Genie_D_Goomba

A Goomba named Genie the will of D Nerd that likes anime, animals, and short stories (especially HP Lovecraft dark short stories)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[whale-shark-detector]

Whale shark not detected (｡•́︿•̀｡)

[i-am-a-fish]

yuri and yaoi and whale shark are some of the best, most sacred things in the entire world

[genie-d-goomba]

Random fact *me addition*

So my autistic ass as a kid hated clothes and had no sense of boundaries apparently enjoyed walking around naked now this is only some context

So one day as my sperms donor was building the house with some buddies I apparently popped a squat

Now imagine a group of maybe around 7-10 middle aged men building in the Texas heat... see a 3-4 y/o shit in front of em while they're in a lil circle all doing different things like wood frame or electrical seeing a toddler shit in from of all of em

Skip ahead to when I was 16/17 at my first job and ONE OF THESE DUDES ENDS UP WORKING AS A DISHWASHER I HAD TO TRAIN AND THEN HE REALIZED WHO MY DAD IS AND PUTS 2 AND 2 TOGETHER AND REALIZED HE KNEW ME

This 50/60 year old dude who is cool as shit and is high maybe 80% of the time realizing some weird ass kid who played with fire and was naked half the time is now a grown dude who was working 60+ hours a week between 2 jobs in highschool just cuz he's bored

Like he saw me go from that to a teenager who is overworking himself cuz he got too bored with school and wanted to show off that he is just that guy

It's funny cuz I realized I grew so much from a drama queen who hated social standards and just wanted to free willy to someone who was working 2 jobs just cuz

I may have fallen from that point but I'm smarter and realized work is as important as knowledge and now life is moving and it's scary but I'm not scared of what could but what is gone

I miss being able to not care but at the same time the world does strange things and it makes we wonder what else I've forgotten and what I still have to experience

If you've read this thanks for giving in to my quarter life crisis but also I think everything will be ok and I wish you to always have good food and a warm bed to rest

Life may be difficult but also I made it passed so much and I'm not special nor even up to standard so I'm sure even if you struggle with what others find easy you're still trying so you're doing great

Sweet dreams and remember life sucks so make it swallow cuz you're the boss not God and not sum prick who signs your checks so grab life by the balls

[genie-d-goomba]

Random fact cuz I'm bored

Apparently fungus can retain information and if some species merge with something can share said information

And fungus doesn't have any brain or brain like parts meaning WE DONT KNOW HOW LIKE HOWW???!?!?!? fungus is weird and I love it

[genie-d-goomba]

Writing prompt

You're a frog discribe in detail what life is like in less than 150 words cuz I have the attention span of a geko with anxiety and a missing toe *not leg or foot... a missing toe*

[i-am-a-fish]

hey um. did you know you're cute and smart and pretty. and you're kind. and you're good

[i-am-a-fish]

I wanted to make a version for the evil wizards following me. (they make up 20% of my audience 🧡)

hey did you know you're evil and wicked and you like magic. and you're fucked up. and you smell bad

[crookedtines]

I finally took the time to photograph my vintage dip pen nib collection, and I need to share with you all how wonderful and diverse their designs are.

These two are my favorite. Just look at them! One of them is named Gorille and the other Mephisto, but to me they're little pumpkins.

And of course you gotta love the Pinocchio nib. You get to write with the nose of a tiny guy! Just not something you get to do anymore.

[crookedtines]

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the hand nib is in fact pointing its index finger. Though considering the number of you that interpreted it otherwise, it would probably still be effective at offending your friends from across the table.

Personally, I like to think of it as a little wizard hand that draws at your command.

[badjokesbyjeff]

Guys! I turned in the guy who shot the UnitedHealthcare CEO, and wouldn't you know it- they just refused to approve my surgery!

I guess snitches don't get stitches.

[slowspinningredemption]

had a dream last night where I took a uquiz called “what do you serve?” and at first the questions were standard but as the quiz progressed they became more and more highly specific to me personally and the answers became more and more similar and I realised the quiz Knew me and was forcing me into being honest by giving me no other option so I tried to click out but it just went to the next question which was “are you the spider? or are you the web?” and it had an option for each but I didn’t click either so it then turned to a text box and I typed “I think I’m the fly” and the quiz paused for a while and then took me to a results page that said “you serve truth” and the description just read “what you know will kill you but you will die laughing” so like. good morning everyone I guess :/

[mariaalenkoshepard]

OP I think the devil visited you in your sleep

[jsillabub]

“What you know will kill you but you will die laughing” needs to be added to that list of profound statements from unlikely sources.

[fantome-sans-opera]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

On it

[genie-d-goomba]

This is me but I'll also die bullying the spider until he has to talk to therapist about how he got bullied by his most basic prey

[genie-d-goomba]

Is it just me or does every guy get this exact colone set every Christmas?

