is JETDAISUKE! he mostly does tech reviews these days but i seriously recommend some of his vlogs because he’s pretty entertaining and puts english closed captions on lots of his stuff

but here’s where it gets interesting

y’all remember death note?

Y’ALL REMEMBER THIS OPENING???

it’s a song called “what’s up people” by the band MAXIMUM THE HORMONE, and if you’ve ever given the official music video a look, you’ll immediately notice one of the guitarists is a kind of wild looking dude making demon faces.

this is a still image of the band; he’s the one on the left with the long hair and black shirt, pulling another great face.

that man?

is tsuda daisuke.

in other words, the sand de panda open sandwich guy is also a guitarist for a kickass japanese metalcore band who contributed one of the sickest anime openings of all time to one of the greatest animes of all time. and imo maximum the hormone has some pretty fuckin awesome music in general, i reccommend their buiikikaesu album if you like what’s up people; it has that song on it and many others that i personally enjoy. (just be warned that their music videos and lyrical content is very often NSFW in nature!)

but if nu metal isn’t really your jam and you just like the sand de panda video, please at least watch the video where he makes rice with entirely too many hot peppers and gets some up his nose by accident. it’s great. it’s maybe not as meme-able as the sand de panda video, but it’s pretty funny