[thegreendiamond]

[brayns124-deactivated20150326]

Chino, CA. We made it on Tumblr.

[bbeachrat]

this is down the street from home

[eliza-villalobos-deactivated202]

Ha yes.

[sum--yungho]

oh the good ol’ spectrum.

[noelleallyn]

909 to my city

[kryptonavatar]

He is coming….

[ollies-outies]

i just met someone in pocket camp who uh

you first walk in and it’s pretty empty. but okay

then you walk over to the second area and??

they put their poor campers in prison what the fuck!!!

[lookskindadeadinside]

when Sims players migrate over to Animal Crossing

[buzzfeed]

[ficcyshit]

s t o p

[the-ziggy-starbucks-deactivated]

This is just all examples of how fucking stupid English is

[retrogamingblog]

Realistic Pokemon by Joshua Dunlop

[ligerscout]

Ready for April fools day Gonna take it to school and eat it

[ligerscout]

I ate ¾ of the jar and I made 3 teachers gag and one friend get angry at me.

[runestele]

fuck bro, I thought you were gunna fill all those cups with mayonnaise and hand them out at school and some serious shit was gunna go down

[dirtyberd]

You feel accomplished but your husband pays for everything?

I make money from my shop, which I started myself, stemming from this blog that has nearly 150k followers, which I got by myself….so let’s just say I bought the fucking cake stand with my own money you piece of shit

[electricsexdoll]

It’s so funny how as women we can’t seem to do anything right. American culture acts like the right thing to do is get married, have kids and be a stay at home mom. But when she stays home she’s a leech? And when she goes to work she’s a bad mom? Can’t win, so do whatever works for your family and fuck you anon, you jealous little shit.

[bareherself-deactivated20220211]

True fact accomplishment only comes from a source of money that pays the bills. There is simply no other way to feel accomplished. Let me guess, anon, 20 something, single.

[stumblngrumbl]

And male.

[lesbianshepard]

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

[lesbianshepard]

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

[truth-behind-the-smile-you-see]

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

stay in school y’all

[andysmovingcastle]

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

[awesomeanuss]

😂

[lunarkittens]

one time my friends and i got bubble tea and my one friend didn’t know abt the tapioca pearls and he took a sip and then opened his mouth and let like 9 of them roll out of his mouth and onto the floor and then whispered “what the fuck”

[controversial-feminist]

Women who don't want babies

• are not selfish • are not less of a woman • are not weird • are not immature • won’t necessarily change her mind • won’t necessary be a lonely old lady • “a lonely old crazy cat lady” is a patriarchal asshole stereotype:):):):) • doesn’t necessarily hate kids • doesn’t need to give you an explanation

[just-shower-thoughts]

Sinks should be located outside of bathrooms, so the public can see people washing their hands, dettering them from skipping out.

[yesthisisaaron]

I’ve been playing Pokemon Go.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Smoking is good for the environment because it kills humans.

[anus]

[stayawaaaaay]

take it easy buddy

[embraceyouranxiety-blog]

Queens