Like every year at least 1 person *aunt uncle or parent* gets me this colone and I just realized it's either cuz they think I smell bad or genuinely don't know me or what colone I like

Spoiler alert I don't really care about colone I want clothes *imma basic bitch and I'm proud of that* cuz clothes are expensive but cheap enough that they're going to get me decent clothes

Like who doesn't like grandpa socks? They're long but not too long, warm, semi-compressive/thick-n-sturdy and look good without being flashy

Or a good hoodie with a basic design *graphic is fine but simplicity is king* and I may or may not be emo and like being invisible in public

OR FRICKIN PANTS OMG WHY ARE PANTS SO EXPENSIVE LIKE ALL I WEAR ARE JEANS AND JEANS ARE LIKE 20-30 DOLARS A PAIR... this is why I like goodwill and thrift stores cheap pants that's all... the shirts are meh but the pants omggggg cheap jeans I can tear/modify for my emo ass style and the dress shirts are soooo cheap like it's not funny as someone who is still relatively new to adulting I never knew why my mom loved going to goodwill after going out to eat but god damn it those like once a month *or longer* going out days were so underrated with my brothers

Me and my mom would spend HOURS *like 2 hours* just looking for pants and jackets cuz like who doesn't like the grunge aesthetic

And the deals omg the deals were life savers on her days off we would go like 3 times a week when it was back to school time cuz they would have the shirts discounted or the pants and mmmmmmmm the money saved was delicious almost orgasmic cuz being poor sucks but thrift store by malcamore *I can't spell* was such a good song after leaving with over $150+ worth of clothes for like 50 bucks and omg I wish I had just taken more advantage of goodwill cuz now we don't go as often but mmmmm the savings call for me

They beckon for my sweet sweet money, alas I live a town or 2 away from goodwill and I don't like driving *imma cooking and math kinda girly not very into driving* but the goodwill... I yearn for your sweet musky smelling embrace, the horrific lighting, the sounds of the workers disparity as I load half of they're inventory into 2 of their cheap and one fuckes wheel carts

Also also anyone else remember following the wrong lady in a goodwill cuz your mom would get too excited and kinda ditch ya and since you live in a small town she just kinda looked like every other mom there?

This is why I have no friends I'm a strange individual who yearns for the musky smell of goodwill... but the smell is soo infatuating like home but less

I may need physiological help but I will always love goodwill

[genie-d-goomba]

Random fact for the day

The main "love" chemicals in the brain are dopamine serotonin and oxytocin

Any of these chemicals will cause insanity and we make these chemicals daily

The right amount of all will cause "love" and are produced when you are with or bonding with something you enjoy *eg dogs cats or really any pets and ofc people you love such as spouses and close family*

Why is this cool? Cuz love is a recipe and can be made in labs, so you can make love potions with science

And yet alot of us think of love as a spiritual or supernatural thing *like cupid* but in reality it's just a science

Remember there is someone with all three chemicals when they're with you and when someone says they love you they usually mean it

Have a great day fellow nerds

[i-am-a-fish]

hey, i don't know if you're cozy right now, but if you aren't cozy, please, please get cozy. snuggle up. do whatever you have to do. please I'm begging

[i-am-a-fish]

I wrote this because I am laying without a pillow and my neck hurts and I don't have the motivation to get up. I'm still laying here, and I'm uncomfy. please don't be like me

[genie-d-goomba]

To late fish I'm uncomfortable in my own skin and I can't scratch myself out like demon trying to escape my basement

[genie-d-goomba]

Random fact of the day

*Yaayyyy*

THE REAL REASON WE AVOID AUSTRALIA IS THE DANG KANGAROOS LIKE THEY DROWN PEOPLE AND DOGS

They have a weirdly low body fat and alot of muscle and can *and will* drown things as a combat tactic and they wait until you stop moving

SO BOX EM DONT TRY TO FIGHT IN THE WATER CUZ THOSE BASTARDS FIGHT DIRTY

and also koalas have chlamydia which everyone knows I just needed to remind you

[badjokesbyjeff]

I told my friend this dark joke were a man and his wife only had sex with the lights off.

It was so the guy could use a dildo to please is wife. But then she turns the lights on, and is like, “Explain the dildo.” And he’s like, “Explain the kids.”

So I finish and my friend said, “That really wasn’t that dark of a joke.”

And I said, “Where you not listening? The lights were off.”

[i-am-a-fish]

hey can you do me a favor and start that project that you wanted to work on please I am begging you to do the first step

literally only the first step

you only have to do the first step

PLEASE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU SO MUCH

like if it's an art project open your art software or gather materials

If it requires reaching out to someone just send that email or whatever

If it's writing please make an outline

etc etc you know what the project is please start it please PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEASE

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[i-am-a-fish]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dresdoodles]

is very autism coded and I love him ❤️

[genie-d-goomba]

Shit post

If gods real then why do I not have bread sticks? Like that's I require for a happy life... that and someone to love me like how nerds love dnd but that's unrealistic

[genie-d-goomba]

Random fact cuz I'm bored at work

Yeast is a fungus and in hindsight I should've known this but I always assumed it was lil creatures that just like sugar and farted to create carbonation/fermentation... but nope it's just fungus that is on almost everything so if you wanna make a really primitive sourdough just grind your own rye and you'll get a half decent dough if add sugar and water *in semi right proportions* and then just feed it and boom sourdough starter

As a human who enjoys consumption of bread I should have known this and my years cooking for a big ah family I have failed my culinary ancestors